Cast members: SCP, 049, 035, 079, and SCD (Scientific department)
049: You're just being paranoid. Again.
035: When have I been paranoid?
049: Um, when you first met 079 you thought they were an undercover cop...?
035: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
049: And last year you were sure SCD was a mermaid!
035: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when SCP 035's theory is proven wrong*
049: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
035: I still think SCD is a mermaid.