The family CHAT
Sprinkles
I NEED HELP
Bird brain
Yes you do
Sprinkles
I am remembering why you're my least favorite
Bird brain
At least I know where I stand
Sprinkles
Whatever
Bob the builder
Wow is Sprinkles finally asking for help
Peter
FUCKING FINALY
Dad
Congrats
The crunkle
Wow
Spork
I feel like this is an important moment
Dash
It is
Violet
Very rare
Mom
Stop being mean to her
Toaster
Yay therapy
Dr.Bruce
Good job
Old man
Finally
Snake
Don't ask for help be problematic
Cloud fart
Don't listen to snake
(hey look 15 people in the main chat)
Sprinkles
You all suck
Mom
Especially Bob
Bob can't build it
I acknowledge that fact and so do other people
Peter
Ew
Sprinkles
OH GOD EW
Bob can't build it
Stop asking questions and continue
Sprinkles
I don't want to anymore
Peter
Do it you coward
Sprinkles
Peter stop being mean or ill expose you
Peter
With what?
Sprinkles
The time you dated someone with a weird name
Peter
IT WAS FUCKING NOT A WEIRD NAME
Sprinkles
WHO THE FUCK NAMES THERE KID HAROLD
THAT IS A NAME FOR A OLD MAN
AND ITS PROBABLY A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
(their talking about harry Osbourne btw)
Peter
ASK HIM YOURSELF
Sprinkles
I HAVE
HE JUST STARES AT ME WEIRD AND QUESTIONS ME EVEN MORE
Peter
I WONDER WHY
Sprinkles
ME TOO
Dash
WAIT PETERS HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE
AND YOU DIDNT TELL US
I THOUGHT WE WERE ON TOP OF THE DRAMA LINE
Peter
I am truely sorry
Dash
You should be
Sprinkles
How rude of you Peter
Peter
guess I'll go cry about it now
Dad
MY CHID WAS DATING A PERSON
Snake
Who broke up with who
Mom
SAKE YOU DONT JUST ASK THAT
Snake
I DO
Peter
Yes Dad, I have dated people
I get more bitches than Sprinkles
Sprinkles
Asshole
Peter
And it was a mutual thing
He was going somewhere for a while
And we didn't want to be long distance thing so we decided it would be best (and healthiest) put it on pause for a while so he could focus in what he was doing
We both said we would figure it out when he got back
Sprinkles
And just like that this bitch has had a healthier relationship than some people
Peter
Yay me
Bird brain
Very great
Congrats on not being an asshole
Peter
Thank you
Bird brain
No problem
But doesn't sprinkles say somthing
Sprinkles
I did
I knew you care
Bird brain
I regeretletting you speak
Sprinkles
You should
Anygays
I need advice
So I have this LITTLE crush on someone
But I don't know HOW to admit it
Peter don't freak out
Peter
IM FREAKING OUT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Sprinkles
I regret this
Peter
YOU SHOULD
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR YOU TO ADMIT IT
Dad
WHO IS IT
Sprinkles
.....a friend
And like I really like her
But I don't know if she likes me
And I know it's weird to say this
but I really don't want to mess anything up because I really do like her
Peter
You won't
Like at this point the way you both look at each other is not platonic
Like at all
Sprinkles
........
Really?
Peter
Hell ya
Mom
Bring her somewhere nice and ask her if she would like to try going on dates
And if it SOMEHOW doesn't work then you would know
OR
have her at your house and talk about it or something
Sprinkles
Mom you are the best
Mom
Thank you
The crunkle
OUR CHILD IS ALL GROWN UP
Bob the builder
WHERE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU KID
Dad
This is why she doesn't talk to us
The crunkle
SHUT UP AND LET US HAVE THIS MOMMENT
Dad
ITS NOT EVEN YOUR MOMENT
Bird brain
FOR ONCE RUSTY'S RIGHT
Dad
I will murder you
Sprinkles
I'm going to go and attempt to get a date before the turns into a warzone
Mom
Safest option, good luck
Old man
You got this kid!
Spork
I believe in you!
Dr.Bruce
Good luck!
Snake
You can do it
Cloud fart
I believe in you young one
Sprinkles
Thank you everyone!
Third person POV
And with that text being sent Alex went out to see if she could talk to MJ but she could only see everything in chaos
A/n
Oh we were so close to a happy ending
But I updated twice today/night
I'm feeding little you gremlins
Also in my world, none of the sinister 6 knows who peter and Alex are. So they don't have a problem with that. But alex and Peter know who they are
I think that was pretty fluffy and fun
Until like the end but don't worry that much about it.....for now
But wasn't that fun 😃
Who almost woke someone up reading that because I did just writing that
Welcome to Hell
-The Author