Childe created group chat [New Group Chat]
Childe added Aether, Ayaka, Itto, Kokomi, Lumine and Others to the group chat [New Group Chat]
Childe changed the group chat name to [Inazuman Comrades]
Kazuha: I am having a lot of mixed feelings abt the fact that i was just added into a groupchat by my kidnapper
Yoimiya: I just know that there is a very interesting story behind that and I wanna know it
Aether: Basically childe went and kidnapped Kazuha to provoke beidou and ningguang and have a duel with beidou
Kokomi: Ohmygod
Kujo Sara: What an absolute madman what happened next
Aether: it ended in a draw and both of them pretty beat up
Aether: they wanted to continue but luckily zhongli and ningguang stopped them and agreed to just release kazuha and lumine and Xiao and now beidou and childe are regular fighting buddies cause apparently their near death fight was very 'fun"
Kokomi: Fun-
Kujo Sara: I am not even gonna comment
Gorou: Wait what's the deal with lumine and Xiao
Childe: Aether how could u forget to mention the fact that the reason the whole thing happened was because i was being a good frnd and trying to get ur sister and boyfriend back from ningguang's evil clutches after she kidnapped them
Aether: XIAO IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Lumine: Yet*
Aether: I should have left u with ningguang
Lumine: Xiao respects me too much to let that happen
Aether:
Aether: Fuck
Gorou: The Liyuens sound wild
Kazuha: My moms are from liyue watch ur mouth
Gorou: weren't u literally complaining like yesterday that two powerful liyuen lesbians have suddenly adopted u and arent letting u go and how u wished u hadn't chosen this place
Kazuha: that was before I got kidnapped and got rescued by them and realised the importance of family
Lumine: Love the character arc where Kazuha went from "These foreign lesbians wont leave me alone" to "Talk shit about my moms and I will kill you"
Lumine: Also
Lumine: I am disappointed in u childe
Childe: ?????????
Lumine: I thought I taught u better when it came to naming group chats
Childe: But Comrade :(
Kokomi: personally I like it
Thoma: Me too!!
Lumine: Yall can't be serious
Lumine: I am changing the name
Childe: Lumine truth or dare
Lumine: Dare
Aether: I-I do not want to be a part of this
Childe: coward
Childe: N e way
Childe: Lumine what's yo type
Lumine: Short, cute, has hair like starlight, high ponytail, very sweet and gentle, may or may not have an older brother who is in love with their housekeeper who also happens to be her best friend
Kazuha: that is oddly specific
Aether: But she dint even chose truth???
Childe: Okay
Childe: @Ayaka u seein this?
Lumine: WAIF WHAT AYAKA IS HERW??? WHAT THE FUCJDKSKKS
Ayaka: Is there a reason I shouldn't be?
Lumine: NO GYXK STHAT NOT WHAT I MEANT I AM GLAD TO HAVE U HERE AND SO GLAD U EXIST OKAT NOW IMMA GO MY OHONE IS DEING BYE
Thoma: If u expect Ayaka to understnd what u just sent then tough luck buddy
Thoma: One look at it and I nearly had a stroke
Ayaka: No I perfectly understand it
Yoimiya: Soulmate things methinks
Lumine: Yoimiya stfu
Ayaka: I also saw ur earlier text abt the type of person u like and it seems very specific indeed
Aether: just heard a crash from outside my window do I wanna know
Aether: yall my sister just yeeted her phone outta the window in gay panic what the fuck
Yoimiya: Mood
Ayaka: Sorry was it something I said?
Childe: I think it was ur presence as a whole
Aether: Childe if u don't SHUT THE FUCK UP
Aether: That was Lumine btw
Aether: She has something else to say as well
Aether: Ayaka I just want you to know that it was not ur fault at all and my hands just got kinda slippery because I was eating Xiangling's new slime dish and so my phone slipped and fell off the balcony so yeah -Lumine
Ayaka: Oh
Ayaka: That is sad, Lumine I hope u get it fixed as soon as possible
Aether: i will thanks -Lumine
Ayaka: :)
Aether: Oh well there goes my sister having another one of her gay panic attacks
Kujo Sara: I am sorry but are we just gonna ignore the fact that there's someone out there cooking food with slime and that Lumine eats that??
Ayaka: Ah Lumine told me about her she's a pretty famous chef in Liyue apparently and her slime dishes are not that bad as long as it's desserts
Kujo Sara: I think I am traumatized
Itto: I mean I would try a slime dish
Itto: Sounds kinda yummy
Yoimiya: Me too
Aether: Y'all can drop by the cooking club anytime to try Xiangling's dishes
Aether: I am sure she would love to have more test subjects
Yoimiya: Test subjects?
