"So now that we're back in the game we've got to come strong. Diva week is all about finding your inner powerhouse." Finn smiled, and introduced Miss. Pillsbury.
"The online urban dictionary, defines a diva as: affairs, often temperamental singer, who comes correct. 'She is not a trick ass hoe, and she does not sweat the haters." Miss. Pillsbury said, and I cheered.
"You know it!" I yelled, and Finn pointed at me.
"Excellent example, Sami." He smiled, and I leaned back in my seat and propped my feet up on Blaine's chair who was in front of me. He looked back confused, then saw it was me and nodded, then turned around to pay attention to the lesson again and Tina scowled at this. I gave her a little wave, and she turned back around too, crossing her arms.
"Great, so I guess the guys are screwed this week." Jake sighed, and Blaine leaned forward.
"Guys can be divas." He shrugged, then sat back in his chair, using my legs as a headrest.
"That's right, we all have inner divas. I myself have been considered quite a diva at many local restaurants because I know what I want, I will send a dish back." Miss Pillsbury smiled, and I snapped a few times, and she blushed. Miss Pillsbury was very cute when she was excited about something, and I wanted to make her happy.
"You better quit while your ahead because there were only two ways to spell Unique and one of them is D.I.V.A. Diva, okay, Shantay, I stay, and it will be brought, dished out and served, then mopped up by the time you even pick out a wig. Looking at you, clocking that sadness." Unique insulted Tina, and my jaw dropped. She looked at me and smiled as I bowed down to her with my arms.
"I have more diva in my little finger then you have in your hole angry inch, Wade-Unique." Tina snapped, and I laughed, not because it was good, but because of how bad it was.
"Tina, you've been talking some ridiculous trash for months and challenge and that stops now." Marley scoffed, and today was one of the best days of my life, having everyone insult Tina constantly.
"Use that finger, use that snap." Miss Pillsbury said, snapping her fingers.
"Listen, guys can be divas!" Blaine smiled, and Brittany interrupted.
"You guys, I'm going to win diva week you know how I know that it's because..."
[UNIQUE, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Hoh! (Hey)
[BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}]
I'm a, a diva (Yeah Diva!)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (Yeah)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (Yeah) {Hey}
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (I'm a diva!)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (Oh!)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (Yeah!)
-
Tina tried to stand up, and I pushed her back down in her chair and walked out with Blaine, Unique and Brittany.
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[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {BRITTANY}]
{Na, na, na} Diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
{Na, na, na} Diva is a female version of a hustla (Of a hustla!)
Of a hustla (Yeah), of a, of a hustla (Oh)
[UNIQUE, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Stop the track, let me state facts
I told you give me a minute and I'll be right back (Girl!)
[BRITTANY (with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Fifty million 'round the world
And they said that I couldn't (get it)
I done got so sick and filthy with Benji's, I can't (spend)
[SAMI (with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS), {NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}]
How you gone be talkin'
You act like I just got up (in it)
Been the number one diva in this game (for a minute) {Girl!}
[UNIQUE (with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
I know you read the paper
The one that they call a (queen)
Every radio round the world know me
'Cause that's where I (be) yeah
[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {BRITTANY}]
{Na, na, na} Diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
{Na, na, na} Diva is a female version of a hustla (Of a hustla!)
Of a hustla (Yeah), of a, of a hustla (Oh)
[UNIQUE, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Stop the track, let me state facts
I told you give me a minute and I'll be right back (Girl!)
[BRITTANY (with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Fifty million 'round the world
And they said that I couldn't (get it)
I done got so sick and filthy with Benji's, I can't (spend)
[SAMI with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS), {NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}]
How you gone be talkin'
You act like I just got up (in it)
Been the number one diva in this game (for a minute) {Girl!}
[UNIQUE (with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
I know you read the paper
The one that they call a (queen)
Every radio round the world know me
'Cause that's where I (be) yeah
[BRITTANY & SAMI with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}]
I'm a, a diva {Hey}
I'm a, I'm a, a diva {Hey}
I'm a, I'm a, a diva {Hey}
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (I'm a diva)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva {Hey}
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva {Hey}
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {BRITTANY}]
{Na, na, na} (Yeah)
Diva is a female version of a hustla (Hustla!)
Of a hustla, (Yeah)
Of a , of a hustla
[UNIQUE with BLAINE, BRITTANY, & NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (BRITTANY & UNIQUE)]
(Na, na, na) Diva is a female version of a hustla
[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE)]
Of a hustla (Yeah)
Of a, of a hustla (Mmm)
[UNIQUE, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
When he pull up (Ooh)
Wanna pop my hood up (Ooh)
Bet he better have a six pack in the cooler (Girl!)
[BRITTANY, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Getting money (Gettin' money)
Divas getting money (Money)
If you ain't getting money
Then you ain't got nothing for me (Girl!)
[UNIQUE, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
Tell me somethin' (Tell me somethin')
Where your boss at? (Where your boss at?)
Where my ladies up in here
That like to talk back (That like to talk back, Girl!)
