Dirk: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd
Jack: You say ' You people ' like your not part of the group. Well, I got bad news for you, Dirk, you're already on the Christmas card.
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Jack after doing something stupid: Oh look I survived, love it when I do that!
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Jack: Oh, come on what's the harm in taking a look around?
Jill: With this group? You clearly haven't been paying attention!
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Jill: What if food had people names and people had food names
Jack: Hey spaghetti it's time for dinner!
Quint: What are we having?
June: Margret.
Dirk: I swear everyone here is high
Jill: Shut up chocolate!
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Quint: Dude have you noticed how your voice has changed?
Jack: What? You mean how I sound like a man and you squeal like a piglet on helium?
Quint: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Jack: Hehe, sure when you ask me like a man
Quint: I AM A MAN!
Jack: Really? cause right now you sound like a mouse whose parachute won't open
Quint: TAKETHATBACKJVBJFBGNJFNJVNFJDFNRNJNRGIFHRUFGRNGRNGGFJNJNNNIFVJFIXJAHHHHHHH
The rest of the gang: *Covers there ears*
*Some glass is heard breaking*
Quint: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED YOU'LL BE WHISTLING OUT OF YOUR BUTT!
Jack: Agh, okay okay I take it back
Dirk: Ugh, my ears are still ringing T^T