" So...Basically ever since Trump has been the president of America its literally been crazy time" Hermione tried to conclude.
" Yup" Loki nodded.
" Thankfully, I live in England" Draco smirks.
" Your Queen's Dead and you've got a King that has sausage hands" Loki rolls her eyes.
" Nice, History err Future history" Harry smiles.
" Yes" Loki moved to her podium " Now, We will be moving unto out Shorts & Toks segment".
" That's exciting" Luna beamed.
" Yes, Now I'm going to present the first Short & Tok"
" Just so you know I screamed when I saw this tik tok especially for Emily" Loki tells them.
" Who's Emily?" Harry asks.
' The Blonde one"
" Their all Blonde.."
" White Blonde Female"
" Passing the phone to someone who thinks their Draco Malfoy"
" Nobody can be" Draco has a smug look.
" Oh we know" Ginny says " As Arrogant, selfish, ugly-"
" SHUT UP"
" Oh its Chanel" McGonagall recognizes " She cosplays me"
" We remember" Dumbledore assures her.
" I'm passing the phone to someone who actually is Draco Malfoy"
" Its a girl" Pansy looks confused.
" I think I've mentioned this before, most girls cosplay Draco" Loki says.
" Right.." Pansy looks away now.
" She sounds like him when he was in second year" Hermione notices.
" And her hair is platinum blonde like really blonde" Blaise says.
" She's got the looks" Ron nods.
" I guess" Draco only says. He didn't really have anything to say especially since she was a girl. He felt it was a backhand compliment and that they were calling him a girl.
" So That's Emily" Harry says.
" I've been watching her since she first blew up" Loki explains " She use to hate it when people said she looked like him and she got use to it. She started actually cosplaying him I remember when we'd all tag Tom so he could notice her which did happen. When she first collaborated with Chanel. Also her brother's name is Harry".
" I prefer that Draco" Harry looks in Draco's eyes. Draco ignores him still annoyed.
" Did I mention she ships Drarry?" Loki adds.
' Uh- I don't know how to feel anymore" Harry clears his throat.
" So who is actually Draco Malfoy?" Narcissa raises her eyes.
" I think we know" George whispers.
" I am Draco Malfoy"
" Le gasp" Ginny puts her hand over her chest in a surprised gesture.
" Damn, he aged terribly " Draco scoffs.
" You should see future you" Loki grumbles.
" What?" Draco looks scared.
" Nothing" Loki says.
"To someone who thinks their professor McGonagall"
" Oh, That was a hard burn" McGonagall winces.
" You can't outdo the doer" Loki whispers.
" Yes" McGonagall nods.
" I am sorry, Did one of those Malfoy's say thinks their McGongall"
" Yes, The Tom Felton one" Neville laughed a little.
" I mean they are very correct on the I think" Pansy shrugged.
"50 points from Slytherin..each"
" Now, That's just discrimination" Blaise says.
" POTTAH"
* Clip ends*
" What do I have to do this?" Harry laughs a little.
" With everything, you are the moment" Fred tells him.
" I can see" Harry smirks.
" This next one is a Draco x yn, so be cautious of your thoughts" Loki giggles.
" I like you Draco"
" Still can't find this realistic" Narcissa complains.
" Its fine, none of us do" Fred reminds her.
" you don't like him because of his FAITHFUL and STRONG IDEALS" Bellatrix yells.
" Yes, indeed" Fred turns to her " No one denied it".
" Why?"
" Good Question. Why?" Ginny repeats.
" Why What"
" What about t/n"
" So Cho?" Harry mistakenly says out loud. He covers his mouth quickly.
" Potter, you aren't-"
" He is, let the man enjoy himself" Ginny pats Draco.
" That's wierd, Potter" Lucius sneers at hi disgusted.
" Everybody's acting like we all aren't, who else can Imagine this as?" Harry stares at them.
" I'm Imagining yn as the girl" George says.
" I'm Imagining Pansy" Hermione says as Pansy almost swipes her.
" I'm imagining some blonde" Ron admits. " Don't lie, Panscake your also Imagining yourself".
" I am not!" Pansy almost growls.
"t/n"
" What about t/n, they asked me to dance. that's it".
" Right, I sense a lie, speak on Cho' Draco sniffs.
" See your Imagining me" Harry confronts him.
" I'm imagining myself..as a girl" Draco says calmly.
" That's some Loki shit right their" Loki sounds disgusted.
" I swear their playing with us" George whispers.
' and I didn't go. I don't like t/n like that".
" Right... I sense another lie" Lucius snarls.
" I don't-I don't understand that".
" That you can be loved" Hermione almost face palms herself " Their trying to make us feel bad".
" Good, That's the point. I need symphony for my trauma" Draco smiles.
" Well- its pretty simple."
" Its not" Ron sighs.
" No-no its not because you and I"
" Let me guess one is a Mudblood and another is Pureblood" Hermione rolls her eyes.
" We don't condone that language missy" Blaise gasps.
" Well, I do" Hermione says.
" We don't work together in the real world y/n, your supposed to be with someone like t/n"
' Damn, I didn't expect such a tragic... I don't know how to explain it" Draco gives up.
" What are you talking about?"
' I don't know, THE TRUTH" Bellatrix screams.
" I'm not real, you shifted here".
The Theatre literally pauses for a quick 10 seconds. They are very shocked.
" Its Very Bigot of you to think it was the Blood status issue" Pansy fans hersefl.
" Well, That explains alot" Harry chuckles.
" I'm mad now" Draco huffs.
" Good" Ginny nods.
* Clip ends*
" This is going to haunt me" Dumbledore says.
" Its ridiculous" Snape scoffs.
" It is very" Lucius agrees.
" Finally, I found you Luna-"
" I don't remember this" Harry says.
" Cause it didn't happen yet" Neville reminds him.
" Right"
* Shows Luna's feet*
" EWWW" Draco covers his eyes.
" Oh be for real, Their is your scene" Loki says.
" MY WHAT" Draco screams.
" Nothing"
" It helps me connect to the earth" Luna answers.
" Oh, shut up" Pansy ridicules her.
" Put those grippers away"
* Clip ends*
" Yup, I would have definitely said that" Harry confirms.
" Everyone having different opinion about hp"
" Makes sense its a fandom" Hermione says.
" Not all Slytherins are bad"
" I agree" Bellatrix comments.
' Like Andromeda tonks" Ginny names.
" BITCH" Bellatrix stares at her.
" Dumbledore was the real bad guy"
" When was that?" Harry blinks.
" You'll see" Loki says
" Hm" Dumbledore only says.
" Snape was still a bad teacher"
" Was their any person not thinking that" Ron laughs.
" Future" Loki repeats.
"Neville is the cutest guy"
" I agree' Luna whispered and Neville blushed.
" Lavender was misunderstood"
" Indeed she was" Loki nods.
" I'd have to know Lavender know to understand" Ron says.
" Hermione belonged to Fred"
" What" Hermione and Fred say.
" ginny < cho"
" Why put girls against other girls" Ginny shakes her head.
" Draco was def fruity"
" They slid that one so quick" George laughs.
" They thought we wouldn't notice" Fred laughs.
" Umbridge is the worst character"
* Clip ends*
" That is true" Harry nods.
" I hate her guts" Hermione says.
" I wish we could continue but I'm super tired, so we have to move on" Loki tells them.