Aether: Taste testers*
Kazuha: .......how suspicious
Aether: You just have too many trust issues after your friend died and u got kidnapped by a foreigner so now the only ppl u openly trust are ur moms
Kazuha: Hm makes sense ig
Kazuha's Friend: I am not dead tho???
Kazuha's Friend: And I do have a name tf
Kazuha: You know sometimes I can still hear his voice
Kazuha's Friend: KAZU PLEASE
Kazuha: Ah I hope he is resting in peace
Kazuha's Friend: CAN U AT LEAST CHANGE MY NAME BACK TO ORIGINAL
Aether: Y'all hear smth?
Ei: What.....is this
Paimon: Paimon forgot that Inazuma has its own boomer like how Liyue has Zhongli
Yae Miko: Don't go around calling my girlfriend a boomer tf
Yae Miko: I mean she definitely is one but still
Yae Miko: No one is allowed to tease her except me
Paimon: Eh?
Paimon: Paimon is confused but okay
Aether: Lmao Lumine is so desperate she literally fished out her laptop to text
Lumine: One more word out of ur mouth and I won't be the only one with a broken phone
Aether: U are so mean to me TT
Lumine: The urge to say the word but Paimon will probably hunt me down
Yoimiya: OwO
Yoimiya: Which word
Aether: Do u know Venti from the music club?
Yoimiya: The senior who apparently has god tier music skills but always plays off key just to piss the teachers off?
Lumine: Yea him
Aether: 'The word' in question is his signature line
Yoimiya: +O+
Yoimiya: And what exactly is it
Lumine: Well I just bought Paimon a bunch of food to get her off my back for saying that word so don't expect me to say it again
Aether: ^^^^ the very reason I won't say it either
Yoimiya: =.=
Yoimiya: @Ei do u happen to know a Venti
Ei: Oh god him
Yoimiya: So u do know him :D
Ei: What about him?
Yoimiya: So what's his signature line?
Aether: Ei don't do it
Ei: Ehe?
Yoimiya: Ehe? That's his signature line?
Ei: I think so
Paimon:
Lumine: Oh no
Paimon: EHE?
Paimon: EHE??????????
Yoimiya: Wait what what's happening
Paimon: PAIMON IS OUT FOR UR BLOOD
Yae Miko: You dare touch my girlfriend, little one?
Paimon: N-no
Aether: Omg lumine are u seeing this
Lumine: I am lmaoo paimon got obliterated by Yae miko in just one text
Paimon: Yoimiya
Yoimiya:
Aether: YOIMIYA DONT JUST STAND THERE RUN
Yoimiya: Huh??
Yoimiya: Wait a minute is tat Paimon I see
Yoimiya: What the fuck why is she so fast
Yoimiya: Time to run ig
Yoimiya: GUYS HELP SHES NEARFNG
Yoimiya: NO HOW IS SHE SO AAAAAASSSASSSSDFRDEDFFFGGHJNN
Lumine: Smh she really brought it upon herself
Aether: Rip yoimiya we will remember u
Ayaka: Sorry did I miss something
Lumine: Not at all Ayaka how was your day? Did it go well? Did someone upset you? Do you want me to beat someone up?
Ayaka: My day went wonderfully Lumine and no there is no need to beat anyone but thank you for the offer ^_^
Lumine: Sgd7tttctfygkohsididjjd
Childe: Who's the simp now
Lumine: SHUT
Ayato: Hey Lumine just wondering wanna have some tea with me I swear I won't poison u :)
Lumine: Sure :)
Lumine: After all I am sure we are gonna be quite close in the future :)
Ayato: Cool :)
Lumine: :)
Itto: I may be dumb but i also kinda think I am missing something in this interaction
Aether: Don't worry abt it it's just ayato subtly threatening lumine while lumine subtly respons back with 'try me, bitch'
Lumine: Hey now Aether it's nothing like that
Lumine: Ayato and I are besties, right @Ayato
Ayato: Of course I have definitely never thought of poisoning u or keeping u as far away from my sister as possible I swear
Lumine: Don't worry Ayato I trust u :)
Ayato: :)
Itto: Okay wow these two genuinely terrify the fuck outta me
Gorou: u are not the only one
Childe: WAIT COMRADE @Lumine I THOUGHT I WAS UR BESTIE
Lumine: U are my liyue bestie ayato is my Inazuma bestie
Childe: Oh okay
Childe: WAIT BUT I AM NOT EVEN FROM LIYUE
Lumine: I don't care :)
Childe: .....
