U.A. Staff chat & others
SharpShooter: The Terror has been quiet
BIRBY: I want my chaotic birdy buddy
BobTheBuilder: I don't like that
MomNight: I hope they're okay
GoodFood: Two different people
Dadzawa: @Aizu
MomNight: Aw worried Dadzawa
Aizu: I was summoned?
DadMic: Where have you been?
BIRBY: Birdy buddy!
Aizu: Uhhhh
Aizu: Nowhere?
BobTheBuilder: I don't like that either
Vlampire: We get it
BobTheBuilder: Rude
MomNight: We were worried
Aizu: I'm okay!
BroccoliBrother: Disbelief
Aizu: Shut yer mouth
BIRBY: Oop-
DadMic: What did you do?
Aizu: Uh-
Dadzawa: Child what did you do?
Aizu: Uh, in order?
Vlampire: There's a list?
BIRBY: This'll be good
Dadzawa: Yes, in order
Aizu: Realized I had a couple hours
Aizu: to write a 12-page proposal
DadMic: You have to remember to do your homework
BIRBY: Holy shit
Aizu: Drank enough caffeine to kill God
MomNight: It's the Mini Shota again
BIRBY: Heart attack juice
Dadzawa: Not even I drink enough caffeine to 'kill God'
Aizu: Finished and sent the proposal
SharpShooter: What is that work speed?
BroccoliBrother: Anxiety does wonders
SharpShooter: I-
Aizu: Had a mental breakdown
Therapist: Are you okay, Pup?
MomNight: Please take care of yourself
Aizu: Dyed my hair because of said breakdown
DadMic: I bet it looks great!
BIRBY: HELL YEAH
Aizu: And after the caffeine and anxiety
Aizu: wore off, I crashed for- like- a day
GoodFood: Oh my
BIRBY: Caffeine crashes suck
UAQueen: Are you both okay?
BIRBY: Perfectly fine!
Aizu: :)
Aizu: I'm okay, thank you!
UAQueen: That's good to hear
Therapist: Pup, dying your hair is not a coping mechanism
BIRBY: Don't harp on my little bird
Dadzawa: They are not yours
Aizu: Leave me and my hair alone
BroccoliBrother: Mentally ill doesn't mean hair dye
Aizu: Gotta warn people somehow
BroccoliBrother: I-
BIRBY: ... Fair
SharpShooter: No, they're right
DadMic: What?
Vlampire: The Hellion needs a warning sign
Aizu: Outta pocket
Aizu: But fair
SharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: Aizawa stay calm
Dadzawa: I am calm
SharpShooter: You haven't gotten to the teacher's lounge yet
Aizu: This should be good
BroccoliBrother: Wonder what happened
Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Someone put decaf coffee in the break room
Aizu: Murder?
DadMic: NO-
Dadzawa: Yes.
BIRBY: Note to self, don't mess with Eraser's coffee
MomNight: Snipe is going to buy more at lunch
Dadzawa: And what do you suppose I do until then?
Vlampire: I'm sure you can go a morning without coffee
Dadzawa: You don't have a class of problem children
Aizu: Valid
BroccoliBrother: ...fair
BIRBY: HAH-
DadMic: Sho needs something that takes the edge off
MomNight: Or he might strangle someone
Aizu: Put Kahlua in the coffee then?
BIRBY: I agree
BobTheBuilder: Valid option
SharpShooter: W h a t
BobTheBuilder: Mei
SharpShooter: Fair
BroccoliBrother: What's Kahlua?
SharpShooter: You'll learn when you're older
BroccoliBrother: But-
BobTheBuilder: No
BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: Aizu?
Aizu: :)
Aizu: It's a type of alcohol that can go in coffee
SharpShooter: Stop corrUPTING HIM-
BIRBY: No <3
Aizu: No <3
Dadzawa: That's... not a bad idea
DadMic: Oh god
RatGod: You called?
MomNight: Back read
...
RatGod: This should be very interesting
Vlampire: You're not going to stop him from drinking on the job?
RatGod: Have you met his class?
BroccoliBrother: Have you met our class?
Vlampire: ...Understandable, have a nice day
BIRBY: I love it here
Aizu: Good luck!
MomNight: To Sho or Izu?
Aizu: Both :)
Class 1-A chat + Aizu
Kamichu: Sensei seems... off
Aizu: :)
Spiderman: Oh no
ExplosionGod: Tf did you do Blackmail?
BroccoliBrother: Technically it wasn't their fault
ExplosionGod: Piss off
ExplosionGod: I asked them
Aizu: Everyone knows how Dadzawa needs his coffee?
DanceQueen: Yes...?
Aizu: Somebody put decaf in the teacher's lounge
RuleBook: While I do not condone texting in class!
