Okay so this one is more of a Drarry shot but it also has Wolfstar and Jegulus in it! This oneshot was requested by my best friend siriuslyfkinsexy 💖
⚠️Talk of sex, someone being embarrassed⚠️
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"Oi Malfoy! Snob off!" Harry Potter yelled to his secret boyfriend.
Currently everyone was in the Great Hall for dinner. Draco Malfoy had walked over to the Griffendor table to mess with his boyfriend and his boyfriends friends.
Draco had just spilled Ron's Pumpkin Juice all over Ron's robes.
"And what if I don't?" Draco challenged as he moved closer to Harry.
"Don't come any closer Malfoy." Harry threatened as he raised his wand and pointed it twards Draco.
He would obviously never use it against Draco but this was to keep up their enemie act.
Before the act could continue Snape came over to them with a quick "Expelliarmus." Spell to Harry who's wand flew up into the air and then to Snape's hand.
"That is enough you two. Mr.Potter you will have detention with Flinch right after dinner today. Now Mr.Malfoy go back to your table at once." Snape snapped before strutting away back to the teacher's table.
"Bollocks." Harry cursed under his breath as he put his wand away (Snape had given it back before he left).
"Sorry mate." Ron said before getting up. "I'm going to go and change into some dry robes then head to the Black Lake. Don't try and follow me please." He said before leaving.
Harry raised a brow before looking twards Hermione.
"He has a date with Blaise Zabin today at the Black Lake, thats why he doesn't want us following him." Hermione stated with a smile.
"Zabin? Really? Huh, never thought he would date a Slytherin." Harry said with a smile of his own.
"Oh please Harry, I know you fancy Draco so don't even go there." Hermione quipt back.
"And you like Pansy so..." Harry trailed off, not knowing what to say after.
Hermione blushed at the statement but didn't deny anything.
By now dinner was over and Snape glared at Harry, silently telling him to get moving.
"Well I guess I have detention, see you later 'Mione." Harry said with a sigh before standing up and walking twards Flinch.
"Come on then." Flinch said as he got up and hobbled out of the Great Hall with Harry trailing behind him.
Flinch led Harry to a room he had never seen before.
It was a massive room full of file cabinets.
"Organize these and make sure they are in order. You only have to do this half tonight or you'll be out past hours." Flinch said as he pointed to a corner of the room.
"Don't take anythin' or you'll be in more trouble." Flinch stated before leaving the room to go search for other students that weren't doing what they where supposed to.
With a heavy sigh Harry moved over to the cabinet files and opened the first drawer.
As he looked through he saw that they where files of everyone's detentions and the reason why they where in detention.
When he was done with one file cabinet he had one other to go through before he was done for the day.
So far the most anyone had was twenty detentions.
Then he saw the next cabinet with four different drawers, full with one student per drawer.
James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black where the names in each drawer.
Harry froze.
"Holey f*ck." He breathed as he looked over all of their drawers. There where so many! When where they ever out of detention?
One of them caught his eye.
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Detention for - Mr.Lupin, Mr.Black, Mr.Potter, and Mr.Pettergrew
Reason- Passing inappropriate notes during Potions class.
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The slip read, then he saw the note attached to it.
Harry laughed at the note. He knew there was something going on between Remus and Sirius ever since he saw them both hug each other in the Shreaking Shack.
The note behind that one he read slightly scarred him.
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Detention for- Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
Reason- Caught shagging in a broom closet.
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Harry shook his head not wanting that thought in his head. He didn't mind them being together but he didn't want his brain to try and match an image with that thought.
He continued to look through the notes now just enjoying everything he found.
This was by far his best detention ever.
"I might have to get detention again if this is my punishment." Harry thought before he found another slip that caught his eye.
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Detention for- James Potter and Regulus Black
Reason- Caught snogging after hours in the Astronomy tower.
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To say Harry was shocked was an understatement.
His father was bi? Or pan? Really? And with Regulus Black! That's Sirius's little brother wasn't he?
"I wonder what happened to their relationship and how mum dated dad." Harry thought aloud as he continued to go through the detention slips.
By the time he was done with them all it was twelve thirty at night.
He had laughed, almost cried, and grimaced at many of the slips. Mostly laughed though.
He slipped the note that he had found earlier into his back pocket before he headed towards the Slytherin common room.
Normaly he wouldn't do this but he knew that Draco wouldn't mind and the Slytherin common room was much closer than the Griffendor common room.
When he reached the portrait of Salazar Slytherin he was asleep.
"Can I come in? I'm here to see someone." Harry asked in Parseltongue. He knew that Salazar would let him in if he spoke in Parseltongue.
"Aah, a young Parseltongue speaker. Yes, yes, come in." Salazar said still half asleep.
The portrait swing open and Harry rushed in after thinking he heard Mrs.Noris's paws on the floor.
He knew where Draco's private room was, this wasn't his first time here.
So he quickly moved over to the door and knocked on it. He didn't want to barge in because he thought that was rude.
After a few seconds he was about to knock again when Draco opened the door.
"Harry? What are you doing down here love?" Draco asked as he opened the door more so Harry could come in as well.
"I just got done with detention and this place was closer than my room." Harry explained as he took off his shoes.
"Alright, grab some robes and then come to bed. I'm tired." Draco said as he pointed to the closet that heald all of his robes.
Harry nodded as he grabbed some of Draco's robes from the drawer before quickly changing and laying next to Draco in his bed.
"What did you do for detention?" Draco asked as he pulled Harry onto his chest so they where cuddling.
"I found my father and his friends detention slips. I was supposed to sourt everyone's slips and that was it. It turns out that my father was either bisexual or pansexual because he dated Regulus Black before getting together with my mum. Oh and Sirius and Remus where together as well." Harry said with a smile as he thought of his family.
"I will have to ask Moony and Padfoot about that this holiday." Harry said as he cuddled closer to Draco.
"Sounds fun. Do you want me to be there when you ask them?" Draco said as he shut his eyes.
"That would be nice. Maybe we could come out to them after we ask." Harry said with a smile as he too shut his eyes.
"That would be nice." Draco said with a smile.
After a moment of silence Harry kissed Draco's chest before saying "Goodnight, love you."
"Love you too." Draco replied before they both fell into a peacefull slumber.
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1,318 Words! I hope this is close enough to what you wanted siriuslyfkinsexy and if it isn't then I can try and make a different one.
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