Eren: *wears a big hot dog costume* "Titan dog's!! Get you titan dog's!!"
Levi: *sees Eren* "Hmm titan dog's huh?"
Levi: *enters shop*
Mikasa: "Hello welcome to titan dog's what will you like?"
Levi: "I would like that kid over there with the titan costume"
Mikasa: *looks at Levi with a death glare* "He's not for sale*
Levi: "Here" *hands over money* "Take it!"
Mikasa: "I'll tell you one more time, HE'S NOT FOR SALE!!"
Levi: "Just tale my goddam money and give me the kid!!!"
Mikasa: "I won't take your money you shorty!!"
Levi: "FINE THEN!!!" *walks out to shop*
Mikasa: "Hey!!!"
Levi: "Tch I just have to take him then"
Eren: "Get your tita-" *gets grab by Levi*
Levi: *puts Eren in his shoulder like a potato sack*
Eren: "Hey!!! What the hell are you doing?!?!?"
Levi: "I'm taking you home with me"
Mikasa: "Hey you can't steal him!!!!!!"
Levi: "Well you were the one who didn't wanted to take my money" *smirks*
Eren: "Let me go!!!!"
Levi: "No"
Omg Levi you Eren dog stealer XD This was short but oh well. I was bored so I did this. In the end I imagine Levi doing that meme face that says no *laughs* No, nobody? Nobody imagine that too? Well alright then *cries in emo corner* Just kitten *neko ears suddenly appear* Omg now I'm a neko!!!!!!! Now the joke makes more sense, since it's kitten around!! Get it? No? Alright T~T
Sorry guy's I'm just bored!!! But anyways I hope you like it and see you next time, bye bye my precious babies!!
-Living-