Jill: Hey Chef
Chef: *sighs* what?
Jill: Why is dark spelled with a 'K' and not a 'C'
Chef: *not in the mood for jokes* Why?
Jill: Because you can't C in the dark! Get it?
Chef: *lightly hits Jill with pan*
Jill: AHHHHH! BARDLE! .·´¯'(>▂<)´¯'·.
Bardle: CHEF!!
Chef: *It was at this moment that he knew h e f u c k e d u p*
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Jack: K thanks Dad
Everyone: *stops what they're doing and looks over at Jack and Bardle*
Jack: Why is everyone staring at me?
Jill: You just called Bardle dad, you said "Thanks Dad"
Jack: No I didn't, I said "Thanks Man"
Bardle: Do you see me as a father figure, Sullivan?
Jack: No if anything I see you as a BOTHER figure, cause your always bothering me.
Dirk: HEY! show your father some respect!
Jack: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!
Bardle: No, No, no, Jack, I take it as a compliment
Jill: It's not a big deal, I called June mom once and she's my best friend.
Jack: Guys jump on that! Jill has mommy issues.
Jill: so do you
June: Old news, but you calling Bardle "Daddy"
Jack: Hey, Daddy, is not on the table here.
B̶a̶r̶n̶e̶y̶ Thrull: You did call him dad, dude.
Quint: You shut up, you've done nothing but lie since we met you.
Thrull: Okay, Okay, I was lying about the book, but the dad thing, that happened.
Jack: AH HA! He admitted that the book was a lie, it was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious, plan.
Bardle: I believe you
Jack: thank you
Bardle: Son, you wanna talk about it later over a, game of catch?
Jack: I'd like that.
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Dirk: I'm just cooking pizza *accidentally hits Jill with pan*
Quint: HAHAHAH
Dirk: Oh crud, are you okay!?
Jill: ow
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Jack and Jill: * Walks up to Bardle* Daddy?
Bardle: Uh, Yeah!
Йой! Нажаль, це зображення не відповідає нашим правилам. Щоб продовжити публікацію, будь ласка, видаліть його або завантажте інше.
(Yes Jill and Jack forced Bardle Or T-pose)
ВИ ЧИТАЄТЕ
The Last Kids on Earth Incorrect quotes ft. my oc
ГуморThis is heavily inspired by two things one a request form @fakinBacon13, the request was if I could make separate stories like not based off the episode like going on a quest with a character or alone with someone so INCORRECT QUOTES!
