Host Camping Daze (Season 1)

By Mel0dyEl0die

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In this first season of Hosting Camping Daze, we have some of our favorite object show hosts meeting each oth... More

First Day Of Camp
The Hooded Saver
Burger Madness
Mean Boys
Camp Approval
Stuck In A Hot Oven
Basic Cut
Video Game Rage
Hall Monitor Controlly
Hyper Hike
First Birthday
Lab Rats
Cabin Sleepover
Co- Operating Host
Photo Disaster
MasterPhone4 and MyrmidonPad
Broken Meeting
Secret Spillout
Panic Manic

Boy In A Dress

379 7 9
By Mel0dyEl0die

It was morning time and Oodle was getting ready for the day at camp.

Oodle: Shirt. Check. Shorts. Check. Sandals. Check. All ready to go.

Computer: Welp. Time for me to get ready.

Oodle: You're still not ready?

Computer: Nope. I was in bed. But I'm gonna get ready. So shirt on!

*But when he puts on the shirt, it rips in half.*

Computer: What the heck?

*Then he puts on his shorts. They ripped in half.*

Computer: Crud!!!

Oodle: What happened!?

Computer: My Clothes! They Ripped Apart!

Oodle: Aw Man! See this is what happens when you swim with your clothes on!

Computer: What Am I Going To Do!! That Was My Only Outfit!!

Oodle: Don't worry bestie. We'll take your clothes to the tailor. He can fix it up real quick.

Computer: Cool!! Let's Go Then!!

Oodle: Wait Computer You're Still In Your........

*Left the cabin already.*

Oodle: Underwear.

*Oodle and Computer go to the Tailors cabin.*

Crown: Welcome to the Tailors cabin! How many I- did you just come in here naked?

Computer: What? Are you ashamed of my body?

Crown: Ugh. Whatever let's just take a look

*Crown grabs Computer's clothes and starts to look through the damages.*

Oodle: So are you able to fix it soon?

Crown: I would. But unfortunately I ran of black thread. A shipment is supposed to come in three days.

Computer: Three Days! I Can't Wait That Long! That's My Only Outfit I Have!!

Oodle: Isn't there something Computer could wear while he waits.

Crown: Hmmmm. Let me see.

*He pulls up a measuring tape and measures his height and waist.*

Crown: Well. There is one outfit you can borrow.

*Minutes later, Computer was wearing a blue sparkly dress.*

Oodle: Well....... you look pretty.

Crown: Delightful indeed.

Computer: I don't like this.

Oodle: Oh come on, you don't look bad.

Computer: Oh I don't mind the dress. I look like Cinderella with this dress. But what I'm worried about is...... well..... what if the guys make fun of me...... (whispers) What if MePhone makes fun of me?

Oodle: I'm sure the guys won't make fun of you. Nor is He going to make fun of you. You look unrecognizable

Crown: Yeah good luck with that.

Oodle: Come on let's go get breakfast.

Computer: Hold on.

*Computer grabs some blue gloves and puts them on. Put on a shiny blue tiara. And some blue slippers.*

Oodle: Is all that really necessary.

Computer: What? If I'm wearing this dress, I might as well look like a princess.

*Oodle and Computer are on their way to the cafeteria. While they were walking, everyone started to look at Computer very differently.*

Computer: I feel like everyone is judging me.

*Oodle pays close attention to what the guys were saying.*

Lava Lamp: Who is she?

Calculator: I don't know. But she looks cute!

Oodle: I think you're good.

*Computer and Oodle just arrived at the cafeteria.*

Oodle: Alright. Stay behind me just in case.

*Oodle opens the doors. Oodle grabs Computer's hand so he won't get hurt. Almost everyone was shocked to see Computer. But not in a way you expect it.*

Burger King: Who is that beautiful princess?

Airy: I....... Think I feel love.

*Wand, Gold Ingot, and Chocolate Bar noticed him.*

Gold Ingot: She's so pretty.

Chocolate Bar: She's gorgeous.

