Scene: College Francoise Dupont. Miss Bustier teaches the students, while Alya cuts out a picture of Ladybug. Alya uses the Ladybug cutout and puts it over the student's faces
"Really Alya this is how you found out about Ladybugs identity." Aurore said
"I was trying to find who would be perfect for Ladybug." Alya trying to defend her
Miss Bustier: I'm very pleased with how you all did on your last assignment. Some of you have really stepped up, and I do appreciate it. Now it's time to move on to our next assignment. (Alya sees Chloé, pointing at Miss Bustier. Miss Bustier looks at Alya.) Is Marinette still in the girls' room?
"You know Marinette you use that excuse so many times." Alya said
"Well, Alya I'm a female so what do females get." Marinette said
Every female knew what Marinette was talking about and the boys looked at Marinette confusion.
"Um, Marinette what problem do girls get"? Adrien asked
"Well, us girls have periods every month and Miss Bustier should know I'm a female and I have needs to look after." Marinette said
"Sorry Marinette, but you're not the right age to have your period yet you got another year until you get your periods." Miss Bustier said
Alya: Uh, I don't know, miss. (The bell rings.)
Miss Bustier: Tonight, I want you all to read chapter three of the breathtaking France, the First Thousand Years. Then, answer this simple questionnaire. (gives two to Alya) See to it that Marinette receives her homework.
Scene: Outside the classroom. Alya tries to call Marinette, but gets her voicemail instead.
Marinette: (recording) It's Marinette, leave a message. Beep! He he.
"What a cute voicemail message"? Adrien said in awe
Marinette slightly blushed at what Adrien said and gave Adrien a kiss on the cheeks.
Scene: Bathroom. Alya is searching for Marinette.
Alya: Marinette?
Scene: Outside the classroom. Alya sees Rose and Juleka.
Alya: Uhh, have you guys seen Marinette anywhere? (Rose and Juleka shake their heads.)
(Alya enters the locker room, where she sees Chloé taking something from her locker. It's a Ladybug costume and yo-yo.)
Alya: (whispering) Chloé's Ladybug?
"Hahahaha"! Marinette laughed very hard. "That's how you think Chloe was Ladybug by having a costume in her locker and if she was Ladybug, she would have blurted out her identity to the whole world." Marinette said between laughs
"Oh, Haha I didn't know about the Miraculous until after you defeated me when I was Lady Wi-Fi." Alya said
"When are you going to bring Chloe back"? Max asked
"What don't you guys find the silence of no Chloe's mean words around"? Gary asked
"Yeah, but she's missing all of this." Sabrina said
(Sigh) "Fine I'll bring back." Gary said using his remote control to bring Chloe back in
A bright light appeared next to Lila and Chloe come out of the light with a black nose and a plaster on her nose.
"Fuck you Marinette you broke my beautiful nose and ruined my eye." Chloe said
"You were lucky I didn't fully punch you with my full strength that would've have fully killed you." Marinette said
Outside the school. Chloé boards her limousine, Alya follows her.
Alya: Hey, Marinette. Ring me ASAP. We gotta talk. (sees Nino) Nino, wait!
Nino: Yeah?
Alya: Come with me, I need your help!
Nino: So- (Alya shushes him)
(Alya tries to call Marinette again, but...)
Marinette: (recording) It's Marinette, leave a message. Beep! He he.
Alya: Ughh. I hate when she goes AWOL. She's not calling me back! Where is that girl?!
Nino: Seriously. My man Adrien's the exact same way. But I guess you gotta be sly when Mr. Control Freak is your daddy-o.
"My father isn't a control freak." Adrien said defending his dad
"Can you believe these 2 didn't suspect that they could be dating or I don't be Ladybug and Cat Noir." A random student said
Alya and Nino both facepalmed at not being more suspicious of Marinette and Adrien disappearances.
"We're fucking idiots for not being more suspicious of those two and we supposed to be their best Friends." Alya and Nino said together.
(Phone rings)
Nadja: Once again, Ladybug and Cat Noir have saved Paris from the clutches of a menacing villain.
(Alya sees Ladybug's yo-yo)
Alya: Hey! I think I've just sniffed out who the real Ladybug is! (whispers to Nino) Chloé.
