U.A. Staff & others
BIRBY: Where's my other birdy buddy?
Dadzawa: Currently having a therapy session
Vlampire: Of course you would know
BIRBY: E w
DadMic: There's nothing wrong with therapy
BIRBY: Okay yes but no
BobTheBuilder: Of course the menace picked
BobTheBuilder: another mentally ill person just
BobTheBuilder: like them and Midoriya
BroccoliBrother: I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Dadzawa: Deal with it
MomNight: You're mentally ill too-
Dadzawa: Shut.
MomNight: I-
Dadzawa: .
MomNight: ...
MomNight: I hope they make you go to therapy too
MomNight: Just for that
DadMic: Sho just activated his quirk
DadMic: towards his phone
AllMight: There is nothing wrong with
AllMight: going to therapy ErasureHead
Dadzawa: You have negative room to talk
AllMight: I am striving towards bettering myself
Vlampire: ....
SharpShooter: I'm not touching that
GoodFood: Leave it for (Y/n)
SharpShooter: Terrible idea
SharpShooter: But that's what I'll do
...
Therapist: I hope everyone is having a good day
DadMic: I take it the therapy session is over?
Therapist: Yes, it is
DadMic: How is my kiddo?
Dadzawa: .
DadMic: Our* kiddo
DadMic: They haven't said anything yet
Therapist: ...
Vlampire: See,
Vlampire: That makes me feel like
Vlampire: I need to pray again
BobTheBuilder: Oh no
Therapist: I'm going to pretend I didn't
Therapist: see that question
DadMic: Well now I'm worried
MomNight: ^^^
Therapist: Pup is certainly not happy
MomNight: Then we should do our best to
MomNight: cheer them up
Therapist: I doubt that is what will happen
DadMic: Won't know until we try
MomNight: Exactly
Therapist: Don't say I didn't warn you
Therapist: @Aizu
Aizu: W h a t
Aizu: N o w
GoodFood: I can already see this going south
GoodFood: Fast.
DadMic: Backread kiddo
...
Aizu: I'm alive
Aizu: I regret it
Aizu: I crave violence
Aizu: And the souls of the innocent
DadMic: I'm sure it'll get better kiddo!
Dadzawa: No death.
MomNight: ^Both x2
BroccoliBrother: Mood
BIRBY: Fair, but also
Aizu: Tread lightly
BIRBY: ....
Aizu: .
BIRBY: Calm down edge lord
BroccoliBrother: Calm down edge lord
Aizu: ...
BroccoliBrother: Suddenly I feel like
BroccoliBrother: I'm in danger
BIRBY: Haha I'm in danger-
Aizu: Stfu green beans & chicken wings
Aizu: I will come for both of y'all's daddy issues
Aizu: Pipe down
BroccoliBrother: O h -
BIRBY: W e l l t h e n-
Aizu: You knew what would happen
Aizu: And you did it anyway
Aizu: :)
BroccoliBrother: ...fair
BIRBY: You have a point
Vlampire: Is the Hellion turning on us?
BobTheBuilder: How do we handle that?
SharpShooter: Is- Is there a drill for this?
Aizu: ...
Vlampire: Shit-
Aizu: I wasn't going to say anything
Aizu: But like-
Aizu: Y'all really talking like I ain't right here, huh?
SharpShooter: Well damn
Vlampire: Nezu come get your hellion-
RatGod: I do believe Hound Dog warned everyone
RatGod: and according to their file, this is a perfectly
RatGod: normal occurrence after a therapy session
BobTheBuilder: Them coming for everyone's throats is
BobTheBuilder: is a normal occurrence after therapy?!
Aizu: I haven't gone for anyone's throats, yet.
Aizu: I prefer the kneecaps ... or ankles
GoodFood: Why-
Aizu: If the bitch is on the ground
Aizu: Proceed to smash the bitch straight to hell
Dadzawa: Do not do that to anyone here
DadMic: Or come for anyone's throats
Aizu: I wouldn't do that to anyone here
Aizu: Well, 99% of y'all
AllMight: I assume the 1% is me
MomNight: Who would have guessed?
BIRBY: Fun
Aizu: Your knees are not safe
Aizu: Your throat is not safe
Aizu: Yes, that 1% is you
DadMic: Wow
AllMight: After what Nezu said,
AllMight: I won't be taking that personally
AllMight: and I do wish for a well recovery
AllMight: from what seemed to be a difficult
AllMight: therapy session
BIRBY: Damn
SharpShooter: I didn't see that coming
Aizu: I-
Aizu: Wtf
Aizu: Who are you??