[BRITTANY, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
I wanna see ya (I wanna see ya)
I'd like to meet cha (I'd like to meet ya)
What you said (Not to me)
She ain't no diva (She ain't no diva)
[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS (UNIQUE)]
Diva is a (Oooh) female version of a hustla
(Yea-eah!)
Of a hustla, (Yeah)
Of a, of a hustla
[UNIQUE with BLAINE, BRITTANY, and NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE)]
Of a hustla (Yeah)
Of a, of a hustla (Ow)
[SAMI with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS harmonizing (with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS), {NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}]
Since fifteen in my stilettos been struttin' in-in (this game) {Game}
What's your age? Was the question they asked when I (hit the stage) {Stage}
I'm a diva, best believe her, you see her (She getting paid) {Paid}
She ain't callin' him to greet her, don't need him, her (bed's made) {Made}
[BLAINE & UNIQUE with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
This is a stick, up stick up
[BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
I need them bags, uh, that money
[BLAINE & UNIQUE with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
A stick up, stick up
[BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
You see them ask where that money
[UNIQUE]
All my ladies get it up
I see you, I do the same
Take it to another level
No passengers on my plane
[BLAINE & SAMI with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
I'm a, a diva (Hey)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (Hey)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (Hey)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
[BLAINE & UNIQUE with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
This is a stick, up stick up (Hey)
[BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
I need them bags, uh, that money
[BLAINE with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
A stick up, stick up (Hey)
[BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
You see them ask where that money
[BLAINE & BRITTANY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {BRITTANY}]
Diva is a female version (Ohh!)
Of a hustla (Yeah, diva!)
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla (Yeah!)
{Na, na, na} Diva is a female version of a hustla (Hustla!)
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla (I'm a diva!)
[BRITTANY & SAMI with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS, (UNIQUE), {NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}]
I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (I'm a diva!)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (I'm a diva!)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (I'm a diva!)
I'm a, I'm a, a diva (New Directions Girls: Hey!)
"And that is how I made the manager cry at the Cheesecake Factory, by being a diva." Miss Pillsberry smile as we all sit down back on our chairs.
Blaine went full Freddie Mercury, and it was incredibly sexy and impressive since he had a massive cold. He wouldn't even let me kiss him after words, because he didn't want to get me sick.
"My turn! I don't know how I'm going to follow that, but I will try my hardest." I smiled, and I ran up to the front.
[SAMI(NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS)]
You got me some type of way (Hmm)
It used to feeling this way (Mmm-mmm)
I do not know what to say (Yeah, yeah)
But I know I shouldn't think about it
Took one look at your face (Hmm)
Now, I wanna know how you taste (Mmm-mmm)
Usually don't give it away (Yeah, yeah)
But you know I'm out here thinking about it
Then I realize she's right there
And I'm at home like damn this ain't fair
Break up with your girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Yeah, yeah, cause I'm bored
You could hit it in the morning (morning)
Yeah, yeah like it's yours
I know it ain't right
I don't care (Care)
Break up with your girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Yeah, yeah cause I'm bored
This stuff always happen to me (Yeah)
Why can't we just play for keeps? (Mmm-mmm)
Practically on my knees (Yeah, yeah)
But I know I shouldn't think about it
You know what you're doing to me
You're singing my song is in the street yeah, yeah
Acting all innocent, please
When I know you out here thinking about it
Break up with your girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Yeah, yeah, cause I'm bored
You could hit it in the morning (morning)
Yeah, yeah like it's yours
I know it ain't right
I don't care (Care)
Break up with your girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Yeah, yeah cause I'm bored
You could say I'm hating on her if you want to
But I only hate on her cause I want you
Say I'm Trippin if you feel like
But without me, you ain't right ( Ain't right)
Call me crazy cause I want you
And I never even met you
Say I'm Trippin, and ain't right
But without me, you ain't nice (Ain't nice)
Break up with your girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Yeah, yeah, cause I'm bored
You could hit it in the morning (morning)
Yeah, yeah like it's yours
I know it ain't right
I don't care (Care)
Break up with your girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Yeah, yeah cause I'm bored
I finish the song, feeling extremely powerful is Blaine had a soft smile on his face, and Tina was scowling at me more than ever.
"Absolutely incredible, Sami. That was a true diva, and on that note, they say that true divas aren't really mortal. They're more like the Loch Ness monster." Finn said, and he motioned to Miss Pillsbury.
"Divas walk, and they talk and they breathe brilliance. So we have another lovely girl here to demonstrate that elusive brilliance is a very special guest diva." She smiled, then pointed at the door.
"Give it up for Miss Santana Lopez!" Finn yelled and none other than Santana Lopez walk through the door, wearing her cheer uniform.
" Santana, that was the greatest moment, and all show business history! Why don't tell me you were coming to town?" Brittany asked, as we all cheered.
"Better yet, why didn't you tell me you were dating Sam?" She argued, and we all looked at Sam who looked very uncomfortable.
"I had just left a comment on my favorite Rizzoli and Isles lesbian sub text blog when I heard the news. Before I forget, allow me to introduce my back up, and my girlfriend, Elaine. And my girlfriend, I mean my own problem, lipstick, loving after Ellen reading girlfriend." Santana smiled, then kissed Elaine and we all resumed cheering.
