Niall's POV
Niall: Yo di yo
Beautiful ♥: Yo mannn
Niall: What's up wichu
Beautiful ♥: nm, just did my morning routine
Niall: And what would that be
Beautiful ♥: Wake up, stalk people's instas for about an hour, take my morning poop, then the other boring shit like shower and makeup.
Niall: Why even bother with makeup
Beautiful ♥: srsly -_-
Niall: SRSLY
Beautiful ♥: bc I'm ugly af
Beautiful ♥: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING
Beautiful ♥: JUST LET ME BE UGLY
Niall: ok wutever
Beautiful ♥: I'm debating whether to eat pizza rolls or a burrito
Beautiful ♥: Both will give me the runs, but #WorthIt
Niall: Put pizza rolls in your burrito
Beautiful ♥: I love you, you inside fat little boy scout, you
Niall: What?
Beautiful ♥: Idk I get weird when I'm hungry
Niall: And happy, and sad, and mad, and confused, and everything
Beautiful ♥: Stfu before I come over there and shut you up
Niall: Commatme bro
Beautiful ♥: I didn't think this through
Beautiful ♥: I got bored so I put glue on my hands to peel off later
Beautiful ♥: But now I'm hungry
Beautiful ♥: But there is glue on my hands
Niall: Wash it off
Beautiful ♥: ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF THE ORGASMIC SATISFSACTION OF THE PEELING OF DRIED GLUE
Niall: no, brb
Beautiful ♥: are you doing it?
Beautiful ♥: you must be if you aRE IGNORING ME
Beautiful ♥: I can promise you will get a raging boner as you peel it off
Niall: Hoe are yiu typjng so goof wifh glue on tyour hamds
Beautiful ♥: You know those pics on insta where its like "Comment and like with your nose"
Beautiful ♥: I find those fun and spent a whole day doing just that
Beautiful ♥: I am now very skilled in the way of nose typing
Niall: Teafch me yoyr ways, sensei
Beautiful ♥: You are much too Irish, young grasshopper
Niall: Fucj yoi
Beautiful ♥: Peace, I'm gonna peel
Niall: Thatf hot
Beautiful ♥: Your mom is hot
Niall: ty, thatfs whert I get all ny goof lokks
Beautiful ♥: You do have goof lokks
Beautiful ♥: *insert crying laughing emoji face*
Beautiful ♥: I'm not yet skilled enough to get to my emojis
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I'm writing little add on filler chapters
I missed Briall
I love Briall
BRIALL IS MY LIFE