Happy chapter even though i said angst bc yo te amo 🫶
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I know what you are 😈 gc
Robin: I'm fr third wheeling..
Robin:
(Bruce and Vance)
Griffin: LMFAO
Vance: your the one who didn't invite Finney 🤷♂️
Robin: BRUH I TOLD YOU HE COULDNT COME BC HE WAS BUSY 🖕🖕
Griffin: Vance can you pls stop calling me a homo
Vance: no
Robin: when did he call you a homo?
Vance: mentally
Robin: nahh bros anesthesia
Vance: what.
Robin: THE MAGIC PERSON
Vance: HUH
Robin: MISKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE YK
Vance: DID U EAT GRASS AGAIN
Robin: maybe
Vance: GODDAMNIT ROBIN I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING THE GRASS
Robin: BUT IT TASTES DELICIOUS 🤭
Vance: FUCKING DUMBASS NOW YOUR GONNA BE PRETENDING YOUR HIGH
Robin: mmmmmmmaan u crassssassxy frrrssss
Vance: YOUR BEING DRAMATIC
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Irl, 3rd pov, at the park
Everyone was siting on the bench laughing about the fact robin ate grass AGAIN
Bruce: You guys wanna play hide and seek?
Robin: FUCK YEAH MAN
Vance: Bet, ill be the seeker
Bruce: okay!
Vance walked up to a tree and covered his eyes so he could start counting
28...
29...
30!!
Vance finished counting and immediately started looking for them
He checked everywhere and he actually couldnt find them
He checked again and again and again and agai- you get the point!
Vance was starting to get worried
Vance: GUYS I GIVE UP!!
Vance yelled but nobody came to him
Vance: I SAID I GIVE UP- IM NOT JOKING IM BEING FOR REAL
After like 10 minutes of yelling nobody came
Vance started panicking and calling their names
Vance: BRUCE?? ROBIN??? IM NOT PLAYING ANYMORE COME OUT THIS ISNT FUNNY!
No reply
Vance panicked and pulled out his phone
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I know what you are 😈 gc
Vance: Guys i cant find them!
Griffin: LMFAO you suck
Vance: dude its been 10 minutes i already quit
Griffin: fr? Damnn
Vance: GRIFFIN.
Vance: FINNEY PLS
Finney is online
Finney: ugh what is it im busy
Vance: ROBINS AND SBRUFE DISSAPERE HELP PLS IMR SO WORRIED ALENFHFJDKS
Finney: bros on another universe
Vance: PLS
Finney: WAIT WHATS WRONG WITH ROBIN?
Vance: HIM AND BRUCE VANISHED
Finney: WHAT
Bruce is online
Bruce added "Mr ostrich" to the gc
Bruce is offline
Vance: uh oh...
Mr ostrich: YOU HOES THOUGHT I WOULDNT COME BACK????!??
Sent with siri
Vance: shit
Finney: i havent done anything!
Mr ostrich: YOU THREW A ROCK AT MY COUSIN EMUILA.
Sent with siri
Finney: shit he found out
Mr ostrich: NOW I HAVE BOTH OF YOUR PRECIOUS BOYFRIENDS
Sent with siri
Finney: Wait how are you typing?
Mr ostrich: siri
Sent with siri
Vance: bro it says sent with siri after every sentence
Vance: did you shine your rocket flashlight in your eye or something???
Finney: nows not the time lalaloopsy
Vance: OH FUCK YOU
Finney: FUDGE YOU!
Vance: FUDGE..??
Vance: DONT BE A PUSSY FINNEY
Vance: SAY FUCK
Finney: NO
Vance: SAY IT
Finney: NO
Vance: SAY I-
Mr ostrich: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR UP!!
Sent with siri
Vance: the front door? 💀
Mr ostrich: shush up me siri is glitching
Sent with siri
Mr ostrich: anyway SAY BYE TO YOUR BOYFRIENDS
Sent with siri
Vance: NO NOT MY POOKIE BEAR 😭😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲🙃🙃🙃😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😣😣🥺🥺😢😢😢😖😖😟😟😞😞😞😞😓😓😥😥😰😨😨
Finney: commit my mom
Vance: shes dea- ohhh
Finney: anyway DONT HURT ROBIN PLEASEE ILL DO ANYTHING
Mr ostrich: LISTEN HERE DICKHEAD YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL DIE
Sent with siri
Finney: NO PLEASE
Mr ostrich: is robin okay dot dot dot question mark Bros like zooming or something
Sent with siri
Vance: he ate grass dont worry about it
Mr ostrich: bro why is he singing the Mickey mouse clubhouse intro song dot dot dot
Sent with siri
Vance: He does that some times
Mr ostrich: OW HE BIT ME EXCLAMATION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK
Sent with siri
Vance: why are you saying your punctuation
Mr ostrich: i forgor how siri work
Sent with siri
Finney: VANCE WHERE ARE YOU
Vance: :)
Finney: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Mr ostrich: AHHHHH WHAT IS VANCE DOING HERE EXCLAMATION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK SCREAMING EMOJI CRYING EMOJI
Griffin: LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY
Mr ostrich is offline
Vance removed mr ostrich from the chat
Vance: anyway- i found robin and bruce 🫶🫶
Vance: robin was throwing up the grass he ate and bruce was asleep
Finney: THANK GOD MY BBG IS OKAY 😖😖😖😥😥😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😨🥹🥹🥹☹️😓😓😓😥😓🥺😢🪳🪳
Vance: whyd you add a cockroach emoji
Finney: his han- my hand slipped
Vance: wait-
Finney: 🙂
Vance: THATS NOT FINNEY
Finney: HAHA YOU MAY HAVE FOUND YOUR FRIENDS AND KICKED ME OUT OF THE GC BUT IM A MASTER HACKER AND I WILL NEVER STOP UNTILL I GET MY FUCKING REVENGE YOU HOMOS
Vance: 😟
Vance: WAIT WHERE DID BRUCE GO
Vance: WHERES ROBIN???
Griffin: OH SHIT WHERES BILLY?
Billy: I'm right here 😁
Griffin: oh
Vance: GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS
Griffin: nah my becky g is alright so idgaf
(The becky g is a inside joke i have with my cousin btw)
Vance: MR OSTRICH STOP DONT HURT THEM
Finney: look man i wish i could but- someone has to pay
Vance: NO PLEASE DONT HURT THEM-wait
Vance: I HAVE SOMEONE YOU COULD HURT INSTEAD
Finney: I'm listening 🤨
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I know what you are 😈 gc (time skip)
Bruce: thanks for helping us vance!🫶
Robin: yeah thanks! 🙏
Vance: no problem! I also gave finney his phone back
Bruce: but i have one question...
Vance: ask away
Robin: where on our way to you house btw
Bruce: how did you get the ostrich to leave us alone..?
Vance: he asked for another person to get revenge so i found someone
Bruce: who?
Vance: uhh..
Robin: wait is that your dad?
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A/N
Sorry this one sucked i ran out of ideas for now!
I hope you enjoyed this one!
I tried my best to make it a little funny but yk how it is 💀
Anywayyyy
Sorry this one isnt angst- i didnt know what to write about! Maybe some vance angst sense his existence with his parents is angst 💀💀💀
Anyway LOS AMOS TODOS!!! ALSO IM FR GOING TO PUERTO RICO SOON 🤭🤭🤭
ADIOS!!
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