(Is it knifes or knives?)
'He makes a point of relaxing behind the school every day before class, with a drink and an English newspaper he got from Hawaii' Sugino turns to Nagisa 'Just as reported. Thanks, Nagisa!'
Koro-sensei was chilling on a chair while reading a newspaper he got from Hawaii.
Nagisa nods at him 'Yep. Good luck, Sugino.'
'You got it. That ten billion yen is mine!' Sugino says holding a baseball ball full of BBs. He throws it towards
Koro-sensei.
'Good morning!' Their teacher says appearing behind them. 'Remember, speak up when you greet someone!'
'G-Good morning, Koro-sensei'
'Embedding those anti-me BBs into a baseball? A fine idea! It won't make the kind of noise an airgun would. However, I had all this time to kill waiting for the ball to arrive and my cells would fall apart if I touched those BBs directly' Koro-sensei states 'So that's why I popped over to the equipment room to grab a glove.' He says showing the glove that had the baseball ball in it.
Sugino gasps and Nagisa sweat drops.
'I do hope you can kill me-- before graduation, that is' Koro-sensei says walking away. 'Now then, time for homeroom'
'Yes, sir..' Sugino looks down sadly 'Damnit. Guess my ball won't do the trick after all'
'Sugino...'
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(why does Nagisa talk so fucking much in his head like it's 90% of the episode like this.)
'Yeah it kinda looks like him' M/n looks at his drawing. He was very bored so he decided to draw his teacher but M/n isn't very artistic. So the drawing was bad really bad.
M/n taps Rio's shoulder and points at his drawing. 'Beautiful isn't it' he whispers.
Rio covers her mouth trying not to laugh and M/n could only roll his eyes.
'Maybe just maybe Karma was right about me not being good at drawing' M/n puts the drawing away before his teacher can see it.
'Hey-- Nagisa' Kayano whispers VERY loudly. M/n turns to the duo. Totally not eavesdropping the conversation. 'Suginos attempt to kill Koro-sensei failed hasn't it?'
'Uh-huh' Nagisa nods 'He's been down in the dumps ever since'
'It's nothing to get bummed out about. I mean, none of us have succeeded yet'
Koro-sensei suddenly flashes by and grabs Sugaya's notebook. 'Sagaya'
'Never realized but his name has gay in it- lol'
'So close! But my features are a bit finer than that' He says showing the drawing Sugaya made. M/n eyes widen looking at Rio.
'Why don't you show yours' she whispers.
'Shut up'
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The bell rings.
'Well class I have some business to take care of today, so if you'll excuse me'
'Business..?'
'Yes. I'm catching a game in New York' He says.
'There he goes..' Yoshida says looking at the spot where Koro-sensei was.
'What's his deal?'
'M/n I have s-'
'No..'
'it'd be nice if he brought back some souvenirs for us, at least' Kurahashi says grabbing her bento.
'Who wants souvenirs from their assassination target?' Kataoka asks her friend.
'I would...' M/n mumbles.
'Something to eat, maybe. That way it wouldn't stick around' Kurahashi says.
'Want some popcorn?' Rio asks.
'Why do you have popcorn?' M/n sighs holding his hand out.
'It's yummy' she says giving him one popcorn.
'One? Really..'
'What could he bring back from New York?' Isogai asks.
'Booze?' Maehara says.
'We can't drink..'
'Snacks would be best after all' Kurahashi smiles.
'Or a blonde beauty....whoo!' Okajima grins widely making M/n rolls his eyes.
'Take Rio..'
'Ew, what?!' Rio gags.
--Blonde, Blonde, blonde!'
--Oh, Mr. Karasuma' Isogai says when Karasuma walks into the classroom.
Everyone looks at him. 'How's it going? Any clues on how to kill him?'
'Clues?-' Nagisa looks up at him.
Everyone looks down. Except for M/n because who would look away from such beauty?
'Well, I mean, we are the E class'
'It's impossible, Mr. Karasuma' Isogai frowns'
'He's way too fast!' Mimura exclaims.
'Indeed, no army is capable of that feat but only you have the opportunity. For whatever reason, he insists on being your teacher.' Karasuma sighs 'Left to his own devices, come next march, he'll blow earth up. He's too dangerous to be left alive. This classroom is the only way to get him killed'
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'Imagine sucking at drawing' Rio crosses her arms.
'Imagine being single. You must be miserable.' M/n chuckles smugly.