"Santana Lopez as I live and breathe!" I yelled after the bell rang and she hugged me instantly.
"Fabray! Oh my god, how have you been?" She squeezed me and I pulled away, but stayed holding onto her arms.
"Well, we no longer like Tina! She stole my boyfriend!" I laughed, and her jaw dropped.
"Girl, Tina Cohen-Loser? That Tina?" She asked, and I shrugged.
"Yeah, but it's okay." I smiled and she got very confused.
"How exactly is that okay?" Her mouth was wide open.
"Because she walked in on us having sex." I laughed, and she burst into laughter.
"Are you okay?" I asked Blaine, walking up to him in the hall, he was looking extremely rough.
"Back away, Sam. I cannot get you sick during diva week, I refuse." He said, covering his mouth.
"Blaine, it's okay." I laughed, taking a step closer, but he backed away again.
"No, you are going to win this thing, and I am not going to stand in the way of that. And right now, you are making it really hard to do that because you're looking at me like you want to kiss me and now I really want to kiss you, but I can't, so I'm gonna go." He quickly walked away, still covering his mouth.
-
"I'm sorry, that cold medicine is really very strong." Blaine yawned, and Tina patted his shoulder..
"Why don't you lay down?" She smiled and he instantly fell onto the pillow, and it just so happened to be the pillow that Sami always laid on. She left a bottle of her perfume at Blaine's house before she left for Chicago, and he was unsure if it was intentional or not, but he didn't care. After a while, the smell of her faded from the room, and he would spray the pillow with the scent, just to feel calm, and at home. He laid on the pillow, and while Tina talked to him, he had zoned out. All he could think about was Sam, and soon enough he drifted off to sleep, the thought of her still in his mind.
"Blaine.. I'm falling in love with you. And I realize this it could be a tragic, one-way thing, but even if we end up having just a sexless relationship which many Asian girls and gay men do, it would be worth it. So please say something here before I die." Tina smiled, and turned around to see Blaine had his arms wrapped around the pillow, and his face was buried in it while he was sound asleep.
She got closer to him, and smelled something very familiar. She smelled the pillow, then looked over at the nightstand, which had a bottle of perfume on it, with a small piece of tape on it that read
"Sami"
TW:SA
She felt a few tears fall from her eyes, and watching Blaine sleep with the pillow, she made a very poor decision out of jealousy, and sadness. She took the pillow out of his arms, which made him stir a bit, grabbed a tub of Vapo rub, opened Blaine's shirt, and straddled him. She dipped her fingers in the rub, and started to massage it onto the sleeping boy's chest.
Sami's thoughts were going insane, she couldn't stop thinking about Blaine, and she could feel it in her heart that she was thinking about him too. She was done waiting, she was losing patience for him, and she knew what she had to do.
-
"Move, Tina." I said, pushing Tina out of the way, as she angrily stomped towards Blaine.
"No, I am getting what I want, Sami. I am a diva and I won't let anyone stop me." She snapped, and I stopped walking.
"Does it look like I give a shit? No. I don't." I smiled, then turning around and ran up to Blaine.
"Sam, I was just talking-" I cut him off with a kiss, and Artie rolled out of the way.
"What was that for?" He laughed, and I knew this was my moment.
"Blaine Anderson, I love you more than anyone in the world, and I can't keep waiting for you. I know I left you, and I know it's all my fault, but I'm sorry, and I'm here now. It breaks me every time I see you with Tina, and I just can't do it anymore, because we are meant to be together, and if you don't think so, then we need to stop messing around because-" This time, he cut me off by grabbed my face and kissing me passionately.
He pulled away, but left our foreheads touching.
"I love you too, Sam. You are the only girl I want to be with, always and forever. But I think right now, I just want to take things slow, I don't want to immediately jump back in, but I do want us to be together." He smiled, and I hugged him.
"Does this mean no sex?" I asked, and he laughed.
"For now, no sex. Just romance." He pulled my chin up and I pecked him on the lips.
"I guess I can do that." I smiled, and the bell rang, so we walked to Glee, hand in hand, and we passed Tina, who watched the whole thing. I shot her a quick, but taunting smile, and she stomped off in the other direction.
"Winning dinner for two at the Red Rooster Express Suites, the first annual William McKinley High School Diva Award goes to Samantha Fabray!" Finn and Miss Pillsbury announced, and everyone cheered as I stood up from my chair and grabbed my trophy.
"Thank you, for this award. I would like to thank one person, who without them, I could not have truly channeled my inner diva. That person is Miss Tina Cohen-Chang. Tina was such a great motivation for me to be a boss bitch, mainly because I was inspired by her sadness, and her desperation to date my boyfriend. This week I became a full-force diva and I am back with the love of my life, and it is all thanks to you!" I smiled, and everyone cheered besides Tina, and I sat back next to Blaine.
"That was the pettiest thing I have ever seen in my life." He whispered, trying to fight a smile.
"You signed up for my pettiness the minute you bought me a new coffee at the Lima Bean." I pecked him on the cheek, and he wrapped his arm around me.
This year was going to be about Samantha Fabray, and nobody was going to get in my way.