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Skip down the corridors singing 'Were off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!'

Cover all of the black tiolet seats in school with black shoe polish. Make it as discreet as possible.

Do the moonwalk down the hallways.

Organize a secret flash mob during class change over.

Go gaga, turn up to school in a giant egg, wear a meat dress, go crazy with the eyeliner. Or if u wear school uniform, go St Trinians' style.

Claim that you must always wear a bysicle helmet as part of your 'Astronaut Training.'

When your teacher hands out paper, claim they're not being very eco friendly.

Sing opera.

Point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

Ask the head teacher if its ok to park your transformer in the gym because he's afraid of the rain.

Write the entire paper on sticky notes and turn them in by sticking them all over the teachers door.

Run to the window and scream  'FOR NARNIA!'

Make computer chair tricks a new olympic sport.

Piss off your cat until it wants to kill you.

Try to dig an escape tunnel with a spoon.

When your teacher backs up, make beeping noises.

If you have a sub, in the middle of class get everyone to stand up and yell  'YOGA HOUR'  and start doing squats.

Shoot rubber bands at someones back and then look away quickly.

Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.

Get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

Sleep.

Make a really short, short story.

Roll down the hall yelling,  'I'm a magical, weed smoking pegasus!'

Sprinkle sparkles every where you go. Then when someone asks if you had done it tell them,  'The sparkle monster did it.'

Announce,  'I want to learn the spoons!'  in the middle of a class descussion.

Walk into the classroom like a super spy. Keep your back to the walls, point your fingers up into a guy, look around with shifty eyes whilst humming the mission impossible theme.

After everything your teacher says, ask why.

When your teacher turns the lights off, start singing opera really loudly. When they turn them back on, look around pretending to be confused.

When the teacher asks why you're late, say, "The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

When a teacher asks you a question, don't say anything, just stare.

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