Host Camping Daze (Season 1)

By Mel0dyEl0die

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In this first season of Hosting Camping Daze, we have some of our favorite object show hosts meeting each oth... More

First Day Of Camp
The Hooded Saver
Burger Madness
Mean Boys
Camp Approval
Stuck In A Hot Oven
Basic Cut
Hall Monitor Controlly
Hyper Hike
First Birthday
Lab Rats
Cabin Sleepover
Boy In A Dress
Co- Operating Host
Photo Disaster
MasterPhone4 and MyrmidonPad
Broken Meeting
Secret Spillout
Panic Manic

Video Game Rage

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By Mel0dyEl0die

The guys are in their cabin playing a video game.

Controlly: Alright Level 10!! We Better Not Lose This Time!!

4: Dude Chill! It's a video game.

Gamey: You're talking to the wrong guy 4. Controlly may be the chill one here. But not when he's a gamer.

Controlly: Quit Messing Around And We'll Beat It! Take It Seriously!

MePhone4: Alright! Here They Come!

Controlly: Triple Gangsters! Triple Gangsters! Beat Em Up!!!

MePhone4: Take This You Stupid Gangsters!!

4: Eat My First!

Gamey: Go Rot In The Underworld!!

*They beat the gangsters. Then a troll comes in.*

4: Oh No Not This Guy! We Never Beat This Guy!

Controlly: We're Gonna Do It This Time!! Hit Him!! Hit Him!!

Gamey: We Are Hitting Him Nothing's Happening!!

Controlly: Dudes! Try Kicking Him In The Nuts! Kick Him In The Nuts!!

MePhone4: We're Kicking Him In The Nuts!!

Controlly: Well Keep Doing It!!

*They keep kicking him until they defeat him.*

4, MePhone4, Controlly, and Gamey: YEAH!!!

Controlly: We're So Close To Beating This Game!!!

MePhone4: Good. Hopefully this next one is the last level.

Controlly: Everyone Shut Up!! It's The Final Level!! Do You Know What This Means!!

4: We're dead.

Controlly: No! We Have To Beat The Mallot! No One Has Ever Beaten The Mallot!! I Don't Think Anyone Has Ever Seen The Mallot!!

Gamey: Well get ready to live. Because he's about to come out of those doors!

*The Mallot appears by destroying the wall to get in.*

Mallot: Nobody beats the Mallot!!

Controlly: It's The Mallot!!!

*The level starts.*

Controlly: Hit Him!! Hit Him!!

*The guys are hitting him. But there was no effect.*

MePhone4: Man! Our Hits Aren't Doing Anything!!

4: I Know My Thumbs Are Killing Me!!

*They keep hitting him. He hits 4, MePhone, Controlly, and Gamey and takes away one life.*

Gamey: Just One Of Hits Takes A While Life!

*It hits all 4 of them at once leaving them with only one life left.*

Controlly: Run Away Run Away!!! Don't Let Them Touch You!!

4: We're Not We're Not!!

MePhone4: AAA!! Guys!! Help Me!!

*Gamey grabs a bat and hits the Mallot. Which causes it to lose some of its energy.*

Controlly: The Weakness Are The Other Weapons!! Weap-

*The TV all of a sudden turns off.*

Controlly: What just happened?

Gamey: I don't know!

*Controlly goes to the TV. He moves it around and hits it. He sees the game is still on.*

Controlly: Guys The Game Is Still On! Pause It Pause It!!

4: It's paused!

Controlly: Aw Man!! (Hits the TV) Come On!! (Hits the TV) Come On!! Guys you finish him off!

MePhone4: What!?

Controlly: Guys we figured out his weakness. I'll keep the TV on while you guys beat the Mallot.

4: Fine let's get this over with.

Controlly: Ready Go!!

*Controlly hits the TV while the guys try to play. But the TV was so glitchy that they couldn't play.*

MePhone4: We Can't Do It!!!

*They pause the game.*

Controlly: Aw Man!! We Were Totally Going To Beat It!!!

4: Oh well. We tried. Let's go outside and play an actual game.

Controlly: NO!!! Not Until We Beat The Game!!!

MePhone4: Dude The TV Is Broken! How Are We Supposed To Play!!

Controlly: The Others Probably Have A TV!! We Can Just Go Ask Them And See If They Can Let Us Use Their TV!!

Gamey: Fine. But only if this stops you from being so annoying about the game.

