- I dare Elsa to act like an emo for the whole day.
~ • ~
Elsa: Emo, huh?
Rapunzel: Hmm.. this'll be fun!
Hiccup: How convenient, we have these clothes in the wardrobe that could make you pass as an emo.. and a goth or punk or something.. *grabs clothes* *hands clothes to Elsa*
Jack: Why are you surprised? We have everything ever made in this house.
Elsa: Er.. thanks? *stares at clothes*
Merida: How does an emo act anyway?
Jack: Basically, you feel like the world hates you, and you hate it as well..? Like, you feel that everyone is against you and no one understand you other than your hair. *laughs*
Rapunzel: How do you know that?
Jack: Three hundred years can teach you a lot, Blondie.
Merida: Aye, it thought you perfectly well how to stereotype.
Elsa: Ooh! Piece of pudding! *goes in the dressing room*
~ • ~
Rapunzel: Okay guys! I present to you--
Hiccup: *does drumrolls*
Merida: *trumpet noises*
Jack: ...
Rapunzel: Emo Elsa!
Elsa: *walks out of closet*
Merida: What's 'all time low'?
Rapunzel: Say hi to Jack, Els.
Elsa: Whatever..
Jack: :((
Rapunzel: How do you feel, Elsie bear?
Elsa: Like everyone is against me.. the world is my enemy..
Hiccup: Well, what do wanna do for the rest of the day?
Elsa: Me..? I just.. wanna wollow in my self-pity.. *sits in corner*
Elsa: --and reflect on where I'm going with my life.. *grabs a journal*
Elsa: --and write about my feelings and how much of a failure I am.
Elsa: *writes* I hate my life. *draws skulls and bones and stitched-up hearts*
Rapunzel: I don't think being emo is all about stitched hearts and skulls, Elsa.
Elsa: What's it to you? I dyed my hair black for this.. *fake cries*
Merida: Er.. no ya didn't, lass.
Hiccup: Shush, Mer!
Merida: ...
Jack: Don't worry, Elsa. You still look hot to me!
Elsa: Who the bleep are you, Jackass?
Jack: W-wha..? *frowns*
Merida: Ha! I'm kinda liking this emo Elsa.
Elsa: Sorry, boy.. I only go out with someone like me--
Jack: Ding!
Jack: *rushes to the changing room* *changes clothes*
Rapunzel: ...
Merida: This'll be good, I swear.
~ • ~
Jack: *walks out of changing room*
Hiccup: You've been in there for five minutes, but you didn't even change clothes, bud.
Rapunzel: Is that.. eyeliner?
Jack: It's guy-liner *sits beside Elsa*
Elsa: *raises eyebrow*
Jack: So.. you wanna cry and date or somethin'?
Elsa: You seriously think that just because you have eyeliner on--
Jack: It's guy-liner
Elsa: -- it makes you emo? *rolls eyes*
Jack: Yes..?
Merida: *bursts in laughs*
Rapunzel: Oh boy..
Hiccup: Jack, no.