requested by: curtisprincess1
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" This is going to be a very quick video" Loki tells them. She teleported to her podium.
" Oh really" Harry raises his eyebrow.
" Yes, south park" Loki snickered.
" Really?" Neville asks.
" Yes" Loki nods.
" Okay Children, let's start the day with a few math problems".
" I hate math" Harry suddenly remembers.
" Wow, me too" Ginny smiles.
" I just think you hate numbers in general" Hermione says.
" What is 5 x 2"
" 10" Blaise answers first before anybody else.
" Here's a Hershey kiss" Loki snaps him one.
" Thanks..I guess" Blaise shrugs.
" If you don't want it, I'll take it" Pansy raises her hand out.
" Nah, I'm good" Blaise chuckles.
" Come on Children don't be shy. Just give me your best shot"
" No, I think I'm good" Ron says " Never in Snape's class will I answer a question that I know nothing about".
" Its your best way in surviving" Neville tells him.
" Well, you won't have a voice then" Luna says.
" Yes, Clyde"
" Well"
" That can't possibly be his answer" Draco snorts.
" Why would it be?" Ron scoffs.
" I don't know. I just don't have high hopes on you Weasley's" Draco responds.
" Your just stupid" George spats.
" Its good, I don't have any high hopes for the Malfoys or her" Fred points at Bellatrix.
" I'm not even going to waste my voice on you red strings" Bellatrix hisses.
" Let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard".
" That's offensive" Ron gasps.
" It is, I've been called that a lot" Luna admits.
" Its a slur in modern days" Loki tells them.
" I mean he isn't wrong" Draco smirks.
" Shut your mouth" Harry turns to him.
" Nah, I'm good"
" Say one more thing and we will stuff it" George shows his fists.
" Mother, your going to allow this" Narcissa takes a deep breath before slowly turning to look at Draco.
" Ask your Father".
" Father-"
" Defend yourself" Lucius snarls.
" Come on don't be shy"
" Proceeds to call someone the r slur" Ron says angrily.
" That is something Snape would do though" Hermione says " I'm surprised I haven't heard him say Mudblood yet".
" About that.." Loki says. Immediately everyone turns to her.
" As a witness I can say I have heard him" Bellatrix giggles.
" Thank you so much , Bellatrix" Snape says in the most sarcastic tone.
" No, problem" Bellatrix jumps up.
" That's just the smallest thing" Harry rolls his eyes.
" I think I know the answer "
" Of course you do, you always do" Draco scrunches up his nose.
" Your cute when you scrunch up your nose"
" Huh" Draco turns red " Who said that?"
" You'll have to guess" Fred says " I'm giving you a big hint its Pansy"
" ITS NOT" Pansy turns red.
* mimic noises*
" Oh he would do that" Hermione rolls her eyes " It honestly gets me so angry".
" Yes, that's why we jump him with books" Blaise says.
" Really?" Hermione looks at him " I do that with Harry".
" Maybe we should jump them together-"
" AND DRARRY BECOMES CANON".
" NO"
" Your no fun" Ginny folds her arms.
" Shut up, Fat boy"
" Seriously, he needs to learn what that is" McGonagall says.
" Don't talk about my Nephew like that" Bellatrix barked.
" I'm just speaking as a teacher" McGonagall argues " Constructive Criticism like your sister said".
" Yes, everybody could learn a few" Narcissa agrees.
" Everyone needs a bit of Constructive Criticism" Dumbledore says.
" I don't"
" YOU!" Harry stands up to glare at Bellatrix " Need the fucking biggest Constructive Criticism".
" HOW DARE YOU" Bellatrix stomps her foot.
" I'M NOT DARING ANYONE".
" WILL YOU-
" ALL SHUT UP" Loki yells. The two sit down finally " Thank you!".
" Don't call me fat" Draco glares down at her " I'm not"
" I don't know. Rethink" Hermione shrugs.
" Don't call me fat you fucking jew"
The theatre stays in shock for a while. You could a hear a huge gasp within them.
" That's anti-Semitic" Hermione gasps.
" More like he was trying to say the m slur but cause of the audio it's Jew" Blaise brings up.
" You know alot of people see you as a Jewish person or at least thought" Loki says.
