This character is kinda cool, doesn't do much damage, but at least it's better than Cactus. Not only that, it's primary and secondary weapon isn't overpowered like there Cactus when you're playing on Suburbination on CRAZY difficulty. I'm gonna rate it anyway, because these characters are actually worth leveling up.
Captain Flamebeard (I don't remember the name)-it's just another fire variant, not really that good compared to the other Pirates.
Captain Cannon- This is a variant worth being. I love how it's also insanely better than Petrified Cactus. Also, I love his design and his "hook". But sadly, this one isn't the best one.
Captain Barnacle (I also forgot the name)- the primary weapon has a beautiful sound and the secondary weapon is just great, I don't care if the devs consider it a laser. The design is really colorful and the animals all over him are adorable (I love when animals are on a zombie or plant, even if I think the character is bad or good). Sadly, this character is extremely underrated, like most Pirates.