Wrong Number you child (Angel...

By Flareongirl360

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Me: TUBBBOOOOOO YOU PROMISE THAT YOU WOULD GUVW ME RHE HOMEWORK ANSWERS! ???: what Me: DONT LMAY DUMB WITH ME... More

001. Excuse me but wut?
002. Nicknames
003. Cheating in History? No no, we can't have that here
004. It's not even Tubbo's b-day and we already planning
Slight name change
005. Library trip
006. The man in the Library
007. The WifeHaver strikes again
008. Patty Cake/Group of friends
009. Everyone! We have to help our friend
010. Some filler bc i hav no title 4 dis
011. Part two of the filler
012. Tommy meets the Mistress of Death
013. Cake in the Rain
014. Speedrunning Adoption rn
015. You are my dad. You're my DAD! Woogie woogie woogie
016. Reunion at Party
017.The End of the Tubbo B-Day Arc
018. You invented Minecraft huh??
019. No I did not accidentally call you Dad
020. Why does everyone think he's my dad?
022. Welp guess I'm lost
023. Dadza can't keep these children under control
024. Oh no! Our autocorrect, it's broken
025. Eww responsibilities
026. Time to talk about the elephant in the room
Not the update y'all wanted but...
027.The SBI finally get a chapter (somewhat +Tubbo and Kristin)
028. AngelsDuo is underrated af
029. Code Red
030. We did it boys!
031. You are NOT a burden
032. High Hopes!
033. Thank you
Support Shubble

021. IT'S NOT CALLED SPA WATER

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By Flareongirl360

Why are we still here? Just to suffer

PrettyCafeLady:

Sorry if some of you may be in school rn but who the actual f*ck calls Aguas frescas, Spa Water?

TfisaDream:

What the hell is Spa Water?

PrettyCafeLady:

That's what I'm saying

Simpbur:

Ohhhhh I think I saw that term on TikTok, then Techno told me that it's not actually called that

PrettyCafeLady:

Who comes up with this sh*t

Simpbur:

Idk

OldmanCrow:

I did not came to check to my texts to see Niki complaining about clout chasers on TikTok

TfisaDream:

Unfortunately you did

PrettyCafeLady:

Sorry but I had to get it off my chest

Tubbee:

I actually feel bad for anyone who is falling for this and ordering spa water and the poor cashier had no idea what they mean

And I mean young and gullible kids, I feel bad for

OldmanCrow:

Aren't you supposed to be in school rn?!

Tubbee:

noooooo

PurpleAlien:

Yes he is

Btw the teacher is coming so hide your phone Tubbo

Tubbee:

Sh*t!

MuffinMan:

Niki, language

Also what the muffins is Spa water

PrettyCafeLady:

You poor poor muffin

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(1st Person PoV: Tommy)

"Geez did you really have to take out your phone in class today? Especially in Mr.Sam's class? Why though?" I asked as Tubbo, Purpled, Ranboo and I were walking to our usual place for lunch.

"I saw Niki mentioning spa water so I decided to throw my two cents into the discussion," Tubbo explained.

"Uh huh, sure," Purpled rolled his eyes.

I sat down and went to find where I placed my lunch. I don't remember if I placed it in my backpack or I was holding it before school started.

...

"Umm Tommy?" Tubbo asked as I nearly dumped my whole backpack out to search for my lunch.

"Guys...," I turned to look at them, "I...I think my lunch is gone."

"WHAT?!" They all cried.

"I-I don't know what happened. I thought I put it in my backpack but then I remember taking it out because I didn't want to have extra weight on me," I explained.

"Well where did you put it?" Ranboo asked, worriedly.

"I have no clue!" I cried.

"Well we were at my house and then we went to the library because my mum wanted to and then we headed straight to school," Tubbo explained.

"You don't think you left it at Tubbo's house?" Purpled asked.

"I'll ask my mum. She's most likely home right now," Tubbo got up and phoned his mum.

After a while...

"No it's not at home. Maybe you left it at the library?" Tubbo suggested.

I let out a groan at this while snatching some of Ranboo's oreos.

He rolled his eyes at this.

"Let me text Phil," I muttered.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OldmanCrow

Me:

Ummm Phil??

Idk if you're busy rn but can I ask you something

OldmanCrow:

Aren't you supposed to be in school rn???

Me:

Yeah but it's something really important

You know how Tubbo and I were at the library before school?

I think I might have left something there

OldmanCrow:

Oh you mean this

<OldmanCrow send a picture>

Me:

Oh sh*t that's my lunch!!!

Can you bring that to my school please?

Even if lunch is almost over

OldmanCrow:

Sure one problem

Idk where it is

Me:

I'll send you directions

I trust you now enough

If this was a couple of months ago when I first met you I would have not given you the directions

OldmanCrow:

Internet safety Tommy unless you're that one nice dentist on Tumblr

Me:

Wait what?

OldmanCrow:

It's a long story

Or was that Reddit??

Me:

0-0

Ooookay then

Here directions

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(1st Person PoV: Tommy's)

I send my location to Phil and turned my phone off.

"Ok boys! Good news, Phil is willing to come over here and bring my lunch over here," I exclaimed.

"But lunch is almost over," Purpled pointed out.

"I don't care. I'm eating my lunch no matter what!" I said.

"Ok, here then. This will keep you steady until Phil comes with your lunch," Tubbo handed me a granola bar.

"Thanks Tubbo," I said.

"Your welcome!"

A/N: tbh I could have spend my whole life not knowing that people call Aquas frescas Spa Water but I do now!

Thank you cousins for bringing that up while you guys ordered aquas frescas and jokingly said to me that it was Spa Water.

Ok enough of me complaining.

Thx for 12k reads. This is now blowing up for some reason so thank you.

Hope you enjoyed it!

Cya in the next one -Flare

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