UA Staff & others
Aizu: Soooo, quick question
MomNight: Yes dear?
DadMic: What's up kiddo?
Aizu: How much do y'all know about
Aizu: Medical stuff?
Therapist: @UAQueen
Dadzawa: @UAQueen
MomNight: @UAQueen
DadMic: @UAQueen
BIRBY: @UAQueen
Vlampire: @UAQueen
BobTheBuilder: @UAQueen
SharpShooter: @UAQueen
GoodFood: @UAQueen
UAQueen: I get it I get it
UAQueen: Is someone dying?
Aizu: All I asked was if anyone knew much
Aizu: about medical stuff-
Dadzawa: If you are injured then time is
Dadzawa: of the essence
MomNight: ^ And we got worried
Vlampire: Yeah and if you're hurt we need
Vlampire: it fixed up asap or else Nezu and
Vlampire: Midoriya will find a way to go on a
Vlampire: war path
UAQueen: I see, What's your question dear?
Aizu: So I got this burn on my wrist
Aizu: And it has swollen up double the size
Aizu: And it really really hurts
Aizu: What do I do?
UAQueen: The best option is to go to
UAQueen: the doctor or a hospital
Aizu: In this economy?
Aizu: No can do
UAQueen: If not taken care of then
UAQueen: then it could scar and take
UAQueen: longer to heal
Aizu: Scars are cool
Aizu: Nothing to be ashamed of
Aizu: That's okay, and mama ain't
Aizu: raise no bitch so I can tough out
Aizu: taking a longer time to heal
SharpShooter: Masochist
Aizu: Stfu
UAQueen: You're just like your brother
Aizu: Thank you
UAQueen: That wasn't a compliment
SharpShooter: L
Aizu: Stfu off brand steampunk cowboy
SharpShooter: I-
BobTheBuilder: You did it, what did you expect
BobTheBuilder: the reaction to be?
Vlampire: You were the dumbass here
SharpShooter: Smh
UAQueen: Keep it clean
UAQueen: Put burn cream on it
UAQueen: Give it time to breathe when
UAQueen: you're resting, and take pain pills
Aizu: Thank ya kindly <3
UAQueen: Of course dearie
Therapist: Everyone can breathe now
GoodFood: Are we sure no one is going to die?
Aizu: Not me, unfortunately
Dadzawa: No
MomNight: No
DadMic: No
BroccoliBrother: No
RatGod: No
BIRBY: No
Therapist: No
Vlampire: No
SharpShooter: No
BobTheBuilder: No
UAQueen: No
GoodFood: No
Aizu: Jfc-
Aizu: Okay okay
Aizu: I get it
AllMight: Young Aizu, if you departed early
AllMight: Many people would be severely hurt
MomNight: Yeah
BroccoliBrother: Vigilante life who
Dadzawa: ^
MomNight: ^^
DadMic: ^^^
Therapist: ^^^^
BIRBY: ^^^^^
BobTheBuilder: ^^^^^^
SharpShooter: ^^^^^^^
Vlampire: ^^^^^^^^
GoodFood: I'd make sure everyone is well fed
UAQueen: I would treat any wounds
RatGod: I would assure in a smooth process
RatGod: Without risk of capture
Aizu: ...
Aizu: Excuse me what?
BroccoliBrother: We won't elaborate :)
Aizu: ... Fuck you
Aizu: Now I gotta live
Vlampire: The morally grey hellion wants to stop murder?
Aizu: Not really about the murder so much as
Aizu: All of you are amazing teachers/heroes/people
Aizu: Becoming vigilantes would take away the opportunity
Aizu: For everyone to see just how amazing and great all of you are
MomNight: Awwww
SharpShooter: That was sweet
BIRBY: Aww birdy buddy
Dadzawa: Appreciated, child
DadMic: Thank you kiddo
BroccoliBrother: So-
BroccoliBrother: Hypothetically-
Vlampire: Goddammit
GoodFood: Happy moment over
Aizu: Yes?
BroccoliBrother: If we could carry a double life
BroccoliBrother: You wouldn't care that we murdered people?
Aizu: You gonna murder me or people I care about?
BroccoliBrother: No
Aizu: Then I could not care less
Aizu: Not a singular fuck to give
Therapist: Pup, you're supposed to care if someone
Therapist: murders people
Aizu: No<3
BIRBY: Birdy buddy is the only one to sass Hound
BIRBY: and not get their shit rocked in a polite therapist tone
Therapist: I pick my battles
Therapist: That battle is not one I pick
Aizu: :)
BIRBY: ...Understandable, have a nice day
Vlampire: Smart decision
Therapist: I would like to believe so
Dadzawa: Whatever keeps him out of my alcohol.
Aizu: I'm not that bad
Therapist: In the politest way possible
Therapist: I am inclined to disagree pup
Aizu: Tragic
Aizu: I keep all of you on your toes
SharpShooter: Anxiety
SharpShooter: You give us anxiety
Aizu: H o w ? -
Dadzawa: Child, we were made aware of the fact that
Dadzawa: You are preventing deaths in our world
Aizu: ...
Aizu: Valid
Aizu: Very valid
BIRBY: What?-
GoodFood: Don't ask
SharpShooter: Dm Nezu
BIRBY: Noted
Aizu: Speaking of me puppeteering your world...
DadMic: Fuck.
MomNight: Oh boy
RatGod: Lets hear it
Aizu: Sooooo
Aizu: How many people know about Chisaki?
Dadzawa: The one affiliated with the mafia?
Aizu: Ding Ding!
Aizu: Did you know he does experiments on people?
MomNight: That's horrific!
Aizu: Particularly he is working onnnnn
Vlampire: On what
Aizu: Quirk erasing bullets!~
Dadzawa: ..Do they work?
Aizu: At this point in time, maybe
RatGod: That is an unprecedented discovery
Aizu: Izuuuuuuuuuu!~
BroccoliBrother: Yes?
Aizu: He is your punching bag
BroccoliBrother: Great!
Vlampire: Why the hero-in-training?
Aizu: Izu can knock Chisaki's block off
Aizu: And if I leave it to Izu, I will know
Aizu: Chisaki got the ass beating he deserves
Dadzawa: Why is problem child being instructed to
Dadzawa: Destroy a villain
Aizu: The key ingredient?
Aizu: The blood of your future adopted daughter
BroccoliBrother: ...
Dadzawa: ...
MomNight: ...
Therapist: ...
DadMic: ...
BIRBY: ...
BobTheBuilder: ...
SharpShooter: ...
Vlampire: ...
GoodFood: ...
UAQueen: ...
RatGod: ...
DadMic: Midoriya, beat his ass
Dadzawa: Problem child
BroccoliBrother: Yes?
Dadzawa: Kill him
BroccoliBrother: Yes sir!
DadMic: Y/N
Aizu: Yes?
DadMic: What...
Dadzawa: What is our kids name?
Aizu: Eri
Aizu: She loves both of you very much
Aizu: Izu is also an amazing big brother figure
BroccoliBrother: I will kill him
BroccoliBrother: And be the best big brother ever
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Pengay is hilarious, bask in their funny:
Will post another chapter to continue the memes