The queen and her hoes 🫶👑
Daisy
Send me nudes<3
Blondie🐸
um
wrong chat?
Mattheo🤍
Try again darling and I might
Theo🫦
hahaha daisy ily but no
Daisy
ahhh
Nudes*
Noodes*
NOTES*
Ffs
Stupid muggle thing
Blondie🐸
Oh look who's decided to blame muggles
Daisy
shut it Malfoy
I did no such thing
Theo🫦
I thought you said your father invented phones Draco?
Daisy
HAHAHAHHA WTF
you said that?
Blondie🐸
I might have said that yes...
Daisy
Please Lucius can't even make pasta
Why would he invent a phone?
Mattheo🤍
Everyone knows it was invented
by Barack Obama
Daisy
no.
Idk who it was invented by
But it was not Barack Obama
Blondie🐸
Who cares?
I really need your help
Daisy
yes bestie?
Blondie🐸
bestie?
Daisy
yeah?
Blondie🐸
U haven't said that in years
Daisy
Well you are my bestie
Now tell me
Blondie🐸
pansy says she's pregnant
Theo🫦
WHAT?
No way
Mattheo🤍
She's not
It's a bloody lie
Daisy
Why would it matter if she's pregnant
Blondie🐸
Because it could be my child?
Theo🫦
You slept with the smug head?
Daisy
will u stop using that word?
It's mine
Mattheo🤍
oh darling
We can't help it's such a fun word to use
Daisy
Draco did you sleep with her?
Blondie🐸
mhm.
Mattheo🤍
It's not true guys
I can feel it
She's lying to get ur money or something
It's not your child it can't be
Blondie🐸
Idk guys?
What the fuck am I supposed to do
I don't want a bloody child?!?
Theo🫦
idk... fuck we have to make sure it's yours
Mattheo🤍
And how are we doing that?
Daisy
Truth serum?
Mattheo🤍
And that's so easy to find
Daisy
Have it in my room
Blondie🐸
You have it?
Why?
Daisy
Used it on you guys when we went back to being friends again
What was I supposed to do?
Trust 3 dickheads just like that?
Mattheo🤍
You used it on me?!?
I told you I loved you and you used truth serum
Daisy
It's called trust issues love
And I used it before u said that
God I'm not awful
Blondie🐸
Okay but how are we doing this?
Theo🫦
A party
Have some in the drinks
Give her one
And then ask if you're the father
Daisy
aw that's so smart
Theo🫦
I KNOW 🙃❤️
Mattheo🤍
Isn't this like illegal?
Daisy
Since when do u care?
If I told u I was pregnant
Wouldn't you want to make sure you're the father?
Mattheo🤍
wait excuse me?
IF?!?!
Of course I'm the father?!?!
Blondie🐸
Ooo
Daisy
I mean
Of course :)
Mattheo🤍
wait I'm so confused
Ur not pregnant are you?
Daisy
euw no thx
you think I'm giving my beauty
away to someone else?
Blondie🐸
Thx dais...
Daisy
Ur not going to be a father
Trust me
Theo🫦
so do we have a plan for tomorrow?
Blondie🐸
Yeah let's do it
And hope for the best
Mattheo🤍
deal.
Daisy
Let's find the baby daddy for smuggy baby
Blondie🐸
you're so weird
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no baby dais in years don't u worry babes
Definition of milf and mommy tho
Todays amazing quote; expect disappointment and you won't be disappointed
Me every day 💅🏼