Val: After I did some research I made a graphic
Alex: Is this something weird about George reactions??
Nicky: Alex and I are willing to share our experiences for your research
George: Noooooo
George: Please don't tell me that is it??
Lando: AAAAAAA. You guys did it?????
Charles: Tell ussss everything
Max: I don't know if I should be disgusted or if I want to know everything
Daniel: Definitely everything. Bottas get your ass over to my house and tell me everything.
Val: That is not what my research is about
Mick: He doesn't deny that they did it 👀
Lance: Do you guys think they first went out and returned earlier to do it??
Pierre: Or they planned the second just to fuck?
Lewis: Second is not Bottas style. He took him out to a really nice place to hold a picknick, probably cooked for him and brought gin.
Yuki: You make it sound so gooey and romantic
Lewis: I am also pretty sure Bottas fucked him right then and there
George: Why are you guys talking about this??
Kevin: I think Bottas made him go cycling with him and after George start complain about how much his ball sack started to hurt, he offers to make it feels better.
Daniel: That sounds like Valtteri
Charles: Okay but what if George took Bottas on a date??
George: Yeah why are you guys only making scenarios that Val fucks me????
Lando: George took him on to a cursus: "How to make great shirtless inst pics."
Daniel: To be fair Vals-ass-pic is one of the best pics of all the F1 drivers Instagram
Esteban: Yeah that pic is just the right amount of classy
Carlos: I think George took Valtteri around London and let him experience him a pub crawl
Nicky: George is so not romantic. Bottas definitely planned it
Alex: George's romance is him asking for a message and complaining you don't do it like his mom
Max: Talking of experience??
George: Wow thanks guys 😒😒
Kimi: If Val is smart he just took him to Finland and let that do his magic
Guanyu: With a visit to a sauna, I suppose
Seb: It also works in Switzerland and after the sauna a dip in the lake😏😏
Lewis: This wasn't with me
Val: I hope you did it the Finnish way?
Seb: That is??
Val:
Seb: Yes but you could just explain it.
Lewis: With whom did you do that???
Seb: Nobody important 😶
Lewis: Okay so tell me who
Daniel: Who took this pic?? George on your guy's second date??
Esteban: Why aren't they answering?
Max: In Dutch we say:
Max: Zwijgen is toestemmen
Charles: Which means?
Lando: silence is consent
Carlos: And since when do speak Dutch??
Lando: You would know I am half Belgium if you had spent more time with me instead of in the gym
Carlos:🙄🙄🙄. What does it mean? Because that is not English
Pierre: They still are not together???
Yuki: How long is it going to take?
Lando: Never
Nicky: time to change the subject
Alex: What does that Dutch thing mean??
Max: if you stay silent you are agreeing with what is being said
Lance: So you think Daniel is right??
Max: Big time
Charles: George??
George: So Valtteri what did you want to share??
Val:
Daniel: Max is so right😂😂
George: What did you mean with research??
Val: I needed to know some reactions
Guanyu: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 you said it for research
Lewis: I am also kinda hurt Val
Val:
Lewis: So what is Val??
George: I am also hoping it doesn't was just for research
Lando: AAAAAAh Val said he loved you??
Nicky: I always knew you were a secret lesbian. You are moving so fast.
Val: I love you guys. Not all in the same way but I all love you guys.
Daniel: Val showing affection. That is a once in a lifetime experience.
Val: Yeah, not doing it again. Love you buddy.
Daniel: I know
Max: Val put you on the right place
Alex: The Seb and Nicky one is really sad if you start thinking about it
George: Yeah but true that was his first response to me
Nicky: Let's move on
Mick: Kevin is definitely in the right place.
Kevin: Maybe. But are you the one with a partner right now??
Lance: Does that hurt Mick??
Mick: A little
Lando: Let's go out for drinks
Yuki: Can I tag along??
Lance: Space for one more??
Esteban: Can I also come??
Lando: No only single people
Daniel: Maybe Carlos can also come
I have my laptop again🎆🎆. I really hated writing on my phone. Two more weeks and it is f1 week again🎆🎆. I am just watching some old races now.
For another chapter I am working on, does someone have some weird/funny/interesting facts about the drivers on the current f1 grid?