RuleBook: Did anyone die?
Aizu: No, I just gave him an alternative
Aizu: And Nezu thought it was funny
Froppy: What was the alternative?
MCR: I sense the darkness coming
Aizu: Put Kahlua in his coffee
Baker: Oh no....
RuleBook: Sato, do you know what that is?
Baker: I found it in some coffee recipes
ExplosionGod: What the hell is it cake box
Baker: A type of alcohol that can go in coffee
RuleBook: WHAT-
ExplosionGod: WHAT THE HELL BLACKMAIL
Aizu: You wanna deal with uncaffeinated Dadzawa?
Kamichu: That would be terrifying
ExplosionGod: Fuck no
RuleBook: ...no
Aizu: Then you're welcome
DanceQueen: Hail Aizu they stopped a murder
Spiderman: ^
BroccoliBrother: ^
Float: ^
Kamichu: ^
Froppy: ^
RuleBook: ...^
ExplosionGod: ^
Baker: ^
HotAndCold: ^
SnowWhite: ^
Aizu: Lmao-
Aizu: I love y'all so much
TailSpin: Why is half the class 'buffering'
Ghost: A couple of them just laid their head down
LotaLimbs: Backread
...
TailSpin: Oh
Ghost: That'll do it
Aizu: Buffering?
Aizu: Actually, where have you three been?
LotaLimbs: I usually lurk
Ghost: I'm on other social media mostly
TailSpin: I just read the chat every now and then
SuperSound: Toko
Ghost: Well, she finally loaded up
MCR: On it
TailSpin: So did he
Aizu: ?
SuperSound: Don't worry about it
SuperSound: If everyone could check their pm's
Aizu: I don't know if I like that or not
LotaLimbs: Good luck
TailSpin: You'll need it
Aizu: I-
That evening, Staff Chat & others
BroccoliBrother: AIZU HAS A CULT
BIRBY: I'm joining
SharpShooter: I knew this was coming
BobTheBuilder: The worlds are ending
Aizu: I have a what now?
DadMic: Excuse me?
Dadzawa: Child what did you do?
Aizu: Nothing-
Aizu: I breathed-
GoodFood: Midoriya please explain
BroccoliBrother: Tokoyami and Jiro made a cult for Aizu
Aizu: That's adorable
Aizu: I approve
SharpShooter: You would
Dadzawa: No one ever joins Tokoyami's cults
BroccoliBrother: ...
Dadzawa: Midoriya.
BroccoliBrother: Everyonejoinedthecult-
Aizu: W h a t -
MomNight: Snipe just choked
UAQueen: Toshinori just passed out
DadMic: ...
DadMic: And what is this cult called?
BroccoliBrother: The AAC
Aizu: Alcoholics Anonymous-
BroccoliBrother: No
BroccoliBrother: Aizu Appreciation Cult
BIRBY: I'm absolutely joining
Aizu: I
Aizu: Awww
Aizu: I love it so much
Vlampire: You would
GoodFood: ^
MomNight: My God child deserves to be appreciated
Dadzawa: Don't encourage this
MomNight: I don't see you disbanding it
Dadzawa: Just for that, I might
Aizu: Dadzawa please don't disband my cult
Dadzawa: ... You didn't even know you had a cult
Aizu: But I do now!
BroccoliBrother: Shouldn't they be appreciated?
Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: I'm taking a nap
MomNight: Well kids, you got him
GoodFood: You two are truly a frightening duo
BIRBY: An amazing duo*
GoodFood: I said what I said
RatGod: I'm proud of you mouse
Aizu: Thank you!
Vlampire: Let me get this straight-
BroccoliBrother: I'm not
Aizu: I'm not
GoodFood: What
BroccoliBrother: Bi
Aizu: Pan
Vlampire: ... Moving on
Vlampire: Nezu has a cult in the Hellion's world?
Aizu: Yes
Vlampire: And the Hellion has a cult in this world?
BroccoliBrother: Also yes
DadMic: Somehow, it fits
Aizu: I'm happy to be appreciated somewhere
Therapist: Seriously pup?
Aizu: Yes
Therapist: Aizawa
GoodFood: He's asleep
Dadzawa: I'm asleep
DadMic: How did you type that with your eyes closed?
Dadzawa: Talent
Therapist: Where is the Kahlua?
Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Third drawer left of the sink
BobTheBuilder: The menace finally broke our therapist
Aizu: Whoops?
BroccoliBrother: Does this mean no more therapy sessions?
Aizu: No
Therapist: No
BroccoliBrother: Darn
It doesn't matter what color you dyed your hair to but surprise, you dyed your hair.
I thought the idea of Nezu having a cult here and (Y/N) having a cult there was too good to pass up
Please leave ideas here!
I hope you enjoyed!