(Y/n) sat in class bored out of his mind as he scratched his and Wednesday's initials into the table with his claws.
"Vandalism mister (l/n)?" Wednesday whispered with a small smirk as she watched the boy. "I'm glad to see the bad influence I have on you"
"Love you too sweetie" (y/n) whispered back without looking up.
(Y/n) was about to say more when he noticed the teacher looking at the two, as if wanting them to be quiet. This of course did not silence (y/n). "I was thinking we could go on our first date tonight"
"Does the last time we went out not count?" Wednesday tilted her head a bit.
"I meant our first date as boyfriend and girlfriend"
Wednesday nodded in understanding. "And what would you have us do?"
"I was thinking something cute," Wednesday frowned. "Wholesome," Wednesday's frown deepened. "Something such as... a picnic late at night in the town graveyard?"
Wednesday went back to her usual emotionless face. "It's a date" she spoke before looking back towards the front of the class.
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The couple lay their blanket down on a random grave. Wednesday sat on the blanket as (y/n) did the same. She looked at the gravestone and smirked. "She was our age when she died" she spoke before turning to (y/n).
"That's a nice thought" (y/n) grimaced as he opened up the picnic basket. "I didn't realize how creepy it would be here"
"I assumed that was the driving factor behind your decision to come here" Wednesday replied as she turned once more and leaned against the gravestone.
"It was but still..." (y/n) shivered as he pulled a bottle of water from the basket. He uncapped it before drinking some.
Wednesday stared at the boy before extending an arm to him. "If you get to scared we can leave"
"No. I'll be fine" (y/n) took the girls hand and she quickly pulled him over to her and into her lap.
They sat like that for a moment before (y/n) finally spoke again. "You're so tiny. How am I not crushing you?"
"You are" Wednesday spoke as she wrapped her arms around the boy's midsection. "It's a particularly satisfying feeling"
"You're weird" (y/n) spoke but leaned back into the girl. "I will be doing this more often"
"I would not be opposed to that" Wednesday spoke as she kissed the boys neck. "Now hand me my dinner"
"As you wish" (y/n) nodded as he grabbed the basket and reached into it. He grabbed Wednesday's food, some sort of sandwich, and held it over his shoulder so she could take a bite. "What's in that?"
Wednesday finished chewing before answering. "The flesh and blood of my enemies"
(Y/n) rolled his eyes. "Fine. Don't tell me" Wednesday took another bite.
Soon enough Wednesday had finished her food and (y/n) had began on his. Wednesday kept her arms around the boys stomach as she held him. After a moment (y/n) spoke as he swallowed what was in his mouth. "I keep thinking the girl who's grave we're on is gonna come back and kill us for this"
"Let her try" Wednesday smirked as she tightened her arms around the boy. "I know enough about the dark arts to take down a dead girl"
"Could have just replied with, don't worry I'll protect you, would have been more reassuring" (y/n) replied as he glanced around again before taking another bite. "I mean I set you up for it perfectly"
Wednesday rolled her eyes before responding. "Scaredy cat" it was (y/n)'a turn to roll his eyes at that one. "I suppose I can protect you" she kissed the boys neck one more time.
"Thank you Hon" (y/n) leaned into Wednesday more and took another bite of his food, finishing it. "You can really take all the romance out of a thing like that"
"You're welcome mon cher" Wednesday replied as she leaned her head forward into the boys neck. She closed her eyes as she felt the boys breathing against her body.
They sat there in silence for a while more until (y/n) finally thought of something. "I hope there are Ubers available this late at night. It's a small town"
"I was just thinking you could turn into a lion and I'd ride on your back" Wednesday spoke without opening her eyes.
"Sounds hot" (y/n) replied causing Wednesday to roll her closed eyes.
"You can really take all the romance out of a thing like that" Wednesday parroted the boys earlier words causing him to laugh lightly. "Rest assured that is the only sort of riding I will be doing tonight"
"Good. Like I said before I'm not so easy" (y/n) replied as Wednesday pulled one of her arms away from the boy's midsection and took one of his hands in it.
Once again they spent some time silent until Wednesday spoke again. "All in all I think this date will be hard to beat. I'm curious to see what we do next time"
(Y/n) glanced back at Wednesday. "Next date is on you Hon. I want to see what you can come up with"
Wednesday frowned but nodded in agreement as she opened her eyes. "If you so desire. However I cannot promise it will be as romantic as tonight"
"As long as we end up cuddling by the time we go to sleep I don't care" (y/n) replied with a smile.
Wednesday nodded. "We should get up" she spoke as she looked up at the moon. "Otherwise we'll end up staying until the sun comes up"
"Would that be so bad?" (Y/n) asked as he again leaned his head back into Wednesday.
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