The others were content to go on and do their own thing, and Mammon was going to take you and Yuki home, albeit grumpily.
However, Lord Diavolo landed a soft grip onto your wrist. You stoped and hummed softly before glancing back at him.
He grinned in response and tightened his hold slightly.
"Ah, before you leave, we were able to transport Yuki some of her belongings and clothes here with her as well. However, we were completely unable to do so with yours. That being said, we shall meet tomorrow at noon. Barbatos will arrive to pick you up accordingly."
You gave a devilish grin back and a salute.
"Yes Sir, Sugar Daddy Dia."
His grin turned into an amused smirk and you shivered as his eyes darkened just a tad.
Before you could say anything else stupid a soft, feminine hand landed on your other wrist and pulled you away swiftly from Diavolo.
Your eyes turned to Yuki and you made a mental note to ask her what lotion she uses later because holy shit her hands were softer than any inch of skin on your body and you had an EXTENSIVE Korean skin care routine.
She pulled you along and it was lowkey hurting your wrists, so you stopped her long enough to switch the hand positions so that your fingers were laced together.
She stared at you with her doe eyes widening to a concerning scale, but you just shrugged as you walked to Mammon, who seemed even grumpier upon seeing your entwined hands.
Mammon lead you and Yuki out while you hummed the Time Song.
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Upon arriving at the actual house itself, you felt as if your eyes were going to simply fall out of your head alltogether with the way you stared. Seeing it in game was nothing compared to how fucking huge it was in real time.
Mammon seemed extra pleased with your agape expression and he lead the two of you in with a small skip in his step.
You were just asking what he thought of dying by thigh when a scratchy voice intervened.
" How about this? Why don't YOU die Mammon!?"
Almost instantly Mammon froze. He let out a soft whimper before instantly taking off. He had grabbed Yuki as well, so that left you and the snake man staring at each other awkwardly.
You coughed and he gave you a grossed out face before a smirk light up his face.
"You can help me get at him. You can help me get my money back by making a pact and forcing him to give me my money."
Bitch, no. I've read countless isekai shits and trying to take the main character's place is NEVER a good idea. Something funky always goes wrong.
"Sorry, nerd man. I am not doing that, BUT I will help you get my dear friend Yuki into doing it instead."
His face turned a bright red and he sputtered.
"N-nerd?! I'll have you know I'm a world - renowned Otaku! We aren't just some nerds!"
You lean forward a card a hand through his hair, which had his sputtering stop for just a millisecond as he leaned into your grasp before his brain seemed to catch up and he jumped away from you as if you had tried to set him on fire.
Before he could sputter anymore you gave him a bright grin, "Yeah, Yeah. I'm an Otaku too. Don't worry ya butt off."
He gave you a thoughtful glare as he smoothed out his hair again.
"Really? You? An Otaku. What's your favorite NON stream anime."
You hummed softly, "Probably I Saw A Shooting Star and Got Reincarnated As the Princes Step Stool."
You watched as his eyes brightened and he leaned forward to grasp your hands in his.
" OH MY!! I SEE YOUR A FAN OF ISEKAI AS WELL? I LOVEEEE THIS SERIES! THE NEW MAIN CHARACTER TROPE OF BEING AN INAMATE OBJECT IS JUST-"
Eventually you stopped listening and instead focused on how fucking soft his hands were.
"What the fuck?? Why are your hands so damn soft? Do Demons have like magical soft skin?"
That seemed to drop him out of his excitement as he, once again, slapped away your hands and jumped away from you.
"I-I own special edition Ruri-Chan Hand Cream. I'll m-maybe share some if you help me get my money from Mamm."
You give him your best smile and nod.
"Yeah,yeah of course I'll help my fellow Otaku. But it can't be tomorrow. Demon Dia said I gotta go shopping with him because they forgot to bring my clothes here."
Levi raises an eyebrow at your choice of nickname but moss nonetheless.
"Okay, fine. The day after tomorrow. BUT I still want you in my room tomorrow so we can plan."
You couldn't help yourself and you wiggled your eyebrows at Levi.
" You want me in your room? You sure do move fast, ya beautiful nerd?"
Levi physically hissed at your words and you had to force yourself not to stare at his reptilian tongue.
"A-As if I would be interested in a 3-D girl. My only type of girl is 2-D. 3-D girls are nothing compared to my 2-D women. Gah! You wish, Normie! Goodnight! Make sure to be at my room tomorrow, if you don't I'll come find you!!"
And with that, the Snake man was gone and you were left alone in the hallway.
And holy shit you were totally fucking lost.
You were a hardcore fan of the game, but did you have a single fucking clue of the layout of this mf mansion? Absolutely not.
You weighed your options out in your mind.
Option One: Try and find it on your own. You're a slay queen and you can slay.
Option Two: Call One of the Brothers and make them show you. They technically can't kill you.
Option Three: Say fuck it and sleep right here.
Option three was a no go, you were a little bitch and you needed a blanket.
Option One was also a no go, you had zero sense of direction and you really wanted a mf blanket.
So it's time to grow some balls and call some balls.
But which brother?
Lucifer would definitely come if you pleaded enough or threatened to tell on him to Daddy Dia, but he would probably make fun of you for not knowing where your own room is.
Mammon probably wouldn't come unless you bribed him with Grimm which you DIDNT HAVE.
Levi literally just ran away from you.
Satan probably wouldn't come either because he literally just met you and doesn't give a fuck.
Asmo probably would come but would either be really mad for interrupting his beauty sleep or would try to give you the smooch 10000.
Beelzebulb is probably in the kitchen eating his heart out, so he probably wouldn't see your call anyways.
Belphman is still locked in the attic so you would be genuinely surprised if he showed up.
Yuki also probably doesn't know where anything is.
Damn your options sucked.
Deciding to say fuck it, you closed your eyes and pressed a contact.
Once you heard the ringing tone, you spared a glance and immediately winced.
Lucifer.
Fuck.
It only took two rings for the devil to pick up.
"Yes, (Y/N)? What could you possibly need at this hour?"
You sucked in a breath. Your a bad bitch and he can't kill you.
" H-Heyyyy, Mr. Lucifer Sir, so Mammon kinda totally left me in the main hallway all by myself and I have no idea where my room is and I'm like four minutes away from napping on the stairs."
You could feel the deep sigh he let out.
"I understand. Wait there for me to finish my paperwork really quick, and I will come to fetch you. Do we understand?"
"Yes sir! Thank you Sir!"
He hung up without another word and to be fair that could've went a lot worse so you patted yourself on your back.
He was gonna come get you, and you could totally wait a couple of minutes right?
——
Well apparently that "couple of minutes" was thirty minutes and no- you couldn't wait.
So when Lucifer did finally come and get you, you were already fast asleep on the stairs; cuddling a vase that you got from who knows where.
Lucifer sighed a briefly considered simply leaving you there, but after a moment he gently pried the vase from your hands and set it down on a nearby table.
He lifted you up and was shocked for a moment on how small you were in his arms. He had long forgotten how fragile humans truly were.
Lucifer walked down the corridor to your room, placed directly by Yuki's.
He opened your door and laid you out on the bed; considering you for a moment before pulling the blanket over you.
He turned out your light and made a mental note to yell at Mammon later tomorrow.