You call 911.
"911. What seems to be the problem?" says the operator.
"I think I've been kidnapped," you say.
"Are you in immediate danger?"
"No. I don't think so."
"Do you know where you are?"
"I'm in some kind of diner," you say.
"Could you be more specific?"
"It's along a forest road. There's a motel next door."
"Okay. That fits the description of Happy Moon Diner."
"That's it!" you say, looking at the signage above the counter.
"I've dispatched a unit to your location."
"Hey, where is this?" you ask.
"Jacksonville, Alabama."
"There's a place in Alabama called Jacksonville?"
"Unfortunately."
In the end, you make it out safely.
Though, you have no idea what insane person took you to Jacksonville, Alabama.
END