Seb: It is that time again. We should add the new drivers and remove the old drivers.
Max: NOOOO
Lewis: NOOO
Alex: NOO
Seb: Don't you guys think it is a good thing to add the new drivers?? It is almost time for the first race weekend.
Lewis: You know that is not the part we reacted on
Max: oowh for me, it is both parts
Charles: Seb you can't leave the chat 🥺🥺
Alex: I don't want Nicky to leave yet 👉👈
Lance: Mick is a reserve driver and should stay in the chat😠
Esteban: As a reserve driver I believe that Mick should not be removed
Mick: Aawh you guys finally agree on something
Seb: Shouldn't this be a groupchat with only the current drivers??
Lewis: Kimi and Antonio are also still part of the chat
Pierre: Not that they are very active
Seb: Everybody just wants to add the new drivers??
Nicky: I can stay 🥺🥺
Max: Except Nico, go ahead
Daniel: We talked about this Max. We are literally engaged.
Kevin: Relax Max I will keep him in line
Max: If he so much looks at Daniel, he is dead meat
Kevin: Nico knows what will happen if he provokes you
Max: hhhm
Lewis: Daniel are you adding everybody??
Daniel: Coming right up
Daniel added Nyck de Vries
Daniel added Oscar Piastri
Daniel added Logan Sergeant
Daniel added Nico Hulkenberg
Daniel added Felipe Drugovich
Felipe: I am part of the groupchat🥺🥺
Nyck: Hello everybody. I am feeling really honored to be part of this groupchat.🙏🙏
Yuki: You really spent to much time with Lewis
Lewis: That is not a bad thing
Nico: I AM BACK BITCHES 😝😝
Max: Shut up
Nico: Hey Daniel how are you??
Max: Where the fuck are you???
Kevin: Nico. Seriously your second message. 😒😒
Seb: MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN.
Max: I don't care. He is coming after MY man.
Nico: Oowh I heard you guys are now engaged
Max: I am going to find you and hit you so hard that you will not remember your own name.
Nico: You are so easy to make angry
Seb: VERSTAPPEN CALM YOUR TITTIES DOWN. I AM SO DONE WITH YOU. I WILL LEAVE THIS GROUP CHAT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP
Max: What??? No you won't leave us🥺🥺
Seb: Ooowh I will. From now on YOU just ignore Nico
Logan: What is happening??
Oscar: I am so confused
Guanyu: Yes that will take some time to get used to
Mick: Wait I know how to make it easier
Lance: What were you thinking??
Mick: In the two years time that I was part of this groupchat, I got to know some interesting thing. To make sense of it all I made a diagram. I think it will help the new ones.
Mick:
Daniel: OMG you did not 😂😂
Yuki: I needed this when I joined
Pierre: Nico got cross eyes😂😂
Mick: I mean..... He kinda stole my seat......👉👈🥺
Lewis: SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Seb: MICK 'I GAVE YOU THE BOTTLE' SCHUMACHER!!!
Mick: Before you guys are all reacting I will do some explaining.
Yuki: 🍿🍿
Max: oowh I am so ready for this
Lando: Please Mick start 🧃🧃
Mick: So the basics: Red means current relationship and yellow means ex-relationschip. All the other colors are explained on the board.
Logan: Carlando is real???😲
Oscar: Forget that. Maxiel is a thing????😱
Nyck: I am more confused about the George-Nicholas-Alex thing
Charles: Yeah so were we
Lando: They also lied to us😤
George: We just liked the privacy
Felipe: But you three were a thing and then they choose to go further just the two of them??
Pierre: If you put it like that it sounds really sad
Lance: Poor George
Fernando: I like you Felipe. You are making drama.
George: It wasn't like that and we are still friends
Alex: And besides George is now seeing someone else
Nyck: Isn't someone preventing that??
Val: How do you know that??
Nyck: I was part of the Mercedes team and I kept my eyes and ear open. BTW George, we can totally see you lipping in the garage.
George: Just fuck off. Go be in the Red Bull B team.
Oscar: I am still a bit confused. Mick is right about Valtteri and George dating??
Val: We are not dating
Logan: But what is happening with Daniel??
Max: Yeah I would also like to know
Daniel: Mick is just speculating. Yes Nico and I used to date, only for a couple of months though, and now I am happily engaged with Maxy
Felipe: And now Nico is dating Kevin???
Kevin: Unfortunately
Nico: oowh baby, don't be like that.
Guanyu: Yeah I am also a bit confused how they ended up together. What happened??
Kevin: He just basically sucked my balls and the rest is history
Seb: Please don't use that language in the groupchat
Mick: Don't forget that they also have a kid together
Oscar: You have a child?? 🥺🥺
Logan: There is a baby???🥺🥺
Nyck: Do you guys have a picture??
