Draco: I LOVE apples! :D
Astoria: What about me?
Draco: I'd love you more if you put on this apple suit.
Astoria: .............. ok draco..........
Scorpius: MOM WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID THING?
Astoria: Because Draco will love me more if I wear it.
Draco: Ah! Hello, Scorp! Put on this apple suit, and I'll love you more!
Scorpius: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you love me or not, especially if I have to wear that stupid apple suit!
Draco: :(
Albus: Well said, Scorpius.
Draco: FINE!!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY CHILD, SCORPIUS!
Scorpius: Whatever.
Draco: MY NEW CHILD IS THE BAG OF APPLES I BOUGHT YESTERDAY!
Scorpius: Oh, Albus and I ate all those, sorry. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: T-T