Childe: Okay but who's ur Mondstadt bestie
Lumine: Amber
Childe: Okay but who's gonna be ur Snezhanayan bestie?
Lumine: scaramouche
Aether: WHAT
Childe: Comrade with all due respect, why the fuck
Lumine: Cause he's tiny and fun to annoy
Scaramouche: WHAT THE FUCK GROSS I WILL NOT BE UR BESTIE FUCK OFF
Scaramouche: HOW DARE U CALL ME SHORT BITCH I AM COMING FOR UR NECK
Lumine: Wait what are u doing here
Lumine: Ah I forgot that u are related to Ei
Lumine: N e way
Lumine: YOU CANT EVEN REACH MY NECK LMAO WHAT ARE U GONNA DO? GET A STOOL TO STRANGLE ME
Scaramouche: JUSY U WATCH I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE
Lumine: Awww by crying to ur mommies abt how a kid younger than u but also taller than bullied wittle scawamouche?
Itto: I just know that I cannot have the type of courage that Lumine has cause I would never dream of riling up someone like Scaramouche
Ei: He's actually a lot nicer once u get to know him
Scaramouche: NO I AM NOT FUCK OFF
Yae Miko: Kunikuzushi be respectful to ur mother
Gorou: MOTHER?
Kazuha: MOTHER
Yoimiya: MOTHER?
Thoma: MOTHER?
Itto: MOTHER?
Kokomi: MOTHER?
Kuki Shinobu: MOTHER?
Scaramouche: NO SHE IS NOT FUCK OFF
Lumine: Wait lmao even Shinobu came out of her hiding was it really that big of a surprise
Kokomi: B-but how??
Lumine: Well in theory at least
Scaramouche: NO FUCK U
Kazuha: But what exactly is the relationship between Scaramouche and Ei I won't sleep peacefully until I know
Yae Miko: Let me give u a hint, Kunikuzushi is a lot older than he looks and not a human
Yoimiya: I am sorry NOT a human?
Aether: Yoimiya why are u surprised abt that we literally have so many non humans on the campus
Aether: Lumi and I are literally from another world
Yoimiya: B-but
Lumine: You broke her Miko
Yae Miko: Oops
Yae Miko: Oh well Kunikuzushi has been typing for so long I wonder why
Scaramouche: VIXEN I AM COMING FOR U
Scaramouche: KNOW UR FUCKING PLACE
Yae Miko: U are so rude to me even
Yae Miko: Is it because I fuck ur mother every night
Kokomi: OHMYGOD
Yoimiya: I did NOT need to see that
Lumine: LMAO U GO YAE DESTROY HIM
Aether: Isn't he ur inazuman bestie aren't u supposed to be on his side
Lumine: Aether that's not how besties work
Lumine: sometimes it's just fun watching them suffer
Gorou: Lumine genuinely terrifies me sometimes
Itto: SOMETIMES? SHE IS LITERALLY ON THE TOP OF MY LIST OF PPL TO NOT PISS OFF
Kazuha: For those wondering why Scaramouche hasn't replied yet
Kazuha: [attachment.jpg]
Ei: ah that's the fourth phone he has smashed out of anger this month
Ei: You should really stop riling him up so much Miko we might be rich but it's still a waste of money to buy him a new phone every time
Yae Miko: I* am rich
Yae Miko: Don't worry Ei my money won't be getting over anytime soon so I can pay for a new phone without worries
Ei: ......
Aether: Lmao another broke boomer with a glucose guardian
Yae Miko: please just say sugar mommy the phrase u used makes me so uncomfortable
Lumine: and that's coming from Yae miko of all ppl
Childe: Oh no Lumine I am so sorry Lumine I am busy this Saturday so I won't be able to join u to watch the movie
Lumine: what
Lumine: what movie
Childe: U know
Childe: THE Movie
Lumine: Childe what
Childe: Oh but I can't let these two tickets go to waste
Childe: Would someone like to accompany my Comrade to watch this amazing movie maybe @Ayaka since u have been working so hard in the club rooms u deserve it
Lumine: HUH?????