Wand: And She's Mine!

*Then 4, Controlly, and Gamey noticed him.*

MePhone4: Why are your faces like that?

*That's when the three of them started to blush and their eyes started turning into hearts.*

4: I want to be with her.

Controlly: I wanna hug her.

Gamey: I wanna kiss her.

*That's when MePhone noticed him.*

MePhone4: Huh? Guess we have a new girl.

Computer: Aw man. All the seats are taken.

*That's when 4 got up.*

4: Here! Take My Seat!

Controlly: No Take Mine!

Gamey: No Mine!

*The three of them started to tackle each other.*

MePhone4: Guys! Stop It Already!

*MePhone goes to them to try and break them off. Computer and Oodle sat down. Computer was about to eat his food.*

Burger King: My princess. A lovely girl like you doesn't deserve this. Here, take my whopper combo! On the house!

*BK leaves.*

Computer: Oodle. What's going on?

Oodle: Dude. I think the guys think you're a girl!

Computer: Really? Huh? Well you were right Oodle. I am unrecognizable!

Oodle: I didn't expect that to be true.

*After breakfast, Oodle and Computer head to their cabin.*

Computer: I absolutely love wearing this dress. I feel so pretty!

Oodle: Try not to get too attached to it. You're gonna get your clothes back soon.

Crayon Box: Hey Oodle! Who's the new girl?

Burger King: Is she your girlfriend?

Computer: Oh I'm not his girlfriend. I'm uhhhhhhh

Oodle: Monitor!! Her name is Monitor!

Paint Palette: Oh Monitor... Such a cute name for a cute girl! I mean, you're definitely pretty! I mean-

Burger King: Well Monitor. If you ever want another meal, my cabin is right around the corner, my princess.

Computer: Uhhh thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

Oodle: Well me and Monitor better get going or-

Chocolate Bar: Hey Uhhh pretty girl!

Oodle: Chocolate Bar what are-

Chocolate Bar: Shush! Anyways I was wondering if I don't know, maybe you want to hang out by the lake or star gaze at night?

Computer: Yeah I'll think about that. Ok we really have to go.

*That's when Airy was right in front of him with flowers in his hand.*

Airy: I heard girls like flowers........... So I picked you some by the fields...... I.... hope you like them.

*Computer grabs the flowers.*

Computer: Uhh. Thanks Airy.

*Computer and Oodle walk away.*

Airy: She knew my name.

*Hours later, MePhone was trying to play Four Square with the guys.*

MePhone4: Alright. The rule for this game is.... huh?

*MePhone noticed that the guys were getting distracted from looking at Computer. As they stared at him with their lovey dovey eyes.*

MePhone4: Guys! Hello!

4: Huh? Oh sorry, MePhone. I was too distracted from looking at Monitor's eyes.

Controlly: I was busy looking at her hair.

Gamey: I was busy looking at her smile.

MePhone4: Bleh! Can we stay focused for and-

*He sees that they're all walking to Computer.*

MePhone4: You have got to be kidding me!

4: So Monitor. I was wondering if you maybe want to get a cupcake and share it?

Computer: Uh I'm not-

Controlly: 4 You Idiot!! It's obvious that she doesn't want to eat a cupcake with you! She wants to be my player 2 and play Just Dance with me.

Computer: Well actually-

Gamey: You two are both wrong! She wants to make an invention with me.

Computer: Guys I really-

4: What Girl Would Want To Do That!?

Gamey: It's Better Than Your Stupid Cupcake Idea!!

*The three of them started to fight.*

Oodle: Come on, let's get you out of here.

*Oodle grabs Computer by the hand and walks away.*

Crayon Box: Hey Monitor. Since you're new here and one of the few girls here, how would you like to join me and Paint Palette at our cabin.

Computer: Well I love to. But-

Crayon Box: Great! Come On!

Computer: Woah!

*Crayon Box grabs Computer by the hand and takes him to her cabin.*

Oodle: (Sigh) These three days are going to be long isn't it.

