Aries: Fights another cat for being in the same room as them
Taurus: Falls asleep with their face in the food bowl
Gemini: When they’re sitting still and then JUST START RUNNING??
Cancer: Hides in weird places
Leo: Watches you all judgy like from on top of the fridge ^.^
Virgo: Brings you a dead animal because you don’t know how to take care of yourself
Libra: Meowing loudly at you when you get home
Scorpio: Knocking stuff off of surfaces for NO REASON
Sagittarius: Sticking their head out the window and then slowly easing their entire body out as well
Capricorn: Moving very slowly while attempting to steal your food so you won’t see them
Aquarius: The head bobble thing
Pisces: Meowing to themselves for no reason