Java: last time on Funkin battle, the contestants went to the beach to do a surfing, sand castle building, and dancing contest, during those challenge, Sky found somebody who made her change who she loved, she went from boyfriend to Selever, in the end, the zombie claws lost and Eduardo was voted out, who will fall next, who will lose next, find out tonight on.........FUNKIN.........BATTLE!!!
Carol: my goodness it's so hot.
Hex: I know, I'm practically overheating, and I have a water cooler inside of my body to prevent me from overheating.
Sky: you guys are complaining about the heat, it isn't even that hot.
Carol: Sky, it's about 103o.
Sky: well, I don't feel anything.
Ski: same.
The Film Lots Speakers: ATTENTION EVERYONE, PLEASE GET OUT OF YOUR TRAILERS FOR TODAYS CHALLENGE!
(*everyone exits their trailers*)
Java: morning contestants, why are you all sweating?
Scout: cause it's hot dumbass, that's why!
Java: oh, hold on.
(*Java walks away*)
(*java walks back to the contestants and splashes ice cold water onto them*)
Carol: ah, much better.
Java: anyways, it's about to get a lot more hotter cause today's challenges are about the Wild West.
Scout: oh heck yeah, I like those movies!
Java: now, any good Wild West movie has two things, the ability to be able to ride a horse, and the battle between two cowboys at high noon, so everyone, follow me to the challenge area.
(*after everyone got to the challenge area*)
Java: ok, so here's how this challenge works, you are gonna jump from up on that diving board to this horse, if you land on the horse, that's one point for your team, if you hit the floor, you don't get a point, oh, and if you try to climb the horse to give your team a point, your team will automatically go to the award ceremony tonight, since the long crawlers got first last challenge, they get to go last, and zombie claws, you guys better prepare to start jumping and landing.
Sniper: wait a minute, the Blu fighters have one more teammate than my team and the zombie claws.
Java: yeah, somebody is gonna have to sit out this challenge.
Robo Engineer: I'll sit out.
Java: ok then, now zombie claws, pick who's going first.
(*after the zombie claws finished jumping*)
Java: ok, so, out of the six of you, only four of you made it, Blu fighters, your up next.
(*after the Blu fighters finished jumping*)
Java: ok, so, out of the six of you, only four of you made it, long crawlers, your up next.
(*after the long crawlers finished jumping*)
Java: ok, so, out of the six of you, only four of you made it, jeez, all teams got four, guess it's time for part two of today's challenge, follow me.
(*after everyone got there*)
Java: ok, now, the next challenge is a showdown between one member from each team, however, we can't use real guns or BB guns, so we're gonna have to use water guns with this bucket of wat...
(*the bucket of water was being drunken by Blu, Bob, Carol, Dorkly Sonic, Dorkly Tails, and Skid*)
Skid: oh man, that was some good water.
Bob: yep.
Java: you guys, that was for today's challenge, ok, new challenge.
(*java blows his whistle and three horses come running to him*)
Java: ok, now since the water is all gone, the challenge will be a race around the film lot on these horses, whoever makes it back to me first and second wins while the losers will be sending someone home, so, choose who would you want to drive the horse on your team, you guys got ten minutes.
(*10 minutes later*)
Java: times up, who did you choose?
Hex: we chose carol.
GB: we chose Scout.
Tord: we choose Skid.
Java: ok, everyone get on your horses.
(*after everyone got on their horses*)
Java: ok, ready, set, GO!
(*the horses took off*)
(*after the challenge*)
Java: ok, so, in first place is...the long crawlers once again!
Scout: yes!
Java: and in second place by just a close margin is...the zombie claws!
Tord: alright!
Java: so Blu fighters, you will be seen at tonight's elimination.
(*at night*)
Java: ok, you all know how this works, so get voting.
(*after everyone voted*)
Java: ok, I have the votes, and I will reveal who's safe, so, safe with zero votes are...Ski...Carol...Blu...and Sky...
Java: now, two of you got one vote while the other got five, so, I'll tell you who escapes the bottom two first, and that person is...Hex!
Java: and now that leaves bob and Robo engineer, I only have one award left, tonight's final safe contestant is...
Java: Bob...
Bob: whew, thank god.
Java: sorry Robo engineer, but with five votes, you are out.
Robo Engineer: it's fine, I understand, im heading out, goodbye fellow contestants.
(*Robo engineer walks to the lame-o-sine and gets in it and the lame-o-sine drives off*)
Java: and with Robo engineer gone, we are now down to our final 18, who will fall next, find out next time on.........FUNKIN...........BATTLE!!!