Nino: (laughs) Chloé? Seriously? She's too self-absorbed to think of anyone but herself, much less save the world. You are cray-cray, lady!
Alya: I am so not! You'll see!
"Are you sure about that Alya." Marinette said
"Fine I was crazy then but Hawk Moth made me even crazier when he akumatized me." Alya said
Scene: Paris. Ladybug is jumping above ceilings. She reaches a billboard and de-transforms into Marinette.
Tikki: Time flies fast when you're saving the world. Day's already over!
Marinette: Tell me about it. I missed an entire half day of school AND half day of seeing Adrien!
"Correction I saw you as Chat Noir and you were throwing puns and flirty comments my way the whole time." Marinette said
"And you like them I watch you try not smile or blush every time I throw a pun or a flirt your way, I can see your face fighting off a smile and you always hide your face when you blush and you don't me to think that I won but I seen the signs Marinette you were falling for me slowly." Adrien said
Marinette tried to come up with a good remark back but she couldn't think of anything. "Fine I guess you were right I was falling love with you slowly." Marinette said
Tikki: Whoever's behind all of this sure is keeping us on our toes!
Marinette: (laughs) You don't have any toes!
(Marinette enters the bakery.)
Sabine: Alya brought your school bag home for you, Marinette.
Marinette: Hey mom...
Sabine: You seem so forgetful these days. Maybe you just need some fresh air and extra exercise for that growing brain of yours!
Marinette: Good idea, mom. I'll start tomorrow. (Sabine kisses her.)
Everyone laughed at Sabine's comment about Marinette needing fresh air considering she's Ladybug.
Scene: Marinette's room. Marinette does homework.
Marinette: Ladybug saved Paris from destruction once again, but who's gonna save Marinette from her homework? (sees a sticky note) What's this? "Call me. I know who the real Ladybug is"?
Tikki: No way! You think she knows?
Marinette: I doubt it. Alya's always jumping to conclusions before she has her facts straight.
"That's not true I always get my facts straight." Alya defending herself
"Really this show will show things." Gary said
Tikki: But just in case...
Marinette: No worries Tikki. I got it covered.
(Marinette tries to call Alya, but there is no signal.)
Marinette: Dang. No signal.
(She goes to the balcony to see if there is any signal, but sees a man working on the cell tower.)
Civilian: Sorry, miss. Cell tower maintenance. The whole neighborhood's down. No signal for the next hour!
"So that's why you couldn't receive or call people the whole time." Rose said
"Yeah, I'm sorry Alya for making you to believe that I was ghosting you." Marinette said
"It's alright girl". Alya said
Tikki: Come on, Marinette. Try again later. Let's head down and finish your homework.
"Now that is responsible student doing their Homework unlike the others." Every teacher said
Scene: College. Chloé and Sabrina enter the school, and some students are watching her, including Aurore and Mireille.
Chloé: Hey there! Hi! You look totally fab! Uh, no, not you. Hey, it's still a month from Halloween, you know?
Nino: You need to have your head examined. If she's a superhero, then I'm the Wizard of Oz.
Alya: I'm telling you, she's Ladybug!
Nino: Can you prove it?
Scene: Marinette's room. Marinette and Tikki wake up.
Tikki: Uh... what time is it?
Marinette: Uhh, school starts in... (checks her phone) An hour ago?!
"Good doing homework but not good being on school on time." Every teacher said
"I'm sorry ok I'm not a morning person I'm a night person instead." Marinette defending herself
"Is that why you're always sleeping in my class every day." Miss Bustier said
"Yes, it's due to my Superhero job and whenever I get in a creativity moment, I spend the whole night designing." Marinette said. "And being Ladybug has made me stay up all night the whole time because there are so many ideas flowing in my mind every time I swing around Paris." Marinette said
Scene: Locker room. Alya talks to Nino.
Alya: Now don't mess up your lines. (She pushes Nino to the lockers.)
Nino: (sees Chloé) Oh, uhhh... Ladybug! Look over there!
Chloé: Uhh, what kind of lame joke is this?
Nino: Uhh, well, that was... Did you see Ladybug yesterday? Isn't she amazing? I wonder who she really is.
Chloé: Uhh... up too late DJ-ing, Nino? Obviously, you didn't get your beauty sleep.