*The guys go to the girls cabin to see if they can use their TV.*

Crayon Box: The Mallot? Nobody gets to the Mallot.

Paint Palette: And even if you guys did, we don't have a TV. Our girl time is our entertainment.

4, MePhone4, Controlly, and Gamey: UGH!!

Crayon Box: What's wrong with your guy's TV?

Controlly: I don't know. It's broken! The screen doesn't work!

MePhone4: There has to be someone else that has a TV.

Paint Palette: Hmmm. Did you ask Oodle and Computer?

Controlly: No we haven't. But We're Going Now! Come On Guys!

Crayon Box: We're coming with you!

4: Why?

Paint Palette: To see if you can beat the Mallot. Bet they don't.

Crayon Box: You're on!

*They go to Oodle and Computers cabin.*

Oodle: You guys got to the Mallot!

Computer: No way!

Controlly: Yes Way! Now can we borrow your TV?

Oodle: Sure dude.

Computer: Mi TV es tu TV!

Controlly: Sweet!

*The guys were just standing there. Doing nothing.*

4: So are you guys gonna get it or....

Oodle: Oh right we forgot. We lend our TV to BK.

Computer: Yeah. We were trying to get it back. But some troll had to block our way!

MePhone4: Hey I wanted a good meal ok!

Controlly: So it's settled. You'll ask BK to give us the TV.

MePhone4: Ugh! Fine. Let's go guys.

Oodle: Wait Hold On!

Computer: We Want To See The Mallot Too!

*They arrived at BK's cabin. MePhone knocks on the door.*

Burger King: Who is it?

MePhone4: It's Us!

Burger King: What do you want, Fatass squire!

MePhone4: We need Oodles and Computer's TV!

Burger King: Why!?

MePhone4: Because. We're about to be the Mallot!

*BK opens the door.*

Burger King: What! Nobody Can't Beat The Mallot! It's Impossible!

Controlly: Well not for us! Will you give us Oodle's and Computer's TV or not.

Burger King: Yeah. You can borrow it.

Oodle and Computer: WHAT!!

Burger King: If you can tell me what the Mallot looks like.

Controlly: He's Silver! With A Brown Beard But No Hair On Top!

Burger King: Airy!!

*Airy grabs a book that has all the video game characters. He looks at the Mallot design and sees that Controlly was describing him correctly.*

Airy: U huh.

Burger King: Oh Man!!

Gamey: So can we borrow it?

Burger King: Yeah you can borrow it. So We Can Watch You Lose!! Hahahahaha! Woo!! Woo!! This Is Gonna Be Hilari-

*He forgot he left the plug on and accidentally dropped the TV.*

Oodle: Computer.

Computer: Yeah.

Oodle: Remind me to never let someone borrow our TV.

Controlly: Hey 4. Does Chocolate Bar and Gold Ingot have a TV?

*They all go to Chocolate Bar and Gold Ingot's cabin. 4 knocks on the door.*

Controlly: Tell them we need it.

4: Shush!

Burger King: Yeah! Tell them we need it to see you lose!

4: Shut Up!

*Burger King and 4 were tackling each other. That's when Chocolate Bar and Gold Ingot came out to see what was going on.*

4: Oh. Hey Chocolate Bar. Gold Ingot.

Controlly: Tell them we need it.

*4 slaps Controlly.*

Chocolate Bar: What do you guys want?

4: Hehe. Well we were just in the neighborhood-

Gold Ingot: Cut to the chase, we're busy.

4: Can we borrow your TV?

Chocolate Bar: Hehe. No.

Controlly: No Wait Stop!! Don't!! Chocolate Bar Please! We're About To Beat The Mallot! We Need It!!

Gold Ingot: The Mallot?

MePhone4: It's a video game.

Chocolate Bar: Oh a video game.

Gold Ingot: How cool.

Controlly: Right. Right, so can we borrow your TV?

Gold Ingot: No!

Controlly: No Come On!!

*They clothes the door.*

Controlly: AAAAAAA!! THIS IS HOPELESS!!!

Gamey: Let it go dude. There's no way we were gonna beat it anyway.

Computer: There is one more thing we can try.

Oodle: No We Are Not Doing That!

Controlly: What!! What Is It!? I'll Do Anything!!

Computer: We could steal the Scoutmasters TV.

Crayon Box: Are You Crazy!!?

Paint Palette: There's no way we can steal it. We can get in trouble!

Controlly: If This Is The Only Way We're Defeating The Mallot, We're Getting That TV!! And I have a plan.