MePhone4: Soooooo. Why is Computer in a dress?

Oodle: Wait. You know it's him!

MePhone4: Well let's see, we haven't seen Computer all day. Yet Monitor shows up out of nowhere. And odd that she's mostly with you.

Oodle: Huh? Good point............ So, what do you think of him in the dress?

MePhone4:....... If I have to be honest, he doesn't look too bad. He actually looks nice.

Oodle: Oh..... Well good to know.

*We are at the girls cabin.*

Paint Palette: CB. Are you sure this is a good idea?

Crayon Box: It's obvious that you like her. But we need to figure out if she's the right girl for you.

Paint Palette: I don't want to make her uncomfortable though.

Crayon Box: Don't worry. We won't. Now let's go and give her some boba.

*Computer was waiting at the table that he was sitting on.*

Paint Palette: Hey. I'm Paint Palette. Meet to nice you...... I mixed up the words didn't I?

Crayon Box: Here. Care for some taro boba tea.

Computer: Uh sure. Thanks.

*He takes a sip of boba.*

Crayon Box: So Monitor. What made you decide to go to camp?

Computer: Ummm. Well I came here because I wanted to be a host and stuff. I didn't expect this camp to have so many boys here though.

Paint Palette: Oh yeah there's so many boys here. Not enough girls here.

Crayon Box: Most of them are annoying to deal with. Oodle especially.

Paint Palette: She has a rivalry going on with him.

Crayon Box: Sorry he's just annoying.

Paint Palette: Burger King is annoying too.

Crayon Box: Oh yeah, he can get annoying with his royalty act and make you his squire! For you he could make you his queen. Airy is just creepy.

Paint Palette: Oh yeah so creepy. Like feel some emotion for once! Chocolate Bar and Gold Ingot are just the worst.

Crayon Box: Yeah they're such huge jerks! I can't stand them!

Paint Palette: Like we get you have more power because of Wand, doesn't mean we like you.

Crayon Box: OMG Computer!!

Paint Palette: Oh yeah Computer is so annoying!

Crayon Box: And weird with his stupid lovey dovey side. Remember when he had a crush on you?

Paint Palette: Ew yeah! And you too!?

Crayon Box: Man he's such an idiot!

Computer: I don't think he's that bad.

Crayon Box: The new boys and 4 are kind of in the middle.

Paint Palette: They can be ok, but also get weird.

Crayon Box: Except for MePhone.

Computer: MePhone?

Paint Palette: Yeah. I think he's the only decent one here. He's not bad.

Crayon Box: Yeah. I think he's the only one I like.

Computer: Well I Like Like Him!! I Like Him A Lot!!! I Really Like Him!!

Crayon Box: Oooooo Does Someone Already Have A Crush!?

Paint Palette: Monitor Likes MePhone!

Computer: What uhhh no I don't!

Crayon Box: You Do Like Him!

Computer: Stop! I Have To Go!

*Computer leaves the cabin.*

Paint Palette: Soooooo bisexual?

*Computer tries to walk back to his cabin. But.....*

Gold Ingot: Hey! Uhhh Monitor is it?

Computer: Uhhh yeah. That's me. What is it?

Gold Ingot: Here. I wanted to give you this.

*He pulls out a box that has a blue necklace. Chocolate Bar sees this and goes over there to stop Gold Ingot.*

Gold Ingot: I bought you this online with instant shipping. I wanted you to have it.

Computer: Ummmm. It looks nice, but I-

Gold Ingot: Oh I see. You have a hard time accepting it. Here. Let me put it on you.

*He puts the necklace on him.*

Computer: It's nice but-

Chocolate Bar: What Are You Doing!!?

Gold Ingot: I'm giving Monitor my gift. To show that I love her.

Computer: Uhhh actually-

Chocolate Bar: Well, I Can Give Her Something Better!!

Gold Ingot: Oh please, what can be better than jewelry.

Chocolate Bar: Well, ummm-

*CB grabs Computer and kisses him on the lips.*

Chocolate Bar: I Gave Her A Kiss!!