Childe: Lumine istg don't ruin it just shut up until it's done
Childe: @Aether I will pay for your lunch if u confiscate her laptop
Aether: On it
Ayato: That's a nice offer Childe but my sister is perfectly alright and doesn't prefer taking breaks by going out
Childe: Stfu Ayato I wasn't talking to u
Ayato: Well since it's MY sister in question I think I get to have a say
Childe: @Ayaka what do you say
Yoimiya: Lmao not childe just casually ignoring Ayato
Ayaka: I am here did someone ask for me?
Ayaka: Oh
Ayato: Tell them that u don't need it Ayaka ur brother will get u better tickets for ur favourite play instead
Childe: AS IT HAPPENS I ALSO HAVE EXTRA TICKETS TO UR FAVOURITE PLAY THUS SATURDAY AYAKA WHAT DO U SAY I AM SURE LUMINE WOULD APPRECIATE SOME COMPANY
Ayaka: My favourite play is on Sunday
Ayato: See what I mean, Ayaka? That's why don't go with others
Childe: did I say Saturday excuse me i meant Sunday u see I saw this poster and got a bit confused
Yoimiya: Why do u have the tickets to Ayaka's favourite play?
Childe: Can someone please shut Yoimiya up I am trying to score my Comrade a date here
Kujo Sara: Shinobu is on it
Ayato: See Ayaka? So suspicious, that's why don't go with them, Your brother can get u whatever u want
Ayaka: Um
Childe: my God there was a reason why I hated Ayato the moment I saw him
Childe: Don't think too much abt it Ayaka, lumine recommended this play to see and i just wanted to check it out with her but then my parents are out this weekend so I gotta babysit my siblings but I don't wanna let the tickets go to waste or make my Comrade go alone so please just accept the offer
Ayaka: Oh but don't you want to go on the date with Lumine since you got the tickets for her
Childe:
Childe: MY FUCKING GOD
Childe: AYAKA I AM GAY
Ayaka: Oh
Ayaka: I always thought
Ayaka: You know because you and Lumine seemed like good friends
Ayato: Wow okay even I am speechless at your train of thinking Ayaka
Thoma: My lady don't tell me you
Thoma: God
Childe: PLEASE DONT TELL ME U THOUGHT EITHER OF US WAS STRAIGHT I WILL CRY
Ayaka: Um
Ayaka: Wait so Lumine isn't straight
Ayato: I see
Ayato: So from the start my interference wasn't needed at all
Kokomi: I am literally crying
Ei: Is this what is called 'dense af' as Miko says about the past me?
Yae Miko: Yes Ei it is
Ei: Oh
Ei: Poor Lumine
Childe: Ayaka did u not
Childe: Did u not see the text abt the type of person Lumine likes
Ayaka: I did that's why I was a bit confused since u are neither short not have hair like starlight
Childe: Ayaka have u ever seen a mirror
Ayaka: ???
Ayaka: I have but why do u ask
Itto: Yk ppl call me dumb but even I can see what's up
Ayato: My little sister is dumber than Itto I will never get over this
Ayaka: Can someone please tell me what's going on
Aether: Yeah ig I gotta keep running from Lumine for another hour now
Childe: Ayaka just accept the tickets and go on a date with Lumine that will be a big favor to all of us please just do it
Kazuha: Man's literally so desperate and it's not even himself he's trying to score a date for
Ayato: On second thoughts
Ayato: Maybe u shld just agree Ayaka
Ayato: Now even I feel a bit sympathetic for Lumine
Thoma: wow even my lord who was most opposed to this relationship
Thoma: Do it my lady
Gorou: please just agree
Kokomi: please ayaka
Yae Miko: It would save us so much trouble because we all know u want to go on a date with lumine too
Ayaka: Wait no I
Ayaka: Um actually I do
Ayaka: so I think I will?
Kuki Shinobu: Fucking finally
Ayaka: Thanks guys I would have never had the courage without all of u encouraging me
Ei: Just don't be dense af again
Ayaka: I will try not to be
Yae Miko: Ei please stop texting like a boomer I beg
Ayato: It's just one date it's just one date it's just one date and there's still poison
Ayato: Oops that was supposed to be a private msg to Thoma
Ayato: Please ignore
Thoma: My lord what the fuck
Kujo Sara: I wish u luck on ur date Ayaka
Gorou: We all do
Ayaka: thank you guys :)
Aether: Ooookay
Aether: Now that I an sure that lumine will be catching up to me in exactly five minutes
Aether: I will go ahead and do everyone a favor and clear the chat
Ayaka: Thanks Aether
Aether: It's the least I can do as ur future brother in law
Ayaka: HUH???
Ayato: I take back my words where did I put my sword
Thoma: MY LORD PLEASE
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