Dear Mr. Parker,

By Elvadera

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A Peter Parker wrong Number "Hey, I'm bleeding to death! Send me the YouTube link on how to stitch a bullet w... More

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McPedo
Spoonderman
Bes Frens 4 Lyfe
THADUNK
ft. my cat
We Got Divorced
How To Say "wear a condom" the Right Way
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME?
To Milf or Not To Milf
No Longer Single
I Know You..... You Do?
We ALMOST Got Divorced
I'm Here!
The Premier. Totally
Mr. Parker's Apartment
Cookies Lead to Spiderman
Good Fackin' Luck
Did you? Did you?
Tis Cute
I've Never Been to Taco Bell
Sleep
So, We're Yeah
Trending On Twitter
Do You Have Something To Tell Me??
Mr. Stark is Not an Idiot Anymore
Food Court and Agreements
Dumâs and I'm on Irish YouTube
A Bit of Trauma Dumping
Just Dance and Something Else
OH NO, OUR SECRET'S OUT
✨❤Love❤✨

AGT Confusion

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By Elvadera

Peatir

You wanna watch the newest Disney shit?


You

You paying?


Peatir

I have Stark's card


You

Where'd you want to meet?


Peatir

My house?

It's closer


You

Cool, cool

Be there in a bit


Peatir

Door's unlocked, May's been informed


You

Are we on a secret mission?

Can we please be on a secret mission?


Peatir

Lol, well ehm

STEVE AND BUCKY ARE GOING ON A 
MOVIE DATE AND WELL, ORIGINALLY

I WAS GOING TO ASK TO SPY BUT
HONESTLY IT LOOKS REALLY INTERESTING


You

Hey, we can do both


Peatir

Cool

Y/N

Y/N

y/n?

You there?


You

Sorry, I got distracted by shirtless men

dancing on AGT


Peatir

???

I'm

???


You

It's exactly what it sounds like


Peatir

I'm why? WHat?


You

They aren't even that attractive

I just got caught off guard

Now, a middle aged western white guy

is terrorizing Sofia Vegetable or whatever

her last name is


Peatir

What are you watching?


You

Do you think I know?


Peatir

I would hope so


You

Well sorry to burst your bubble


Peatir

Well, hurry


You

No, I will take my sweet ass time


Peatir

The movie starts in 40 minutes


You

I will take less of my sweet ass time

ooooooh ventriloquism


Peatir

What??


You

It's AGT

That's pure chaos

It doesn't need a explanation


Peatir

Fair


You

Is it law in South Korea that you have to

sing or something?


Peatir

Huh?


You

I mean it has k-pop

That's globally popular now

and there's those people who can

do every theme song ever


Peatir

True


You

Wanna look through South Korea's laws 

with me to see if it is a law?

Like a couple's bonding activity 


Peatir

Yeah, sure lol


You

Before I go on the overdone Vine rant,

I just watched a Boston dude almost hit 

Simon Cowell in the balls

And Jeff Goldblum be the weirdo he always is


Peatir

Always fun

Wait, huh?


You

Imma ask this nicely

Did you get you're Spiderman costume 

from the Vine "It's Wednesday ma dudes"


Peatir

Yes

Wait, no


You

I'm finishing my AGT clips

I'll be over to your house in 5 minutes


Peatir

See you!!

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