If I was in hazbin hotel/hell...

By Saba053

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Basically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this i... More

Pilot of helluva boss the start of everything
Helluva boss murder family
Helluva boss loo loo land
Helluva boss spring break
Side moment (confronting loona)
Helluva boss cherubs pt1
Helluva boss cherubs pt2
Helluva boss ep5 pt1
Helluva boss ep5 pt2
NOT PART OF THE STORY just a few ideas
Helluva boss truth seekers
Sabas Inventions and auto repair
Hired by an overlord?!? Pt 1
Hired by an overlord!?! Pt2
An untimely rescue
Aftermath, offer and thanksgiving sleepover
Escape from the goetia mansion
Tonight at 666
Enter the hotel
Pt 1 Three jobs?!
Three jobs?! Pt2
Azzies the house of lust
Back in action
Out of the hospital and into the news
✨Seeing stars✨
❌Exes and Oohs⭕️
Western energy
(Short) Saba looks after fat nuggets 🐷
🍯Queen bee🐝
Unhappy campers
Octavia and Saba's day out
The invitation
The after events of "oops"
Sabas vision (short)
(Crossover) the strange tape
Extermination day
Fallout
The overture overtime
Full moon
Halloween special
Helluva Christmas short special

Yet another rescue

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Angel flinched as Valentino slapped him

Valentino: what the fuck did you think I wouldn't notice you gone after the shit you pulled and the nerve of that fuckin runt with the glasses he trashed my limo and my men

Angel: *whisper* serves ya right

Valentino: what was that?

Angel: uuuh

The limo suddenly came to a stop

Valentino: HUH?! What the fuck?! Driver why did we stop?!

Driver: some asshole he's in the way!

It was saba and his sword was unsheathed

Grunt: OÍ hit the road mate we will gun you down if you don't—

Without a second being spared saba dashed like a madman dodging the array of bullets

Saba takes a great leap and slices the grunt in half with his sword

He stands up and looks to the limo with a smug ass grin

the gunman all run at him spraying bullets but they are no match for him being sliced and cut

Valentino panics and takes a gun and holds it up to angel

Valentino: rather you then me angel cake

Angel is in pure fear this couldn't be the end. . .

Valentinos hand pulled the trigger then. . .






*SHING*...*SLASH*





Angel opens his eyes and the guns barrel was split and the wielder was standing right there

Saba grabbed Valentino by the throat and threw him to a wall and takes his head and bashes it into the wall over and over and over till Val loses a tooth and blood all over him and saba finishes with slamming him into a building one last time

Saba: Amateur

Saba went to angel and helped him out of the car

Saba: you okay?

Angel looks to him in tears and hugs him

Saba: let's get you cleaned up

*as both angel and saba walk back to the hotel a red figure watches from behind*

???: hmm he does have potential and such strength to take on an overlord the boy has gotten stronger

As Saba returns Charlie basically tackles saba in a hug of thanks and after cleaning up the mess saba went to help with the fuse box and vaggie followed

Vaggie: . . . Why did you do it? I mean how did you do it?

Saba: simple . . . Mistreats my friends gets his ass whooped

Vaggie: but why did you choose Charlie?

Saba sighed

Saba: because she has an innocent personality about her it's like every blood stream in my body is yelling at me to save her I couldn't just let her be used by an asshole like Val

Vaggie: do You . . . Like her

Saba looked to vaggie for a minute

Saba: with all due respect she's your love not mine

Vaggie: it's not that it's *sigh* you are just not like other men

Saba: Like who?

Vaggie looked at me

Vaggie: von eldritch

Saba knew him he was the man who married Charlie then ditched her. . . Hence why she's with vaggie. asshole never even cared

Saba: ah yeah him the sick basterd who married C then booked it

Vaggie: so tell me really do you like her?

Saba: but vaggie-

Vaggie: just answer the damn question!

Saba: *sigh* . . . Yes but she's your girl trust me I've got enough girls drooling over me

Vaggie chuckled

Vaggie: normally assholes enjoy that sort of thing but you really do act different

Saba: well I do know where your coming from but trust me I treat women with respect cause people like Valentino will get their moneys worth and eventually fall

Saba finished up and said his goodbyes and took some leftover jumbalya but before he could leave Charlie stopped him

Charlie: saba if you ever think of redemption we'll be here

Saba sighed

Saba: some angels aren't what they appear to be the cherubs I ran into copied our imp service and ended up killing Lyle Lipton themselves so if your willing you just gotta know the right angels

Charlie had stars in her eyes and nodded with a determined face

Saba chuckled

Saba: I'll stop by if you need me

Saba got on his motorcycle
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Valentino: *snapping his nose back in place* URGH! Motherfucker!

He looked in the mirror and in anger punched it out

Vox walked in

Vox: if your done breaking expensive shit we've got a cowboy outside

Valentino: tell him to take his ass back to wrath

???: actually that's where they're going next

Valentino: huh? Who are you?

Striker: names striker sir I've seen you've met Saba

Valentino: that runt cost me millions plus a employee

Striker: well a lil birdy told me that he's protecting the prince of hell and his daughter and my hirer? None other than his wife herself

Valentino thought up a wicked idea that made him grin

Striker: We get his daughter we get him I get a clear shot then it's bye bye repair man

Valentino: very Good *chuckles darkly*
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And scene

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