SMG4: Um... where's Mario?
SMG3: I thought he said that he was having a potty break!
SMG4: And, why is there a sign that says; Do not pull?
Then... SMG3 realised...
SMG3: Oh no!!! No-No-No-No!!! This is not good!!!
SMG4: What?
SMG3: He must've pulled the Red string!!!
SMG4: Isn't it for emergencies?
SMG3: Not only that!!! When you pull the string... you toilet sucks you in, and---
SMG4: Wait... hold up! You're telling me that this toilet sucks you in and you get flushed away?
SMG3: There's a magic warp zone in the pipes!!!
SMG4: And?
SMG3: And then... you get sent to Ohio!!!
...
SMG4: YOU WHAT?!?!?!
SMG3: You heard me!!! You get sent to Ohio!!!
SMG4: JESUS!!! That's even worse than Brazil!!!
Tari: What's wrong?
SMG4: We have a situation!!!
Meggy: *sigh* What did Mario do, this time?
SMG3: HE GOT SENT TO OHIO!!!
Luigi: What?!
SMG4: He pulled the Red string and the toilet sucked him in, and he got sent to Ohio!!!
Luigi: That's more worse than Brazil!!!
SMG4: I know!
...
Meggy: What are we gonna do?!
SMG3: Well... I do have some facts about Ohio in my basement.
SMG4: You do?
SMG3: I've been learning about why Ohio is not really normal.
SMG4: Okay?
SMG3: Come with me, all of you.
Luigi: Wow... 12 hours into the new year, and we've already got a situation on our hands...
Tari: You don't say...
Back with Mario...
Mario: *panting* Oh... My... God!!! I THINK I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!
He was... 😑
Mario: I can't spend another second here!!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!
???: MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE TEETH!!!
Mario: Oh Jesus! OK, Mario... don't freak out! Don't freak out when you accidentally hurt Melony's pet Axolotl!!!
Mario had an idea.
Mario: You know what? I need to find somewhere where I can chillax in Ohio! Like, a Hotel!
Mario tried to stay strong.
Mario: Imma find a Hotel!
Back with SMG4...
SMG3: OK, everyone! Welcome to my basement...
SMG4: Looks dusty down here...
SMG3: What you are seeing a list of reasons why you shouldn't visit Ohio!
SMG4: Okay?
SMG3: You can't even do anything in Ohio! You can't even eat, sleep, use the toilet or anything!
Meggy: What's so bad about Ohio? Isn't it like a normal state over in the USA?
Luigi: We've known all of the States of the USA... and I've never even heard about Ohio being very dangerous...
Tari: What's so bad about Ohio?
SMG3: Observe! 👇
...
SMG4: Whoa...
Tari: So, that's why it's dangerous!
Luigi: That honourable mention was even more terrifying!!!
SMG3: You see? Ohio... bad!!!
Meggy: So... what makes you think that a toilet makes sucks you in like one of those Airplane toilets and you get sent to Ohio?
SMG3: Because... I was there!
[FLASH-BACK]
SMG3: It was about 3 months ago... and I accidentally flooded the toilet by putting too much Toilet paper in there... So, I pulled the Red emergency string to call a plumber!
But, then...
SMG3: I got sucked in to the toilet... and I ended up in this mysterious Warp zone.
SMG3: Next thing you know... I was in Ohio. And, to this day... I promised myself, I would never pull the Red string again... And, that is why I've put up a warning sign when I safely got back from Ohio!
[FLASH-BACK ENDS]
SMG4: How did you manage to escape?
SMG3: It wasn't easy... I had to do some Mission Impossible crap...
Luigi: I hope Mario escapes, as well!
Gino/Emily: Gah...
Meggy: *sigh* Please come home, Mario...
Back with Mario...
Mario: Hmm... I must find a way to sneak into a Hotel room and have a little relax in one of the rooms.
John Xina: 我要去 Bing Chilling。
Mario: I'm off to find an empty room...
Mario left to find an empty room.
Later... he managed to find an empty room.
The problem is... it was an average room in Ohio.
Mario: Wow... this place must've had some budget cuts... How am I supposed to chillax on that bed?!
At least, there was a TV.
Mario: Hmm... I wonder what weird crap has on TV in Ohio...
He turned the TV on.
Mario: Okie-dokie? The TV is looking fine, so far.
Then...
Woman: GRANNY!!! I got the job!!!
Granny: How wonderful!
Woman: And, they're paying what I asked for!
Granny: Well negotiated!
Mario: *DIES OF CRINGE*