Gold Ingot: What!! My Necklace Was Better!!

Chocolate Bar: My Kiss Was Better!! Tell Him Monitor!! Monitor?

*They noticed Computer was gone. Computer ran to his cabin. He quickly opened the door and got inside.*

Computer: OODLE I NEED MOUTHWASH!!!

Oodle: What Happened!!?

Computer: I KISSED CHOCOLATE BAR!!

Oodle: EW That Is Bad!! Here!

*He hands him the mouthwash. Computer takes some and gargles it. Spits it out.*

Computer: I Hate This Dress!! Everyone Is Treating Me Weird And I Don't Like It!!

Oodle: Well I wish there was something I could do. But your clothes are still at the shop.

Computer: What Am I Gonna Do!!

*That's when the horn went off.*

Oodle: Sounds like it's time for dinner.

Computer: Oh no!

*It was dinner time. Computer was eating his dinner. He noticed everyone was giving him goo goo eyes.*

Computer: Well I think I'm done.

4: Do you need me to take your tray, my beautiful bird?

Controlly: No let me take my Rosalina her tray!

Gamey: I believe I'll take my blue lily her tray!

*They all started to fight again.*

Burger King: Ignore them my beautiful queen. You want to have a cookie?

Gold Ingot: She's already taken. By me!

Chocolate Bar: No Me! I Gave Her A Kiss!!

Wand: I Told You Two She's Mine!

Airy: Do you want me to do anything cinnamon roll?

Computer: I really think I should go!

MePhone4: Guys enough. You all look so dumb.

Wand: Whatever Bluey! Anyways, Monitor. I was wondering if you want to go on a date?

Oodle: I'm Not Letting You Do That!! I Won't Let Computer Go On A Date With You!!

Wand: Computer? You must be really stupid. I'm asking Monitor out?

Computer: NO!! He's Right!! And I Can't Take This Anymore!!

*Computer rips the dress apart! He takes off the slippers, gloves, and the tiara. And everyone was shocked to see it was him.*

Everyone: COMPUTER!!!!?

MePhone4: Knew it.

Computer: So surprise. Not a girl.

Wand: The Heck!! I Was Gonna Ask Out A Weirdo!!

Burger King: I Was Gonna Make A Weirdo My Queen!!!?

Airy: And back to feeling nothing.

Paint Palette: I Can't Believe I Was Crushing On A Boy! And worst of all, It Was On Computer!

4: Ummm. I think I need to take a shower.

Controlly: I need to clean my eyes.

Gamey: I need to fix my brain.

Gold Ingot: I Can't Believe I Spend Hundreds Of Dollars On A Weirdo!!

Chocolate Bar:.......... AAAAAAAA I KISSED A GUY!!!

Wand: CB? I thought you were straight!!

Chocolate Bar: I AM!! SHUT UP!! EWWWWWW!! I NEED MOUTHWASH!! TOOTHPASTE!! BREATH MINTS!!! I KISSED A BOY!!!

*The guys left the cafeteria.*

Computer: Great. I go back to being myself and everyone doesn't like me. Wish I just stayed in the dress.

MePhone4: They're a couple of idiots that's for sure.

Computer: MePhone? Ummm. About the dress-

MePhone4: You looked fine in the dress. But stick to being yourself buddy. You look better that way.

*Computer started to blush a lot more than before. Oodle witnessed what was going on and smiled.*

Crayon Box: Well can't believe we don't have another girl joining us.

Paint Palette: Yeah. That does suck.

Crayon Box: You know, Computer might have faked being a girl. But he was kind of serious when we talked about MePhone.

Paint Palette: You don't think?

*They both looked at Computer and MePhone. They see that MePhone put the tiara on him to play around. MePhone was laughing but Computer was still blushing.*

Crayon Box: He Does!!

Paint Palette: Looks like someone has a crush!

Crayon Box and Paint Palette: Computer Likes MePhone!! (Giggles)

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