*All the campers go to the Scoutmasters cabin.*

Oodle: You got this buddy.

*Computer knocks on the door. The scoutmaster gets up and opens the door.*

Announcer: Who's there?

Computer: Scoutmaster! Can you come with me to the bathroom? It's too dark. And I think there might be a bear!

Announcer: Fine. Just follow me.

*While the scoutmaster was out, MePhone went inside his cabin to get the TV. He looks around to find it.*

MePhone4: Where is it?

*He keeps looking. That's when he sees the TV on top of his desk.*

MePhone4: Bingo!

*He makes sure the plug is unplugged and takes the TV off the desk. He quickly gets out the cabin.*

MePhone4: I got it!

*Oodle pulls out his walkie talkie.*

Oodle: Alright buddy. We got it.

Computer: A second thought. I don't need to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to my cabin.

*Computer runs away. Leaving the scoutmaster confused. Everyone is at the cabin.*

Controlly: Check to see if the game is still on!

*Gamey punches the TV to turn it on. The game was still on.*

Burger King: Woah! You guys really did get to the Mallot!

4: Yeah! That's what we've been saying this whole time!

Burger King: I thought you were lying.

4: Why would we do that!?

Burger King: Cuz you're not good enough to beat the Mallot you dumbass!

4: You're the ummmm dumb one!!

*They both start to fight.*

MePhone4: Dude. I can't connect it.

Controlly: What do you mean you can connect it?

MePhone4: I don't know! The plugs from the game console won't fit into the TV!

Controlly: Give me that!

*He grabs them and tries to shove them into the TV. But they wouldn't fit. So he keeps pushing them in.*

Gamey: Controlly. I don't think this is a good idea.

Oodle: The TV is really old. It won't work.

Controlly: I Don't Care! I! Want! To Be!! The Mallot!!

*That's when everyone saw that the power was slowly going out.*

Crayon Box: Controlly Stop! The Power!!

Airy: It's here.

Controlly: I'm Not Stopping!!

*Everyone goes around him to try and stop him. Controlly shoved one more plug into the TV. Which causes them to get sucked into the TV.*

Controlly: What just happened?

Gamey: I think we're in the game.

Oodle: Wait! If we're in the game! Then that means-

*They feel the ground shaking. They hear stomping. They turned around to see the Mallot being right behind them.*

Mallot: Nobody beats the Mallot!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*They start to run in different directions. The Mallot kept throwing things at them but they dodged it. Soon they all hide behind one of the tables.*

Computer: WHAT DO WE DO!!

Paint Palette: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!

Controlly: Im Sorry Guys!! I Was So Focused On The Game!! I Didn't Know It Would Lead Up To This!!

Crayon Box: We'll Make Up Later!! Right Now We Need To Defeat That Thing And Get Out Of Here!!

Oodle: How Do We Defeat Him!!!

4: Well!! He Was Unbeatable Until We Hit Him With- (Gasp)

*They see the weapons right in front of them.*

4: The Weapons!! Everyone Quick! Grab A Weapon And Attack Him!!

*They each grab a weapon. They get out of the table and start attacking him.*

Crayon Box: Eat This!!

*Crayon Box and Paint Palette threw hammers at him.*

Burger King: Eat This Motherfucker!!!

*Burger King and Airy hit him with a staff.*

Oodle: Hey Meathead!! Take This!!!

*Oodle and Computer throw shot puts at him. He started to become weak. Then 4 controllers pop up.*

Computer: Guys! Get To The Controllers!!!

*4, MePhone, Controlly, and Gamey get the controllers. They start to play by getting all the weapons and throwing them at the Mallot. Soon the Mallot was killed and defeated.*

Everyone: YEAH!!!!! Huh?

*They realized that they're getting sucked out of the TV. And they finally arrive back at the cabin.*

Controlly: We- We Did It!! WE BEAT THE MALLOT!!?

*Everyone started to cheer. But then the TV exploded.*

Oodle: Uhhh. It's past our bedtime. Come on Computer.

Crayon Box: We better get out before we get in trouble.

Burger King: Have fun cleaning the shitty toilets.

*They all leave.*

Controlly: So we might get in trouble for taking the TV and breaking it. But We Finally Defeated The Mallot!!!

MePhone4: I'm going to bed.

Gamey: I need to use the bathroom.

4: I have to shower.

*They all leave. Except for Controlly.*

Controlly: So worth it.

End Of Story 8/20

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