Aizu: Was bitchmights phone taken?
RatGod: Good to see those self-help classes and
RatGod: therapy sessions are paying off
BobTheBuilder: That's actually All Might?
Aizu: I call cap your honor-
Aizu: The star spangled sassafrass
Aizu: would not come out of left field
Aizu: with understanding of all things
BroccoliBrother: Was the session that bad?
Aizu: Yes tf it was
BIRBY: So that's why you're so sassy
MomNight: I have no idea what's going on here
DadMic: Hound Dog explain please-
Therapist: Therapy sessions discuss things
Therapist: that can make someone uncomfortable
Therapist: and that has adverse effects.
Therapist: As you can see with pup, they're emotionally
Therapist: drained and so they don't have much of a filter
Therapist: for their anger issues, and are very irritable right now
Aizu: I'm not irritable
Aizu: I just wish to liven't
BroccoliBrother: Mood
BIRBY: Mood
MomNight: No
DadMic: No
Vlampire: No
SharpShooter: No
GoodFood: No
BobTheBuilder: No
Dadzawa: If you want a nap then take a nap child
MomNight: Oh-
DadMic: That is not what I was thinking
Aizu: I have shit to do
Aizu: So you're stuck with my ass
Dadzawa: Tragedy.
DadMic: Sho-
MomNight: Bitch-
Aizu: You're lucky I love you
Aizu: Or I'd rip you a new one
Dadzawa: Yeah Yeah
Dadzawa: The same goes for you child.
Aizu: ...
Aizu: Fair
DadMic: KJSNVHJBSEF
MomNight: KJNSVJSFSG
BIRBY: How the hell are you so
BIRBY: sassy but so wholesome
BIRBY: at the same time
Aizu: Cause I'm fuckin' talented
BroccoliBrother: Oh so Dad doesn't get sassed
BroccoliBrother: but I do?
Aizu: Dad is Dad
Aizu: You think I'm sassing him?
Aizu: I wish for a noncommittal relationship
Aizu: with death, not an hours long sob session
Aizu: Because he got onto me
BroccoliBrother: I-
BroccoliBrother: You have a point
BroccoliBrother: I'd probably cry too
Aizu: You cry anyways smh
BroccoliBrother: At least I can cry cute hush
Aizu: This you?
Aizu:
BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: S h u t
Aizu: :)
BIRBY: Both of you are absolutely
BIRBY: Ridiculous
Aizu: Have a good reason for saying that, feathers,
Aizu: Or I'm teaching Izu how to make fried chicken
BroccoliBrother: Or don't so I can learn
BroccoliBrother: something new for my notebook
BIRBY: Calm down angsty birds
Aizu: Bitch-
BroccoliBrother: Excuse me-
BIRBY: Both of you do realize that
BIRBY: we're not in our private gc
BIRBY: right?
BroccoliBrother: Yes?
BroccoliBrother: Everyone here is used to this by now
Aizu: If they weren't
Aizu: Well
Aizu: They got more screws loose than we do
BIRBY: I love my birdy buddies I do
BIRBY: But how can you both be so
BIRBY: terrifying and smart, then turn around
BIRBY: and be as dumb as a rock-
BroccoliBrother: I-
Aizu: So, about the seasonings
Aizu: you're going to need-
BroccoliBrother: I'll put everything on my grocery list
BIRBY: Guys
BroccoliBrother: What
Aizu: What
Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: You two just referred to Aizawa as Dad
Vlampire: Not Dadzawa, but Dad
BroccoliBrother: Oh
Aizu: Oh
. . .
BroccoliBrother: O h -
Aizu: Oh fuck-
BroccoliBrother has deleted messages.
BroccoliBrother: Nope
BroccoliBrother: Nothing to see here
Aizu has deleted messages.
Aizu: Abso-fuckin-lutely
Aizu: nothing to see here
AllMight: That was quite endearing
Aizu: We'll make it look like an accident-
BroccoliBrother: -if you don't stop talking right now
AllMight: ...
BIRBY: Embarrassed and terrifying,
BIRBY: What a great combination
Aizu: You wanna be in the hole with him?
BIRBY has deleted a message.
BIRBY: No I absolutely do not
BroccoliBrother: I think I forgot to go help Iida
BroccoliBrother: Clean his glasses collection
BroccoliBrother: Bye
Aizu: I have homework
Aizu: Like a lot of it
Aizu: Later
DadMic: ....
DadMic: Recovery Girl
UAQueen: Yes dearie?
DadMic: Sho's unconscious
UAQueen: Bring him in
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