- I dare Elsa to secretly throw a snowball at everyone.
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Elsa: With pleasure.
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Hiccup: Hey.. have you guys seen Elsa anywhe-- OOF! *gets hit* *falls on floor*
Elsa: *hides under coach* *throws snowball at Rapunzel*
Rapunzel: Hiccup? *gets hit* --wowzerz! *falls on floor*
Merida: *walks in* Is this some kinda slumber party--? *gets hit* *falls on floor*
Merida: What just--? *touches back*
Merida: Snow..?
Jack: *flies in*
Hiccup: Jack! Stop hitting us with your snowballs!
Merida: Well, tha' sounded wrong.
Jack: I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Rapunzel: That sounds like what someone guilty will say. *crosses arms*
Hiccup: Oh, yeah? *glares at Jack*
Jack: Yeah! It was-- *sees Elsa aiming a snowball* --Elsa..?
Elsa: *throws snowball*
~ slowmo with dramatic music playing in the background ~
Snowball: *multiplies into four*
Hiccup: Oooh... no!
Rapunzel: *stands up* *gasps*
Merida: Eer..? Why is everything in slow motion?
Jack: Noooooo! *tries running away*
~ slow motion cut here ~
Hiccup: *gets hit on the face*
Rapunzel: *gets hit on the stomach*
Merida: *dodges snowball*
Jack: *gets hit* Oof! *falls on coach*
Jack: Oh no! I'm hit! I'm dying! I didn't even get to marry Elsa and make little snow babies with her and the snowball and the kisses and sass and fun and-- guh.. *fake dies*
Elsa: ...
Hiccup: Jack, my melodramatic friend. Get up and take a shower.
Jack: *opens one eye* But, I don't sme-- *smells armpit* *pukes on the floor*
All except Jack: Eew!
Rapunzel: He puked on my hair! *runs to the bathroom*
Merida: *snorts* gross.
Hiccup: Ah! Come on man! My metal leg!
Elsa: Jack, clean this puke up, and take a dang shower!
All except Jack: *leaves Jack*
Jack: *whimpers*
Jack: How did I even puke? I don't eat..
Elsa: Ask and dare us!