Kevin:
Charles: Still very cute
Felipe: What is her name??
Nico: Amelia
Lewis: Yeah yeah very cute.
Val: Why so salty?? Maybe got something to do with all the arrows pointing at Sebastian??
Max:🧃🧃🧃
Lewis: I have no idea what you are talking about
Nicky: But which one is true???
Yuki: 🍿🍿
Pierre: Are you not getting sick of all this popcorn??
Yuki: Never. So Seb tell us. How much of a slut were you??
Seb: Can we not. Having multiple sex partners is okay and healthy, if both parties are consenting.
Daniel: You are not denying that all of them were your partners👀👀
Seb: I have not dated all of them
Lewis: But you have fucked all of them???
Seb: Weren't you who said: the past is in the past, let's focus on our future.
Lewis: Yes that is because I didn't want to know it and now I know and I don't like it.
Lance: That Sebastian got more sex partners than you???
Lewis: No just that I know them too
Max: So Daniel is that arrow right???? Did Seb fuck you??
Daniel: First of all it would be me who is fucking him
Seb: In your dreams Riccardo. We never did more than kissing. 🙄🙄
Felipe: So it probably happened in his dreams
Fernando: Nice, good job kid
Lando: Who is that guy beside Kyvat??
Alex: no idea
Esteban: Who is it Mick???
Mick: A dude named Scott Speed
Daniel: He got a good name
Lewis: So Seb you fucked him to???
Seb: We were toro rosso buddies. I took his seat. Never heard of him after that.
Fernando: You fucked him and took his seat. Damn that is ruthless.
Val: Red Bull Seb was something else
Daniel: Torro rosso Seb*
Oscar: But Mark Webber??
Seb: Multi-21
Lewis: Oscar maybe not invite him to the track
George: Jealous much😂😂
Charles: But Kimi???
Seb: No. Kimi and I are just beer buddy's
Kimi: Bwoah
Pierre: And Pascal??
Seb: No comment
Carlos: I get it though
Alex: Yeah that man is gorgeous
Esteban: He was my first teammate. He became a father not so long ago.
Seb: really??? I need to send him a card then.
Lewis: Don't you dare
Seb: Schatz don't be like that. You know I had ex's and so do you.
Lewis: I know I just don't want to share you anymore
Seb: Ich liebe dich so sehr💜
Lewis: Love you to🤍
Seb: Now let's stop reacting on that thing and just move one
Felipe: Wait I still want to react on the Mick no drama.
Mick: What??? I have no drama.
Felipe: I saw you at ROC
Mick: 😳😳
Lance: What is he talking about??
Esteban: Mick what are you not telling me??
Seb: You are seeing someone??
Mick: Eehh
Felipe: He definitely is
Mick: Fuck off. You are just a reserve driver
Yuki: 🍿🍿
Pierre: *joins 👀
Seb: MICK
Mick: I am sorry for swearing
Felipe: Aren't you also a reserve driver at the moment??
Mick: Daniel get rid of him
Daniel: Nope, Felipe tell us more
Seb: Mick what is her name??
Felipe: Oowh it is not a woman
Lance: come on Mick tell us
Esteban: Aren't we friends anymore??
Mick: It is not that😓. It is just very new and we are still kinda looking how it is going
Val: Felipe is this also someone who was part of ROC??
Felipe: Yes
Val: Oowh than I know who
George: You should tell me🥺🥺🥺
Val: Or you could come over😏
Oscar: and they are not together???
Logan: How?? Literally how??
Alex: We are asking ourselves that every time
Max: No we need to stay at Micks thing. Who is it??? I need to know if he is good enough for you
Mick: Can we please let it go?
Lewis: No. As part of the now Mercedes family you need to tell me
Mick: It is Oliver
Seb: Oliver Solberg??
Carlos: Son of rally world champion Peter Solberg??
Mick: yes👉👈
Guanyu: Wait I want a picture
Felipe:
Lando: What a cutie
Max: I accept him for now
Lance: Mick you need to tell me more
Esteban: I also would like to know more
Mick: Maybe we can have an evening with the 3 of us again???
Lance: Sure
Esteban: Let's do that
Charles: baby steps✌️
Lando: Mick please keep doing this
It is race week🥳🥳🥳. I am so looking forward to the race this weekend. As an Aston Martin fan it is looking good if I need to believe testing. What are your predictions??
I have made league in the f1 play app. It is a fun prediction game if you want to join use the code NL2TXJI. I am looking forward to all of you who are joining.
I also made a league for f1 fantasy. If you want to join use the code C6CRDKDOT09. Or use the link: https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C6CRDKDOT09
This was a chapter that I kinda wrote back in October. I only never had the inspiration to finish it, but I think it turned out alright when I combined it with the new drivers joining. I also let Felipe join because he needed to make the Oliver comment and I just like him.