Neville: HEY HARRY!
Harry: Neville, stop yelling in text. You are hurting my Phone's technological ears.
Neville: SORRY, HARRY! IT'S JUST I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF TALK!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Quiet, Neville. Why do you have to yell?
Neville: BECAUSE MY KIDS DECIDED TO PLAY ROCK BAND IN MY ROOM!
Harry: Oh. Too bad.
Neville: THAT'S NOT NICE!
Harry: What? It is too bad.
Neville: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR KIDS STARTED PLAYING ROCK MUSIC WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE A FEW MINUTES OF PEACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Harry has died.
Neville: MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! I'VE KILLED HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!
Voldy joined the chat.
Voldy: How? How did you do it? HOW????
Neville: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Harry joined the chat.
Harry: Sorry guys, my phone died because of Neville's text yelling.
Voldy: Then it's impossible to kill Harry Potter.... :(
Harry: That's right! :D