A/N: This is my entry for @Contest's "To Laugh is to Live" contest. With me luck!
I once committed a fart.
It made everyone around me depart.
I laughed out loud,
And disgusted the crowd.
For my party, that was a bad start.
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One day I wanted to bake.
I decided to make a cake.
The cake was faulty,
It tasted to salty,
It turns out the sugar was fake.
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One morning I opened my eyes,
Sat on the couch (where my dog usually lies),
And I felt something mushy,
Right on my tooshie.
My dog had left me a surprise.