Levi: "Give me my watermelon back!!!"
Mikasa: "But I saw it first so it's mine!!"
Eren: "Guy's.."
Levi: "No I found it first!!!!"
Mikasa: "Nuh uh! I did!!! You're lying!!"
Eren: "Guy's!"
Levi: "You're the liar here!!"
Mikasa: "This is my watermelon!! You are not going to take it away from me!!"
Levi: "It's mine cause I found it first!!!"
Mikasa: "No I did!!!" *takes out sword*
Levi: "It's mine!!!!" *takes out sword and goes for Mikasa*
Eren: "Guy's!!"
Mikasa and Levi: "Stay away from my watermelon!!"
Mikasa: *takes watermelon with her and uses her swords as shield*
Levi: *somehow cuts Mikasa's watermelon*
Mikasa: "Look at what you did shorty!! You cut the watermelon!! I wanted all of it not in pieces!!!!!"
Levi: "Don't call me shorty!!!!!! And if I can't have the watermelon no one can!"
Mikasa: "YOU BAKA!!!"
Levi: "YOU'RE THE BAKA!! YOU EMO FAG!!"
Eren: "GUY'S!!! *screams*
Mikasa and Levi: *looks at Eren*
Eren: "I'm sick of this!! You two are always fighting for everything!! Even for a stupid watermelon!!!! Why can't you just get along??!?! ALL I EVER WANTED IS TO SPEND A GOOD TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND SISTER!!!! BUT NO! YOU TWO HAVE TO BE ALWAYS FIGHTING!!!"
Levi: "I can't get along with her cause she's always being a mean bitch to me!!"
Mikasa: "Well Eren you should've have thought that before going out with Levi! If you were my boyfriend you wouldn't have to go trough this! But no!! YOU CHOSE SHORTY!!!!
Levi: "I SAID STOP CALLING ME SHORTY!"
Eren: "Why?! Just why?! How do I get out of this mess?!?!"
Mikasa: "By dumping shorty and being with me"
Levi: "You bi-" *gets cut off by Eren*
Eren: "I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!" *turns into a titan and destroy all the watermelons and everything that is in his way*
Levi: *gets on his knees* "NO!! NOT THE WATERMELONS!!
Oh my god XD Hilarious!!! For me of course I dunno if it was for you guy's :/ So yeah I saw this pic and I said "Ohh I'm going to do a oneshots" so I did it!
The pic is on the top btw..
Levi: *cries*
Me: Ehh Levi?
Levi: The watermelons didn't deserved this!!
Me: *pats Levi's back* It's ok Levi they're