You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
Stranger: hi
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: when
Stranger: im down
You: MARCH 17
You: be there
You: or dieee
Stranger: location please
You: Erm.... Las Vegas?
Stranger: i live there
Stranger: im alredy here
You: :O EVEN BETTERRR
Stranger: im waiting for you
You: kk. WHAT'S YO NAME WIFEY/HUBBY?
Stranger: shula
You: I'm Kat
Stranger: omg your a girl
You: of course I am.. is that a problemo?
Stranger: lesbehonest so am
You: whaddup PITCH PERFECT REFERENCE!!! OMG we are srsly getting married
You: srsly
Stranger: yeah
(SHE DISCONNECTED... </3)
Stranger: hey
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: what's your income?
You: 1 MILLION
You: A DAY.
You: BITCHH
Stranger: not enough for me
You: YOU LIL FUCK.
You: GOLD DIGGING HOE
Stranger: i'm a demanding woman
(WHATTA BITCHH)
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: No.
You: whyyy?
Stranger: Because of the extra letters you put on your words like thiiiiis
You: I CAN CHANNNGEEEE!!
Stranger: I can't
You: :'O
Stranger: What's your name
You: IMMA CRY
You: IM KAT.
Stranger: Hi Kat
You: ELLOO
Stranger: Would you like to hear about our lord Jesus Christ?
You: NO BITCH. I ALREADY KNOWWWWW.
Stranger: Good, I was fuckin g with ya
You: *JENNA MARBLES FACE*
Stranger: Hawt
You: i try bby, i try.
Stranger: hold on
You: IMMA HOLDING ONNNNN.
Stranger: hold on tiiiter
Stranger: tiier
Stranger: er
Stranger: e
You: um... K?
Stranger: k
You: kkkk
Stranger: kkk
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kat lynn
Stranger: yo
You: lynn?
Stranger: with an n
You: wut.
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: nobody said anything about black people
You: RACISMRACISMRACISM.
Stranger: people in glass houses should not throw stones
You: that would be smart.
You: yoyoyooyoyyooyoooooooooooo
You: YOU LIL FUCK
You: FUCK YOUUU
You: HOE BAG
You: POTATO
You: IMMA RAP FOR YOU, BITCH
You: YO, YOYOYOYOYOY
You: DIS IS KAT.
You: THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT.
You: RIGHT HERE
You: RIGHT NOW
You: I GO BOOM BOOM POW
You: ON YO' FACE.
You: YOU GON SPEW BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.
You: IMMA SIT THERE AND LAUGH
You: JUST LIKE A BABY CALF.
You: KAT OUTTTT
You: PEACE.
(OMFG JUST CALL ME LIL' KAT MEOOWWW)
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: Aca-scuse me?
Stranger: ahahah
You: OKAY WE R SRSLY GETTING MARRIED. PITCH PERFECT.
You: SRSLY.
Stranger: OMFG. AHAHAHHAHAH
You: I'M NOT JOKING.
Stranger: (Continue it)
I got a ticket for the long way round
Stranger: Hello?
You: SORRY. TWO BOTTLES OF WHISKEY FOR THE WAYYY
Stranger: ahah And I sure would like some sweet company
You: and I'm leaving tomorrow whadaya say?
Stranger: When im gone
Stranger: LOL
You: when i'm goooneee
Stranger: Your ganna miss me when im gone
You: You're gonna miss me by my hai
You: r
Stranger: Your ganna miss me everywhere oh.
You: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Stranger: YAYAYAY.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: KAAAY BYEEE NIGGAAH'
You: BTW HERE'S YOUR RING:: http://cdn2.jamesallen.com/Images/Education/Splash/three-stones-engagement-ring.jpg
You: <3
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHA OMFG
Stranger: Love ya babe.
Stranger: <3
Stranger: byeeee
(IDK THEIR GENDER.. OH WELL. #YOLO)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: R u a f
You: yepp
Stranger: horny
You: ew. i asked for your hand in marriage. not your penis. ya nassty
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You: WILL YOU MARRY MEEE?
Stranger: helll na
You: why?
You: :'(
Stranger: you ugly
You: you dunno what i look like3
You: judgemental fuck..
