The Family CHAT
Peter
Someone tell Sprinkles shes being homophobic to me
Sprinkles
I AM FUCKING NOT
I JUST TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN'T DRIVE MY MOTORCYCLE
ITS MY BABY AND I DONT NEED HER BEING BLOWN UP AGAIN
Dad
Again?
Sprinkles
I feel like we have been over that
Bad men blew it up
Bob can't build it
Why?
Sprinkles
Stole something
Peter
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
IT WAS A HATE CRIME
Sprinkles
IT WAS NOT
I JUST SAID YOU CANT DRIVE
I DONT WANT TO DIE AGAIN
Peter
IT'S BECAUSE IM A BISEXUAL THOUGH
Dr.Bruce
Die again?
Toaster
That is very concerning
Bob can build it
AGAIN
Sprinkles
I feel like I shouldn't have said that
It was in a car crashes or something
Anyways back to Peter
IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BISEXUAL
IM LITERALLY PANSEXUAL AND CAN DRIVE FINE
Peter
NOT FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD
Sprinkles
YOU DRIVE DONUTS IN A PARKING LOT AND HIT A MAN AND SUDDENLY YOUR A BAD DRIVER
(the man was wade)
Peter
YES
Snake
you hit a man?
Dad
WHY
Mom
Did you get caught
Old man
Did the man yell at you
Spork
I am very concerned
Sprinkles
The dude let me drive and I ACSIDENLY HIT HIM
but he's fine he's a friend
And he only yelled at me a little for scratching the car
Mom
That's good
Bird brain
These kids have more fun than we do
Bob can't build it
We literally have laser tag and a paint ball room
Stop complaining or ill turn off your air conditioning
Bird brain
I hate this place
Peter
I still think it was rude
Sprinkles
Whatever
Get your own car if you want to drive
Peter
Ew work
Sprinkles
Exactly
A/n
I'm getting platforms tomorrow so that's fun
I also have family stopping over so I'm gonna clean
It's like 1 am though
WHATEVER THOUGH
goodbye
-The Author