Incorrect Slasher Quotes 5

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Finale for the first four books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of... More

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By TheMoonsAceCard

Ghostface: MIKEY!!

Michael, grabbing knife: Who do I have to kill?!

Ghostface: Calm down, I was just saying hi-

Michael: By screaming my name and scaring the shit out of me?

Ghostface: I screamed your name last night and that didn't scare you!

Michael: That was an entirely different situation!

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