Stranger: im behind you
You: impossible.. im in front of a wall
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: boo!! lol
You: OMG MR. WALL! YOU CAN TYPEE??
Stranger: made you look dumfucck
You: NOPEEE
Stranger: ✌
(DA FUQ IS THAT SIGN??)
You and the stranger both like ONE DIRECTION.
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
Stranger: MAYBE WHO ARE YOU?!
You: KAT. MEOWWW.
Stranger: DOG. WOOF
You: WEDDING IS OFF!!!!
You: :O
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: OK
You: I DONT LIKE DOGGEHS
Stranger: I DON'T LIKE KATS
You: :( HARSHHH
Stranger: YOU TOO
You: IS YO NAME DOG?
Stranger: NOPE
You: WHAT IS IT?
Stranger: ISABELLE
You: AHH! KKKKK THEN. WEDDINGS BACK ON
Stranger: WAT
You: YEP.
You: ITS HAPPENING
You: I WILL FORCE YOU
Stranger: I REFUSE
You: NOPPEEE
Stranger: YESSS
You: NOO
You: NOOOOO
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: I WILL LEAVE THEN
You: NOOO
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You and the stranger both like One direction.
You: WILL YOU MARRY MEE?
Stranger: YES WHEN'S THE WEDDING?
You: MARCH 17TH
Stranger: MY BIRTHDAY
You: OMGGGG!
Stranger: AHHHHH
You: IM LIKE PSYCHIC YO!!
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME THOUGH
Stranger: CAN LOUIS BE THE FLOWER GIRL?
You: *MINDBLOWN* OMG YEAH!!!
Stranger: YAY
You: WHOSE GON' BE THE MINISTER?
Stranger: ZAYN. HE'S VERY SPIRITUAL
You: TOTES. HE'LL BE ALL, 'LET THESE TWO RIDE THE ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS LIFE;
Stranger: OMF YeS
You: WHAT ABOUT NIALLER?
Stranger: HMMMMMM HE CAN BE THE RING BEARER
You: WHY THE RING BEARER?
Stranger: IDK I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE 😭
You: THE CATERER?? NAH HE'D EAT IT ALL..
Stranger: TRUE
You: HAZZA?
Stranger: BAR TENDER SINCE HEA IRISH AND HE DRINKS A LOT
Stranger: I WIN
You: OMG HES.
You: YES**
Stranger: HARRY WILL BE THE CREEPY UNCLE WHO FLIRTS WITH EVERYONE
Stranger: IDK...
You: OMG. YEH. ESPECIALLY OUR MOMS.
Stranger: HAHA YES WB LOU AND LIAM
Stranger: WAIT NO JUST LIAM
You: LIAM? HMM..
You: *STROKES-IMAGINARY-BEARD*
Stranger: DOES THE THINKER
You: HE'LL BE....
Stranger: HE'LL BE JESUS CUZ HE CAN
You: BOOM.
Stranger: WHAT I THINK YES
You: HE'LL BE THE AWESOME DANCER ON THE FLOOR
Stranger: HAHA YES
You: MY LIFE IS MADE.
Stranger: HEY DO YOU HAVE AN INSTAGRAM?!JW
You: YEPP.
Stranger: WHAT IS IT
You: @__katiekat__
Stranger: K I'LL G'FOLLOW YOU RN
You: MKAYYY
Stranger: DONE
You: I'LL FOLLOW BACK
Stranger: OKK
You: FOLLOWEECD
Stranger: WOOO
You: I LOVE YOU 5EVER
Stranger: ILYM
You: <3<3<3<3
Stranger: ❤
You: HEY DO YOU LIKE THE WANTED?
Stranger: KINDA
You: SAME. 1D IS BETTER... BUT THEY COOL, THEY COOL.
Stranger: YEA THEY GUCCI
You: OMG I JUST PLAYED THRIFT SHOP IN MY HEAD. WUT IS MY LIFE
Stranger: K IT'S 4AM I HAVE T GO TO BED OMG OK OK ILY TTYL BB BYE
(I LOVE DIS CHICK. FOLLOW HER ON IG BBYS)