Java: last time on Funkin battle, the contestants had to bring up film equipment up a mountain and filmed a movie with the equipment, in the end, the Blu fighters and zombie claws won it but there wasn't a elimination so none of long crawlers was out, who will lose next, and who will fall, find out tonight on...........FUNKIN.........BATTLE!!!
Blu: so sky, how long does the hair spray take to dissolve?
Sky: it takes about 2 weeks.
Blu: dang, guess we gotta wait Bob.
Bob: yep.
The film lots speakers: ATTENTION EVERYONE, PLEASE EXIT YOUR CABINS FOR TODAYS CHALLENGE!
(*everyone exits their cabins*)
Java: well hello everyone.
Carol: hi java.
Java: so, today, we will be heading to the beach.
Sky: oh wow, I will be able to enjoy the waves and the smooth sand.
Java: so, here's how it works, everyone beach movie has three things, one of them being optional, one being surfing, two being a sand castle building contest, and the optional 3, a dance-off, so everyone, grab your swimsuits and get on the tour bus cause we are heading to there right now!
(*after everyone grabbed their swimsuits, entered the tour bus, and got to the beach*)
Sky: ah, the beach, the most amazing place ever.
Carol: you know it sky.
Java: ok contestants, change out of your usual wear into your swimsuits.
(*after everyone changed out of their usual clothing and into their swimsuits*)
Java: ok contestants, the first challenge you'll be doing is surfing, since the Blu fighters got first place last round, they go last
GB: wait a minute, how is this fair, my team only have six members while the others have seven.
Java: oh yeah, we're also gonna need somebody to sit out.
Robo Engineer: I'll sit out.
Springtrap: same.
Java: ok, Robo engineer and Springtrap sit out, anyways, long crawlers, you are up 1st.
(*after the long crawlers finished*)
Java: ok, so, only half of you managed to stay on, that's fine, zombie claws, your up next.
(*after the zombie claws finished*)
Java: ok, so zombie claws, four of you managed to stay on, your in the lead right now, Blu fighters, your up next.
(*a few turns later*)
Java: ok, we only have two more people who need a turn, ski and sky.
Ski: I'll go next.
(*ski pushes the surfboard out to the ocean and starts to surf*)
(*Sky looks left*)
Sky: !!!
(*Sky saw someone with a six pack, white skin, black wings, and black horns get out of the water and starts to blush*)
Carol: Sky, are you ok?
Sky: I think I'm in love...
Carol: hm?
(*water splash*)
Java: and it looks like ski fell, Sky, it's up to you to tie up with zombie claws.
Sky: alright then.
(*Sky pushes her surfboard and starts to surf*)
(*after Sky finished*)
Java: well, Sky managed to stay on, which means the zombie claws and Blu fighters tie up.
Scout: so does this mean we lose?
Java: you didn't lose yet, you guys got one point while the other teams got two points.
Scout: oh, ok then.
Java: anyways, it's time for part two of today's challenge, sand castle building, every team member get into their team squares and start building!
(*after all teams get in their team squares*)
Java: oh, I forgot to mention, you have twenty minutes, ok, now start building!
(*almost everyone starts building*)
Ski: sis, why aren't you building?
Sky: well, I think I'm in love but I don't know how to tell him.
Ski: wait, don't you love boyfriend?
Sky: well, not anymore, girlfriend can have him.
Ski: oh, can I help you?
Sky: I don't know, I don't wanna fuck up asking him out.
Ski: don't worry, I'll teach you how to ask him out.
Sky: really?
Ski: yeah!
Sky: ok, teach me.
(*20 minutes later*)
Java: ok, times up, time for the judging, let's start with the zombie claws.
Java: hmm, that's cool, 6.5/10, Blu fighters, your next.
Java: that's amazing, 8/10, long crawlers, let's see if you can comeback from last place.
Java: that's very amazing, 10/10, you guys get first place!
Scout: heck yeah!
Java: so, zombie claws are in last with three points while long crawlers and Blu fighters are tied with four points, time for the final part of the challenge.
Dorkly Sonic: which isssss?
Java: a dance-off, so choose one person from your team to be your dancer.
Carol: I'll do it.
Eduardo: same here.
Scout: I got this for my team!
Java: ok, now let's start in 3...2...1...NOW!
(*after the song*)
Java: ok, I think we have a clear first and second place winner...Long Crawlers and Blu Fighters, with Long Crawlers getting seven points and Blu Fighters getting six points!
Carol: yes!
Java: ok, let's head back onto the tour bus.
Ski: nows your chance, go talk with him.
(*Sky walks up to the mysterious person*)
Sky: h-hi.
???????: oh, hey there, who are you?
Sky: I-I'm sky, w-who are you?
???????: my name is Selever.
Sky: t-that's a cool name.
Selever: it may be a cool name, but it isn't a cute name like yours.
(*Sky blushes*)
Java: uh, contestants, a little problem, the tour bus broke down so we are gonna have to stay here for tonight so we can fix the tour bus.
Scout: oh, ok then.
Selever: so, your in a show?
Sky: y-yeah.
Selever: huh, that's cool.
Sky: y-yeah, I know.
???: son, what are you doing?
Selever: oh, hey dad, I'm talking with this girl that I just met.
???: hmmmm, she's very small.
Sky: hey, I'm not small!
Selever: heh, she acts cute.
???: hm, ok then, goodbye now son.
(*the person leaves*)
Sky: w-who was that?
Selever: oh, that was my dad Ruv, he's kinda a wanted criminal in russia.
Sky: o-oh.
Selever: say, maybe we should hang out soon, can I get your number?
Sky: w-wait, you actually want to?
Selever: yep.
Sky: ok, give me a second!
(*Sky grabs a piece of paper and draws her phone number and hands it to Selever*)
Sky: here!
Selever: heh, nice.
??????: brother?
Selever: what is it now Rasasy?
Rasasy: who are you talking to?
Selever: this is sky.
Sky: hey there.
Rasasy: oh, hi.
Selever: anyways, what do you want?
Rasasy: I just wanted to tell you that we're leaving.
Selever: oh, well, ok, goodbye sky, I'll call you sometime.
(*Selever kisses sky on the cheek and walks with rasasy back to ruv and his mom*)
(*sky falls flat on the ground with heart eyes*)
Ski: did it work sister?
Sky: I'm in love.
(*at night*)
Java: ok contestants, I have six bag of chips since we don't have any of the golden chocolate awards.
Tord: oh, ok then.
Java: anyways, start voting.
(*after everyone voted*)
Java: ok, I'll start it off by saying who got zero votes, the people who got zero votes are Skid, Tord, Zanta, Lord X, and Speedrunner Mario.
(*Java tosses skid, Tord, zanta, lord x, and speedrunner mario their bags of chips*)
Eduardo: uh oh.
Java: Eduardo and Springtrap, you two are the last left, whoever gets this is last bag of chips is out, the last player safe with only two votes is.....
Java: Springtrap...
Springtrap: thank god.
Eduardo: what!
Java: sorry Eduardo, but you are out.
Eduardo: well, I can't be eliminated until the tour bus is fixed, so ha!
(*the boat of shame arrives with lego driving it*)
Java: wanna bet?
Eduardo: that isn't fair!
Lego: come on Eduardo, get in.
Eduardo: no!
(*Lord X picks Eduardo up*)
Eduardo: hey, put me down!
(*Lord X throws Eduardo into the boat of shame and the boat of shame drives off*)
Java: and with Eduardo gone, there are only 19 contestants left, who will be eliminated next, find out next time on..........FUNKIN.........BATTLE!!!