" Really?" Hermione asks.
" Well, yes because of your bushy hair I guess but also the whole oppression thing is based on the Holocaust so..."
" Kinda wierd.." Neville says.
" I don't think you know what the holocaust is..." Luna charms in.
" So the muggle-borns are supposed to be the jewish people?" Hermione asks.
" Yes".
" Interesting"
" Did you just say the F word?"
" I think alot more has been said then the F word" Ron snarls " Hypocrite".
" Oh yes" Fred remembers " The r slur".
" Jew?"
" No you fucking idiot! Does that start with an F?" Harry grows angry.
" Did you say the F word?" Draco taunts.
" DON'T FUCKING TAUNT ME"
" Oh he's angry again" Pansy whistles.
" No, he's talking about fuck, you cant say fuck in school you fat-ass"
" Just had to add fat to make sure the sentence is fully balanced" Ron snorts.
" I mean their is the benefits of having a fat ass" Ginny shrugs her shoulders.
" If your a girl" Draco answers.
" Ew" Ginny looks disgusting.
" Carl"
" Why the fuck not"
" Cause its bad language" McGonagall answers " It's not that hard".
" It really isn't" Hermione agrees.
" Its disrespectful" Dumbledore adds.
" Very much" Snape says.
" Eric"
" Dude you just said fuck again"
" its an addiction at this point" Ron claims.
" Addiction?" Neville repeats.
" To the f word" Ron repeats himself " Its possible".
" Like his food addiction" Pansy snorts.
" Snorting doesn't look cute on you, panscake" Ron hisses.
" Shut the hell up".
" Stanley"
" Everyone's saying it" Neville realizes.
" You just noticed?" Luna asks still facing the theatre.
" No-I-"
" Its like a disease spreading" Ron compares it.
" Wow, what a great literal comparison" Luna brightens up. Neville looks down to the floor.
" That was the most common-" Pansy sighs " The bare minimum".
" Who?
" Kenny'
" He didn't even say the word" Fred says .
" What? Fuck" Ginny snickers.
" No bad words" McGonagall warns them.
" My bad".
" They meant who said it" Hermione roll her eyes in annoyance. She started to believe she truly was the only one with common sense.
" What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anyone anybody. fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck,fuck "
" Your just trying to annoy him at this point" George realizes.
" If It was truly me, Someone would be hexed by now" Snape made clear.
" I trust that verdict" Dumbledore giggles.
" I can't trust any of you all" McGonagall says.
" Would you like to go see the school counselor?"
" Maybe Headmaster or Headmistress or else where Principal" Harry says " He doesn't seem to be having an emotional breakdown.
" That's correct" Ginny snaps her fingers.
" How would you like to suck my balls"
The Theatre gasps just as the video does. Their in complete and total shock.
" What the hell does Buzz mean?" Neville asks wide eyed " It must be really inappropriate though".
" It is" Pansy starts to laugh.
" They said Balls" Harry whispers.
" That would earn you a permeant suspension from Hogwarts" Snape says with clenching teeth.
" I'd agree on that" Lucius says.
" What did you say?"
" is it just me that heard the drawl" Ginny smirks.
" The American drawl" Harry starts to mimic " GOD BLESS AMERICA".
" Y'all already know what my name is, It's Topher".
" What?"
" Nothing".
" I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
" Wow, he's actually apologizing" Hermione makes a shocked face " What a surprise"
" Their is no way" Harry shakes his head.
" I actually what I said was how would you like to suck my balls"
" The bravery" Ron says.
" Determination" Fred comments.
" Perseverance" George adds.
" The Audacity" Snape sneers " I would have killed him".
" Like you did Dumbledore" Harry reminds him.
" Yes" Dumbledore and Snape say at the same time.
* Snape hexes him*
" That definitely didn't happen where the audio actually happened "Pansy says.
" Obviously but The action would have happened but I would disagree where they would out this scene. that it would happen earlier" Blaise opens up.
" I'd agree too". Hermione nods.
" Holy shit dude"
* Clip ends*
" That was Interesting" Lucius says.
" That's all you can say?" Loki starts to laugh.
" What else do you want me to say?" Lucius looks around.
" It was embarrassing" Bellatrix mentions.