She knows what she wants all right, your Auntie Lobelia
She'll take off with anything that she can find
She'd prefer to have the whole house, your Auntie Lobelia
But she'll make off with the silverware, if you don't mind.
She doesn't like me one bit
For giving you the house and everything in it
So keep an eye on Uncle Otho and Auntie Lobelia
She has a temper for sure, your Auntie Lobelia
Oh quite upset that I really didn't go off and die
You can't quite know her plans, your Auntie Lobelia
But just know she and Otho aren't really that sly
Oh she will throw a fit
As she knows she can't get
The house she wants for her and Otho, oh Auntie Lobelia
Don't let them get under your skin, especially Auntie Lobelia
They'll say mean things and snarl whenever they can
They're more like pests, especially Auntie Lobelia
Who'll just state she's not your biggest fan
But there is one good trick
You'll just have to be quick
To keep away from Uncle Otho and Auntie Lobelia