Dont play the song yet it will make sense soon i promise 💀💀💀
Play it when a character mentions it 💀💀
Also sorry for the lame chapter i couldn't make it as chaotic as the last one I'm so sorry💀💀
BUT I'm making a story real soon so ill post the first chapter soon🥰
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Robins house,3rd pov
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The baby was screaming and crying while vance and Robin argued
Vance: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ROBIN
Robin: MY FAULT? YOU DROPPED THE BABY
Vance: I COULD HAVE CLEANED UP, BUT NOW WE BOTH ARE COVERED IN YOUR AUNTS TITTIE MILK
Robin: LETS FOCUS ON FEEDING IT FIRST
Vance: WHERE CAN WE FIND BREAST MILK? SHOULD WE ASK THE NEIGHBOR?
Robin: EW NO IM NOT GOING OVER TO MR GRABBERSONS HOUSE HES WEIRD
Robin: wait- why would he even have breast milk?
Vance: i dont know hes weird dude
Vance shrugged
Robin: WAIT! I THINK THEY CAN EAT FORMULA
Vance: What is tha-
Vance started gagging
Robin: VANCE
Vance: IM GONNA THROW UP
Vance started gaging towards robins direction
Robin: EW GET AWAY DONT U DARE
Vance started coughing
Robin: DONT YOU DARE VANCE
Vance kept gaging towards robin
Robin: VANCE FRANCIS HOPPER DONT U FUCKING DARE
(sesesesese1232 head cannon abt vances full name <3)
Vance stopped gaging
Vance: IM COVERED IN BOOBIE MILK AND YOUR TELLING ME TO NOT THROW UP
Robin: SHUT UP LETS JUST GO SHOWER
vance and robin sat up
Vance: ew ew ew!!!
Vance said ew everytime he moved
(Bros a drama queen ong)
Vance went to the bathroom so he could shower
robin went to the other bathroom so he could shower as well
What about the baby? You may be wondering
Well......
They left him on the floor 🥰
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After robin and vance finished showering
Robin came out of the bathroom wearing a badbunny t-shirt and some black shorts
Robins shirt:
(Robin and vance are #1 bad bunny fans at this point )
Vances shirt:
(Vance had the same shirt so they were matching )
Robin was tying his bandana while walking towards vance
(A new one sense the other one got dirty 💀)
Vance already finished showering, he was on the sofa beside the fetus
he had on the bad bunny shirt and some black sweatpants
he was also eating a paleta payaso
(Robin has an addiction with buying them☹️)
Robin flinched when he saw vance
Robin: why do you shower so fast?
Vance: its cause of that one time my dad broke the bathroom door bc i took to long
Robin stared at him concerned
Robin: oh...-HEY DID U STEAL MY SHIRT??
Vance: we have the same shirt dumbass
Vance said as he took a bite out of the paleta
Robin: oh right i forgot i was wearing it to..
Robin said as he looked at the shirt he was wearing
Vance: we should clean up now
Vance said as he took one last bite of the paleta
Robin groaned
Robin: fine, go get fabuloso from the cleaning closet
(This is what im talking abt by the way)
Vance nodded
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Vance walked towards the cleaning closet
He opened the closet and started looking for the fabuloso
There were alot of scrub daddys and other cleaning things
(I'm saying this bc my mom has these things 💀)
Vance: I CANT FIND IT
Robin: KEEP CHECKING
Vance: UGHHH OKAY
Vance finally found the fabuloso
For some reason the fabuloso had a "X" sticker over it
Vance had no clue why so he just brought it to robin
Vance: I FOUND ITT
Vance said as he handed the fabuloso to robin
Robin: PERFECT
Robin: i can watch one of thoses carpet cleaning tiktoks
Vance: those work?
Robin: Yeah obviously
Robin said rolling his eyes
Vance: okay what do you need to do it?
Robin: a spoon and soap but we can use fabuloso as soap!
Vance: wow that's actually smart!
Vance and robin both smiled at eachother
(Need their friendship fr)
Vance and robin were very confident that this was gonna work
They started searching up the tiktok cleaning videos
(Im talking abt the 8yr ones who say like "pour water then scoop it with a spoon 🥰🥰🥰🥰")
(Vance put the fetus to sleep btw how?? I guess we'll never know)
Vance was on the sofa reading robin the instructions
Vance: okay so first they said pour water on it
Robin: the whole carpet?
Vance: well u didn't dirty the whole carpet so just do the dirty parts i guess
Robin: okay
Robin opened a plastic water bottle and started pouring it all over the carpet
Robin: what now?
Vance: add the fabuloso and scrub it in
Robin nodded
(There so gullible 💀)
Robin used a rag to scrub it in the carpet
Vance: now scrape the soap off
Robin: bet
Robin grabbed the spoon and scraped the soap off of the carpet
Robin: now what?
Vance: do it on all the dirty parts and then we'll figure out how to dry it
Robin: okay
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5 minutes later 😍
Robin: I FINISHED YAY
Vance: WOOO
Vance and robin we're jumping up and down celebrating that they were able to do it
Vance: OKAY NOW LETS DRY IT
Robin: but how??
Vance: leaf blower
Robin: thats a stupid idea who would do that
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4 more minutes later
Robin finished drying the carpet with a leaf blower
Robin: WE DID ITT
Robin high fived vance
Vance: we should go get the baby formula
Robin: Maria is almost on her way, lets just ask her to get it on her way here
(His tias name is maria btw)
Vance: isnt she gonna beat your ass?
