Chapter 103: Three Blows In a Row
The haters and paid trolls were so angry that their faces turned red. They couldn’t say a word, and were even mocked by passers-by.
[Hahaha, why aren’t those who were insisting that the people in the video are crying because it tastes bad saying anything? Do you see the packaging in Little Sister’s hands?
[Let me kindly give you unworldly paid trolls a lesson: That’s the exclusive takeaway box for South City’s Minxiang Restaurant ! It’s clean, fresh, exquisite, and beautiful. It can be used as a storage box at home!
[Speaking of which, do you know Minxiang Restaurant? It’s a 7-star restaurant. The outside looks a little old, like a brothel in the olden days, but inside, it looks like an ancient royal palace. It’s not that magnificent, but it’s elegant and refined. Even if you have enough money, you might not necessarily be able to order the top dishes on the menu!]
[This humble servant was fortunate to visit this place once. Although it was just a few small dishes, they were very tasty, and I’ve never been able to forget them! Look at the dishes these people you call ‘underlings’ put up. If I remember correctly, they’re Minxiang Restaurant’s signature dishes. They can easily cost over 10,000 all up. Supposedly, they have an earthy flavor, and are delicious; they’re a lot more fragrant than regular dishes. If my boss is willing to treat me to this once, it’s fine even if I get PUA every day!]
[But to be considerate enough to give them something to eat and say that it was for helping her, this little girl doesn’t have any airs at all. Thinking about it, she can’t be some PUA! I want to ask those sh*tty marketing accounts, especially the one which made those captions for attention. Are all their faces okay? Does it hurt from being slapped?]
Er…
Did it hurt?
It hurt! Of course it hurt!
It hurt almost as much as if they had really been slapped physically in the face.
But, would they just admit defeat like this?
It was rare to be this popular; the video and various comments each had more than 10,000 likes!
[So? Don’t you think it’s strange? The marketing account just revealed that Lu An is a PUA who abuses her staff, then Lu Boran released a full video. Would a normal person film something so trivial?
[Also, listen to what Lu An said in the video. She said no need to be so polite, and it’s fine to call her An’an or Xiao’an or whatever, and that the goal is to do the job to the best of their abilities. They don’t have to be afraid or fearful, and should just do what they need to do, unless they think they’re infallible or being rude. Don’t you think these words are very pretentious?
[Can a normal person speak so eloquently? It’s just like it was all planned!
[I think they deliberately arranged this to create a persona for Lu An. They kept it under wraps at first, then used this PUA incident as her debut in this circle. Isn’t this making use of online users?
[After all, isn’t she about to participate in some variety show? She probably urgently needs fans and hype!]
The blogger felt very smug after posting this, as if he had seen through the entire situation!
Very quickly, his Weibo account started to ride a wave of popularity again, with comments like “You’re very smart, a human pioneer” and so on!
How should he operate his ad campaign after this?
He definitely couldn’t be too direct, and had to be a little reserved. Otherwise, his fans would definitely know that he was scamming money out of them with ads.
The blogger had already started fantasizing about it, and was currently scrolling through the number of fans on his Weibo account.
However, before his number of fans multiplied, the popular actor Lu Boran personally dealt him three blows in a row!
Three in a row!
Chapter 104: Little Sister, Come Out and Explain
Lu Boran: [Given my little sister’s identity, does she need to be hyped up to step into this circle?]
Lu Boran: [Do you think a small, despicable person like you is very smart? It’s an outright insult for someone like you to lay eyes on my little sister’s face! Kindly stop forwarding photos and videos of my little sister immediately! Otherwise, I’ll see you in court!]
Lu Boran: [Finally, I, Lu Boran, am used to self-surveillance, and specially got someone to record my little sister as well. Because even if it’s just a yawn from my little sister, as her brother, I don’t want to miss it! After all, I have the cutest little sister in the world. Unfortunately, you don’t have anything!]
The burn from the three comments left the blogger speechless and dumbfounded! He was very scared!
On the other side, the fans went crazy.
Crazy~
[Ahhhh, Big Brother is mighty, Big Brother is overbearing! Sister-con Crazy Devil! Sister-con Crazy Devil! Please make Sister-con Crazy Devil Lu Boran trend!!!!]
[So cute, the world owes me an older brother, and life owes me a Lu Boran! I want to transform into a little sister!]
[Big Brother is so arrogant. “After all, I have the cutest little sister in the world.” He’s so smug! And that line, “Unfortunately, you don’t have anything,” is so evil and infuriating! I’m so, so envious. Hehe~]
Big Brother’s fans were ecstatic. The feeling of chasing off the haters could only be described in one word: Refreshing~!
On the other side, Little Sister, who had already found out about the news online, was looking at her phone —
At the spoof video with captions.
On the side, Ah Fan and Li Chun were inexplicably nervous.
They wanted to say, “Little An’an, don’t look anymore. This thing is…”
“Hahaha~ haha~ Isn’t this too funny?
“So, after removing my voice, I look so vicious?