"Stick with your day job Nino." Alix said
"Yeah, I'll stick being a DJ instead of and acter." Nino said
"Don't forget about being a director." Marinette said
(Alya takes a photo of Chloé's locker.)
Sabrina: Uh... Chloé! Alya's looking in your locker!
Alya: Uhh... that's a lie! I so was not! (Kim steals Alya's phone.)
Alya: Hey! Give it back!
Chloé: (sees the photo) Who's the little liar now?
"Why was I friends with Bitch Bourgeois when I now have amazing friends and an even better boyfriend who I can geek out with." Sabrina said giving Max a kiss on the cheek.
Scene: Mr. Damocles' office.
Chloé: She's guilty of invasion of privacy! I have proof!
Alya: What?! Seriously! All I did was take a measly photo!
Mr. Damocles: I'm sorry, Chloé. But there's no school policy on invasion of privacy.
Chloé: Then... then breaking and entering!
Alya: I didn't break into her locker! It was open!
Mr. Damocles: And nothing was stolen?
Chloé: Only my very soul! My locker is my secret garden! He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force! (cries)
Mr. Damocles: Right. An hour of detention for you, Alya.
Chloé: Are my ears failing me? Did I hear you're giving one miserable hour of detention to a... a heinous criminal? Sabrina!
Sabrina: The school rules clearly state that any student guilty of theft should be suspended for one full week.
Mr. Damocles: Yes, but she's hardly stole anything.
Chloé: I'm not sure that my father would share your point of view. (prepares to call her father)
Mr. Damocles: Uhhh, well, now, Chloé, let's not bother your father, I mean, the honorable Mayor with a minor locker situation...
(Chloé starts calling her father.)
Mr. Damocles: Ehhh... what I mean is, you're suspended for a week, Alya.
Alya: What?! That is so unfair! I am so gonna protest this on the school blog!
Mr. Damocles: (looks at Chloé who's smugly shaking her phone, sighs) The school blog is hereby suspended as well.
"Doesn't the school board can fire anyone and not the mayor." Gary asked confused
Everyone nodded at this including the mayor.
Alya: (looks at Chloé angrily) She's no superhero, she's super-psycho!
"You know one of these days an akumatized villain is going to kill her soon." Alya said
"It's going to happen one day Alya and I don't think I'll be able to save her this time." Marinette said
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: Ahhh... School life. Such a science experiment. A petri dish of cultivating secrets, lies and betrayal, the thriving vivarium for my evil akumas. (turns a butterfly into an akuma) Fly away, my little akuma, and evilize her!
"Who is he talking to when he akumatize the butterfly?" Marinette asked confused
"Properly the butterfly like it talks back or anything." Alya sarcastically said
Everyone laughed at what Alya said
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont. Marinette runs to the front door.
Marinette: I'm late, I'm late, I'm so, so late!
(As Marinette runs upstairs, Alya walks downstairs, running away from the school. She tries to call Marinette.)
Marinette: (from phone) It's Marinette, leave a message. Beep! He he!
(The akuma phases into her cell phone, evilizing her.)
Hawk Moth: Lady Wifi, I heard through the grapevine that you're seeking to unmask Ladybug... I'd like to help you if you agree to help me too.
Alya: I'll expose the lies of anyone who covers up the truth! Sign me up! (turns into Lady Wifi)
Scene: Miss Bustier's classroom. Marinette enters, and sees Adrien and Nino.
Marinette: (taps Nino on the shoulder and whispers) Where is she?
Nino: She's been suspended...
Marinette: What?!
Miss Bustier: Marinette, if you're going to come late, would you please do it discretely?
Marinette: Sorry... (whispers to Nino) What happened to her?
Nino: The short story? Accused of breaking into Chloé's locker. I mean, Ladybug's locker...
Marinette: (yells) WHAT?!
The first one was a surprise to me, but the second one was a shock to me learning that Alya got suspended over taking a photo was really stupid." Marinette said
Miss Bustier: That's it, Marinette! Go to the principal's office!
(Marinette takes her bag and she leaves the classroom)
Adrien: (He whispers to Nino) What are you talking about?
Nino: Exactly what I said, bro. Alya says Chloé is Ladybug! She is crazy!
