"I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy"
The queen and her hoes 🫶👑
Theo🫦
I might have had a one-night stand yesterday
Blondie🐸
HAHAHAHAHA
NO
Mattheo🤍
WHO?!?!
McGonagall?
Blondie🐸
I SEE A CAT
STOP
OK
WHO
Mattheo🤍
FILCH CAT?!?
Theo🫦
You idiots
No
It's not a cat
It's a girl
I think?
We were both, um drunk?
But it's a girl
I think
Blondie🐸
Dude is it a girl or not
Daisy where are you
I can't handle this without joking w the poor guy
We need girl tips
Mattheo🤍
She's sleeping on my chest
Now give me the details
I wanna know
Theo🫦
Ok so um
a Hufflepuff student
Blondie🐸
HQHQHQHQHHAHQHQHQH
STOP
HOLD MY DICK
WHAT?
Theo🫦
Stfu
I hate you
Mattheo🤍
Abbot?
Blondie🐸
Dude no
Theo🫦
Idk she's new
Cute girl
Ig
Mattheo🤍
Ok so we have to find this mysterious girl? Or boy
Blondie🐸
Is this your coming out thing?
No hate
I love you and support you
Theo🫦
I love you too
I don't know what I am or who I like
But I know I prefer girls
Mattheo🤍
Cool
So do we know anything about this girl
Theo🫦
She's um blonde?
hot?
No idk
I only know 🍆 details
Mattheo🤍
Did she leave after?
Theo🫦
I did...
I was freaking out
Daisy
What's going on
I'm trying to sleep
Mattheo🤍
Go back to sleep dais
It's quiet that way
Daisy
I would sleep but you're rolling
around laughing in my ear you fucker
God why is your chest so hard
Mattheo🤍
see? You want this guys? Stay SINGLE
Oh fuck what day is it today?
Theo🫦
Thursday 24th why?
Love u daisy❤️
Mattheo🤍
Dais has her period in 2 days
Blondie🐸
HAHAHAHAA you know when her period is?
let me spell it out for you
S
I
M
P
Mattheo🤍
Hi Blondie, it's dais
I know you have it in your calendar
So stop bullying my boyfriend
Or I'll spill all of your secrets ❤️
Especially the one about yk who
Theo🫦
Secrets? Tell me more dais
What kind of secrets are we talking about
Blondie🐸
Nothing
Nothing at all
Mattheo🤍
Theo come on
I'm trying to get it out of her but she's strong af
Theo🫦
I'm on my way buddy
Imagine if daisy really created a gossip account
The teaaaaaa
Daisy
I will
And I will tell them all about how you LOOOOVE
Dancing to Whitney Houston 🫶
Theo🫦
let the poor girl be alone guys
she can have her secrets
Daisy
I thought so
Mattheo🤍
I don't have any secrets
Daisy
You don't have any secrets?
How about cozy teddy?
Blondie🐸
Cozy teddy?
HAHAH you have a teddy bear?
Theo🫦
That's so cute
I didn't know you had that Mattheo
Mattheo🤍
Shut up
She's lying.
Daisy
Oh wait, Draco
I used some of your silver shampoo
That was ok, right?
Theo🫦
HAHAHHAHA
BUSTED
damn dais I'm scared
Daisy
Oh and Theo had a crush on Luna when he was 12
Theo🫦
STOP
THAT'S NOT TRUE
Daisy
Now can I go back to sleep?
Blondie🐸
yea...
God she's scary
Theo🫦
wait... how did she find out about Whitney?
How many secrets do you know dais?
Daisy
I see everything love
Now can someone give me a glass of water?
It's tough being such a queen all the time
Theo🫦
Yes ma'am
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Chapter 41?!?! The fact that you're still reading lol. Hope u still like it
Possible cover for the next book. Would you read it?🤍