“Hahaha, I can’t take it anymore~
“What the heck is with that last scene of the two of you? Since it tastes bad, don’t eat it. It’s not wasted if you give it to someone else who wants it, or feed it to your pets. You two…”
Accompanied by that mournful BGM, those pitiful and aggrieved expressions were too vivid. It was too pitiful! Too pitiful!
Lu An couldn’t help but laugh!
“Hahaha! Hahaha! No, I can’t take it anymore!”
A certain young lady convulsed with laughter. Her tears were already flowing. She couldn’t control herself!
Li Chun and Ah Fan were dumbfounded. “…”
Lu An’s devilish laughter continued.
Once the video ended, her fair finger immediately replayed the scene of the two of them sitting in the shade of a tree and seemingly having a difficult time eating. For some reason, it made her laugh!
The little girl laughed almost every time she saw it. In the end, she even liked the video! Like~
The confused Li Chun and Ah Fan: “…” W- what was going on?
Lu An liked Lord Aotu?
This sudden news also left the online users dumbfounded yet inexplicably amused.
They all @’ed Lu Xiao’an: [Little Sister, come out and explain. Did your hand slip or did you do it on purpose?]
On the other side, the blogger, Lord Aotu, who had posted this video, couldn’t tamp down his nerves. The girl’s older brother had clearly posted the original video to clarify things for her, but she suddenly gave him a like. Could it be…
They were coming after him to punish him?
Look at the astonishing number of likes and comments on his video. According to the law, anything that was forwarded more than 500 times could be used in a slander lawsuit, while he…
Oh, god!
Chapter 105: Little Sister VS Big Brother’s Battle Power
He was a blogger who specialized in funny videos. Back then, when he saw everyone scolding Lu An, he decided to get in on the action, and simply created the spoof video, which only took him a matter of minutes. Who would have thought…
Lord Aotu took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and opened his most popular Weibo post. He swiped the delete button!
“Hu…”
To be safe, he even simply @’ed Lu Xiao’an and apologized, saying that he hadn’t gotten his facts straight before randomly making up things. He was sorry.
Then, he put down his phone and started cleaning up.
He was in the computer business, and knew that as long as someone wanted to, they could find his place through the IP address at any time.
Given the attitude of Lu An’s brother, Lu Boran, in particular, he might come knocking on the door. Before that, the poor and downtrodden Lord Aotu chose to flee.
Little did he know that Lu An was currently staring at her phone in a daze. “…” Why was it suddenly deleted?
Wasn’t it very interesting?
Her vicious appearance was also quite cute, and the way Sister Chun and Ah Fan ate in particular was hilarious!
She had been about to show it to Brother Xiao Chuan too!
Lu An was extremely puzzled, and the audience online were all stupefied. After a few short seconds of silence, everyone cheered.
[Hahaha, Little Sister, you’re really a big shot in the human world! With just a simple Like, you wiped out a bunch of haters. Why do I find it so funny? Why can’t I stop laughing?]
[Big Brother uploaded a Weibo post with a lawyer’s letter and a video, and even personally lashed out three times before finally managing to K.O. the haters. But Little Sister? With one Like, she instantly killed the other party! In summary, Little Sister’s combat power VS Big Brother’s combat power, K.O.! *applause*]
[What do you know? Without Big Brother to cover her, could Little Sister carry out this insta-kill? Don’t deliberately stir up trouble! Fine, actually, I like your logic. Little Sister’s combat power VS Big Brother’s combat power. Little Sister wins! Oh, yeah~]
[To be honest, I used to quite like Lord Aotu, but I was really angry when I saw the video of him slandering Little Sister! I was so angry that I almost learned to spit fire! However, after Little Sister gave him a Like, he quickly deleted the video and apologized. Suddenly, I feel he’s quite cute!]
[That’s right, that’s right, it’s the same for me! I think Little Ao’ao was scared out of his wits. He probably didn’t expect it himself, hahaha~ Because he’s a coward~ Really, a super coward!]
One after another, Big Brother’s fans couldn’t stop laughing. Suddenly, they saw Little Sister comment on Lord Aotu’s account —
Lu Xiao’an: [Why did you delete the video? Isn’t it fun? *puzzled*]
Under Lord Aotu’s apology post, the addle-headed little girl directly threw out a soul-searing question.
There was also a puzzled emoji at the end, as if she couldn’t understand and was a little anxious.
Big Brother’s fans and passers-by: “…”
Seeing the reply, Lord Aotu’s body froze. “…” If I don’t delete it, am I supposed to leave evidence for you to sue me with?
[I’m sorry, I really didn’t do it on purpose. I know this matter has caused you a lot of harm, and I sincerely apologize to you again. If you need me to compensate you, I can do that too!]
Lord Aotu tried his best to be patient as he replied. He had seen many comments scolding Lu An on his Weibo account previously, and there were already more than 100,000 of them. There were all sorts of nonsensical and unmentionable comments, and he was indeed in the wrong.
Unexpectedly, the other party replied —