(Adrien sees Chloé; she winks at him and he is confused then he turns his head towards his tablet)
Marinette: (she arrives at the principal's office) Mr. Damocles? (she opens the door) Sir? (She sees that Mr. Damocles is frozen, and a pink stop icon is in front of him.) Huh?!
(The computer screen lights up, revealing Lady Wifi.)
Lady Wifi: I'm Lady Wifi, revealer of the truth! For our first exposé, your principal would like to share a little tidbit with you. So, Mr. Damocles, is it true you wrongly suspended a student named Alya today?
Mr. Damocles: (feeling ashamed) Uh... yes, it is.
Lady Wifi: So, you were biased? Unfair? Totally unjust?!
Mr. Damocles: Yes, I was.
(Marinette notices the phone Lady Wifi is holding and the ladybug charm on it)
Marinette: Oh, no! Alya! Tikki, time to transform!
Tikki: You're going to have to fight your best friend!
Marinette: Nope! I'm gonna have to save my best friend!
"You know Marinette I'll do the same thing if you were in my shoes." Alya said hugging Marinette
"I know you would but you might have a tough time trying to defeat me." Marinette said hugging Alya back
"What do you mean you would be the toughest to defeat"? Kagami asked
"Have you guys not noticed I'm always keeping my negative emotions down so I don't get akumatized and my negative ones are volatile and they could blow up anytime soon." Marinette said
("We should get Marinette to release her negative emotions more often so she could get akumatized and defeat the heroes one for all.") Chloe and Lila thought evilly
Meanwhile in the dark part of the cinema stood Grand Master Su-Han who's been watching quietly.
[ Transformation Sequence]
Marinette: Tikki, spots on! Yeah! (Marinette transforms into Ladybug)
"Beautiful and Sexy." Adrien said
"Are you going to say that every time I transform Adrien"? Marinette asked
"I can't help it, I have the most beautiful girl in the world. Adrien complemented Marinette
Every girl except for Chloe and Lila Ohed at Adrien's complement
Marinette jumped on Adrien and fully kissed him on his lips.
Everyone who had kids covered their eyes so they don't see this disgusting thing.
Manon who was sitting with them just got off the chair and she pressed the private button and the white sound proof walls came up and surrounded the two heavily horny kids.
After 10 minutes the white walls came down and it showed Marinette and Adrien decent again.
"Was it fun Marinette?" Alya asked
"Yeah, it was quite fun and man it was huge." Marinette said in a dreamy voice
Lady Wifi: For my next scoop, I'll be taking you to meet the girl who's been hiding behind the Ladybug mask! (puts a pink stop icon on Mr. Damocles, freezing him) Stay connected! (turns the screen off)
Miss Bustier: Everyone, for your own safety, go directly home right now! And don't forget to read chapters four and five! (The students run out.)
"Did anyone of you guys studied at all"? Miss Bustier asked her class
"Um". everyone said except for Alya and Marinette
"I'll take that as a no then." Miss Bustier said
The class except for Alya and Marinette looked down in shame.
"Sorry Miss but we were distracted by our friend being akumatized." Mylene said
Scene: Bathroom.
Adrien: If Chloé is Ladybug like Alya said, then Lady Wifi's gonna head straight for her house!
Plagg: (teasing) And it also means you must have a crush on Chloé! (laughs; Adrien grunts in protest)
"Don't put that image in our heads, Plagg." Alya said
[Transformation Sequence]
Adrien: Plagg, claws out! (Adrien transforms into Cat Noir)
Fuck me that's hot." Marinette said looking at the screen with a flirty look.
Adrien pressed the private button and they had sex behind the wall again
"Is this going to be a daily occurrence every time they transform." Luka said
"It seems like it will be." Kagami said
30 minutes later the white wall came down and Marinette was asleep with a happy smile on her face and her hair down.
"What did you do to her Adrien"? Alya asked
"She wanted me to fuck her harder and after we were done, she fall asleep with that smile on her face." Adrien said
"What happened to her hair"? Nino asked
"She wanted it down this time." Adrien said
"So should we continue or we take a break and let people sleep"? Gary asked
"Break please." Everyone asked
"Okay then I'll make this Part 1 of Lady Wifi and give you guys a break fully." Gary said
"Now please go through this door if you want to play video games doing the break." Gary said pointing at the door to the left.