Robin: nah i have a way to get her to stop
Vance: what is it
Robin: "this is why your not my moms favorite" it gets to her
Vance: wrong for that
Robin: she deserves it anyway
Robin and vance laughed
They decided to sit on the couch and go on their phones
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I know what you are 😈 gc
Vance: we did it guys!! Bow to the best babysitters ever 😈
Bruce: how did you clean up the mess?
Robin: tiktok,fabuloso,water, and a leaf blower 😈
Bruce: isn't someone in your family allergic to fabuloso?
Robin: OH yeah someone is, i forgot though🤭
Robin: i think its maria who's allergic to it
Robin: OH SHIT
Vance: OH SHIT
Bruce: oh my god I'm never leaving you to alone together
Griffin: tell me when i have to bail you guys out
Vance: you'd bail us out 🥺
Griffin: no id bail robin out because Finney wouldn't be able to shut up about it
Vance: 😐
Robin: aww thanks griffin!
Griffin: no problem
Vance: ROBIN??? YOUD DITCH ME?
Robin: no ill bail you out after griffin bails me out ❤️❤️
Griffin: im not bailing you out then
Robin: WHAT
Vance: ITS OKAY ROBIN IM SURE WE CAN JUST THROW THE CARPET AWAY BEFORE YOU AUNT ARRIVES
Robin: SHES ONE MINUTE AWAY
Vance: PH SHITTT
Griffin: i say there gonna go to jail
Bruce: hmm i think there gonna get their ass beat
Billy: i agree with bruce
Finney: i agree with bruce as well
Griffin: FUCK YOU GUYS
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(Irl), 3rd pov,robins house
Vance and robin got up immediately and started panicking
Vance: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
Robin: WE HAVE TO STOP HER FROM ENTERING
Vance: WERE SO IN TROUBLE
Robin: ITS OKAY VANCE WE GOT THIS
Robin: LOCK THE DOOR
Vance: ITS ALREADY LOCKED
Robin: OKAY LETS TRY TO REMOVED THE CARPET BEFORE SHE ARRIVES
the door knob started moving
Vance and robin looked at eachother and both said "SHIT" at the same time
Vance: SHIT
Robin: SHIT
Robin: YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE GO HOLD THE DOOR CLOSE
Vance widened his eyes
Vance: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
Robin: YOUR DAD REMEBE- NVM JUST GO HOLD THE DOOR
Vance ran to the door and held his back against it
Maria(muffled): Robin abre esta puerta ahora mismo!!!
Translation: Robin open this door right now!!!
Vance: If she pushes anymore I'm gonna get flashbacks to be honest
Robin: THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES I CANT MOVE THE CARPET
Vance: Its not a jok- nvm let me help
Vance ran over to robin
Robin: THE DOOR YOU IDIOT
Vance: OH SHIT
Robin's tia and tio opened the door and walked in
Robin: NOOO
Tia: calm down robin jesus
Robin and vance stared at eachother
Robin: oh i guess shes fine
Maria started coughing
Robin: OH SHIT TIO GET THE PEN
Tio: Por que?
Maria fell on the floor
Robins tio ran towards her
Robin: WE USED FABULOSO ON ACCIDENT GET THE PEN
(His aunt and uncle knew english but not that much)
Robins tio ran towards robin and started shaking him
Tio: TE VOY A MATAR, DONDE ESTA???
Robin: In the cabinet jesus
Robin pushed his tio away
Vance: what pen?
Robin: the epi pen
Vance started laughing
Robin: VANCE THIS ISNT FUNNY
Vance: IM SORRY BUT EL BEEPER IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD
(Told you)
Robin: THATS NOT FUNNY- THATS NOT FUN- BAHAHAHAHA
Robin started laughing
Vance: I TOLD YOU BAHHAHAAA
Vance and robin were dying of laughter while his aunt was literally dying 💀
Vance started playing the song on his phone and started dancing with robin as they laughed
Robins tio was still trying to figure out how to use the epi pen
(Nah cus imagine this: vance and robin dancing and laughing to el beeper while his aunt dies in the background 💀)
Vance was still playing the music and started recording him and robin dying of laughter while dancing
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I know what you are 😈 gc
Vance sent a video
Finney: is that robin's aunt in the background-?
Griffin: saving the video for court 💀
Bruce: Oh my god VANCE FRANIS HOPPER
Vance: my bad i forgot to crop her out of the video 🙏
Griffin took a screenshot
Griffin: they better call me as a witness
-10 minutes later-
Vance: Guys don't worry shes fine now shes on here way to the hospital chill 🙄
Robin: vance they just texted me saying we have to watch the baby for 5 more days
Vance: WHAT
Robin: ikr shits crazy
Bruce: KARMA LMFAOO
Vance: NO THIS ISNT FUNNY FR
Robin: DONT WORRY IM SURE IT WONT BE THAT BAD DAMN
Vance: I GOTTA ASK MY DAD DUDE
Robin: OKAY??
Vance: IDK IF HELL LET ME STAY
Robin: HE BETTER
- Five minutes later -
Vance:
Robin: why is his contact dad
Vance: tf I'm supposed to call him? Sperm donor???
Griffin: 💀💀
Robin: atleast we are #1 baby sisters 🥰🥰!!
Finney: nope me and bruce are coming over rn
Vance: BRUCEYYY 🥰🥰🥰
Robin: BUT FINNEY ☹️☹️
(pussy_mad idea <3)
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Yay!! This one sucked im sorry i ran out of ideas 💀💀 i need to stop making storys with part 2s
Also i cant wait to post the story im making 🤭
Anyway LOS AMOS TODOS BESITOSSS ❤️❤️
Words: 1811 words <3