'At least I'm not dating a walking tomato' Rio says taking a bit of her sandwich
'He's the best walking tomato'
'Yeah right-'
'Wanna come to an arcade with me? Karma said he's busy and I have no idea with what..' M/n says.
'Yeah sure'
'Get ready to lose because I'm the best gamer'
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'There he is..' M/n whispers looking at Koro-sensei who's making some kind of Flavored ice thingy.
'He said he'd be snacking on shaved North Pole ice today' Isogai says 'Now! We split the ten billion'
Everyone nods. ( Isogai, Maehara, and another 3 girls + M/n)
'Koro-sensei!' Everyone shouts with smiles on their faces 'Can we have some too?'
Koro-sensei begins to cry 'They've opened their hearts to me and with smiling faces!'
They grab their Knives Jumping on Koro-sensei who dashes away.
'Huh?'
'Yeah, I thought so..' M/n sighs.
'But you know...your smiles were a liiittle forced. That wasn't enough for me to let down my guard. Set aside these dangerous anti-me knifes' Koro-sensei says dropping the knifes that were wrapped around a cloth.
M/n looks down at his hand only to see a flower. 'Oh..'
'Stop and smell the flowers, and learn with a good smile on your face'
'Hey, Koro-sensei! These are the flowers we've been growing' Kataoka says angrily.
Koro-sensei shrieks. 'Is t-that so?'
'That's low. Koro sensei..' Yada says fake crying the others doing the same.
'After we took such good care of them and they'd finally bloomed..' M/n says with a frown
'Apologizes! I'll get you some new bulbs!'
Koro-sensei rushes and gets the new Bulbs. 'Here you go!'
M/n smirks.
The girls forced Koro-sensei to plant the bulbs without using his mach speed.
'Don't go planting them at mach speeds, now!'
'Understood!'
'Handle each one gently!' M/n demands.
'Got it!'
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'Come help us out M/n!' Rio shouts as the students try to stab Koro-sensei who's tied up on a tree.
'No thanks, I'll just stand over here with Nagisa..'
'A little something extra by way of apology. Where else could you find another teacher who can move like this?' Koro-sensei says while dodging the knives.
'Any luck M/n, Nagisa?' Kayano asks with a blank face.
'Nope'
'He's totally not taking us seriously' Nagisa says.
'You call this assassination?!' Karasuma sighs.
'Oh... what's he doing here?' M/n whispers to Kayano.
'He'll become a teacher here-'
'But-- hang on. Going by Koro-sensei's weak points.' Nagisa says grabbing his notebook.
'I'm afraid it's no use, students of Class E' Koro-sensei says still swinging around dodging the knifes. 'Even tied up, I'm still faster! Killing me is still a far-off dream--' The branch he was tied to broke making him fall.
'Get him! Kill him!' Class E shouts running after Koro-sensei.
'Aah! Too dangerous! Too dangerous! Too dangerous!' He says rolling around. (He can't walk since there's a rope around him)
'Those notes might come in handy.' M/n tells Nagisa
'Yeah. I'm gonna keep at it'
'Hey...wait! M-my tentacles are tangled up in the ropes!!'
Koro-sensei jumps up getting rid of the ropes. 'Damn! He got away!'
'You'll never make it all the way up here-- you lack the base capability!' Koro-sensei says as he stands on the roof. 'Ha Ha! Dummies!'
'He likes showing off doesn't he?'
'And we were so close!' Koro-sensei continues laughing. Before beginning to pant.
'I'm doubling tonight's homework.'
'So petty!' The students say before Koro-sensei takes off.
'Oh, there he goes..'
'But this is the closest we've ever gotten!' Kataoka says excited.
'Keep this up and we'll definitely get our chance to kill him!' Isogai grins and everyone begins to cheer.
'Hey, today's hangout still up?' Rio asks wrapping her arms around M/n's shoulder.
'Totally!'
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'Those are the circumstances. Given the crisis the earth is in, you must speak of them to no one. If this gets out, you will be made to undergo a memory-wiping operation'
'Eeeyikes!'
'All members of the E class including your Boyfriend have received the same explanation, they're already part of the mission'
The red haired male puts the photo of Koro-sensei down.
'Once your suspension is over, you will return to the E class. Therefore, you too will be given the assassination assignment'
'So, uh..' The boy grabs the knife 'Does this rubber really work?'
'Yes. It's harmless to humans but we guarantee it will work on him'
'Huh, I don't much care if he's not human.' He says stabbing Koro-sensei's picture. 'I've always wanted to kill a teacher'
( Shiver in my timbers )
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Season 1 Episode 2
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