— February 9th - 2:06 AM —
— Unnamed Group Chat —
manwhore: woww dead dhat
manwhore: *chat
theonlysaneone: it's 2 a.m., of course nobody is talking. not to mention the last message sent was from you about some Buzzfeed quiz.
manwhore: 🥺
theonlysaneone: shoo, fortnite kid.
manwhore: ok stem kid, but I'll be staeling your phone and spammmng selfies when you fall aslepe 🥳🤪😝
theonlysaneone: that's why we lock the door at night.
manwhore: awe 😢 but ur cutee when u slpee charliee
theonlysaneone: you've never seen me sleep.
manwhore: not that yuo knwo of
David Chiem: Whit, Charles, what are you doing up?
theonlysaneone: well, apparently Whit has seen me sleep before. and he's being annoying as all hell.
manwhore: wait why are you up david?? I thogt u of all poeple wuold hav a helthy slepe schedule
BowlingGirl2102: Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
BowlingGirl2102: Also reading thru chat, doesn't it seem like all the single biatches here r pairing up?? N it's always gay too
theonlysaneone: that implies that Whit and I are pairing up, which I strongly disapprove of, mind you.
manwhore: she nevre specfeid *us* charliee
manwhore: but f aifyoy wantk) to pair up I woud,n't mindd 😉
BowlingGirl2102: Sadly Godzilla was a lonely bitch so nobody attended his funeral and he died alone
theonlysaneone: I'm going to water my succulents now goodbye.
manwhore: inst he cuet hehehhdjfhehru, and he dindt ssya no 🤗
David Chiem: I don't think it was a yes, either...
narcoleopard93: ugh,,,,, why is there a crunkly boom in my neighbor dorm they woke me up.
David Chiem: I'll go check.
manwhore: but wouldt that interptu yyor slepey tym wib akex??
BowlingGirl2102: Godzilla's soul tried to ascend to the heavens, but the heavy chains of those who he had burdened pulled him into the pits of freezing hell where he relived his worst mortal regrets 🙂
David Chiem: Xander is in his own dorm, if that's what you're asking.
David Chiem: Oh? It's coming from Charles' dorm. Sounds vaguely like the sound of hitting your head against the wall when you're overwhelmed, have no clue how to react to any of life's events, and don't know how to proceed without making some sort of mistake.
BowlingGirl2102: Wait does David have suppressed mental issues too? OMG BESTIESS
narcoleopard93: seems chill aight i'm going back to sleep
Min J.: oh my lords what is that aggravating noise. I'm trying to study here
manwhore: jeze thsi chat is a mess, hi min. charlie is hvaeing a porblbly gae memgel brekdownm
BowlingGirl2102: At this point I'm gonna write a whole angst story about Godzilla, I'll share the docs link once it's up!! <33
manwhore: no sbyt sersly hwo does daveeid knwo what stat soynd like
David Chiem: I'm a motivational speaker. Anyways, I'll see what's up with Charles. Whit, go to sleep sooner or later because your typos are getting worse by the minute.
manwhore: noo
Min J.: spare us the pain that is reading your messages
manwhore: I'll fuck a corfee 👽🥺🥺
Min J.: no please don't I actually like coffee and why would you do that to a coffee specifically
manwhore: well its' shroy of an insjdde hjosk with charlie
Min J.: I'm willing to bet charles doesn't like it very much..
manwhore: whta dos te grumopy boye lyek? tbh
manwhore: mbaeye he lyeks namiks
Min J.: no clue what a namik is, and I'm going back to studying.
BowlingGirl2102: Um. I've been working on the Godzilla fic for like a few minutes nobody has responsed to ANY of my messages?? You guys really hate me huh... even though I was muted all day yesterday nobody cares I'm here
manwhore: oof
David Chiem: He's all good, was apparently just very annoyed with Whit
manwhore: ahh welll fuck.. was he lyemk genunly upswt or hsi usual knid??
David Chiem: I think his usual level of annoyance. Flustered, complaining, you would probably know it.
manwhore: ok godo. @ theonlysaneone hey srroy for pign but if I ever go too far I'll stop k?
BowlingGirl2102: Woww legible sentence good job! The power of simpery is immaculate
manwhore: dued Im just tryng to be nice nd not sond lyk a bitch unlyk yuo
theonlysaneone: @ manwhore it's fine but I'm going to sleep now. don't do anything stupid.
manwhore: aight gn 😃😃😃😀😃😚😀😃😀😃😀
BowlingGirl2102: Everyone saw the 6th emoji. Simp
manwhore: tahts' eth pinot
BowlingGirl2102: Pinot?? I mean we under drinking age BUUT if u got some LOL
manwhore: dued I can hradly hnadle back coffee
BowlingGirl2102: And here I could've sworn you had a thing for coffee LMAO
BowlingGirl2102: Well seeing as everyone else is gone n I don't wanna be w u, BYE BISH
manwhore: oof bye
David Chiem: I'll be going offline shortly too. Don't spam memes or anything please
manwhore: y does everyne thnk Im' taht imature,. byeeee
David Chiem: Haha sorry. Good night, then