*Actor/College AU*
*Live interview*
Rain: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Stella: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Ciara: Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey.
Stella: We're not talking about flavour, Ciara!
Ciara: Flavour counts!
Stella: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck!? Anyone!? You can't even use them in potions!
Lance: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself up in a comforter with duck feathers! Who's cosier!?
Stella: Okay, but-
Lance: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COSIER!?
Ciara: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!?
Stella: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, CIARA!
Ciara: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, STELLA!
Rain: What the fuck- How did we get to this point-
The Interviewer: They do realise this is live, right?
Cameraman: I don't think they do...
RNMR #504