"DOCTOR GET YOUR ASS UP!!!"
(Y/n) pov
"WAAAAASNFJDHHDJZJSJ" was all I could get out of my mouth as I almost regurgitated my own soul. "Aaaaahhhh... what is is..." I said in a weak tired and raspy tone. "You're supposed to come to meet the operators of the rhine lab!" "o k a-" "CHOP CHOP! WE DONT HAVE ALL DAY! MOVE IT!" She said clapping her hands twice in a pissed off manner.
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Then she basically picked me up and threw me out of bed. "Okay, okay, im getting ready! Please show mercy!" I said "NEVER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA-"
(Loud person pov)
I'm pissed now."Tch. Stupid time skips cutting me o-"
(Y/n) pov
"Hey who are you talking to? Also what's your name?"I said confused on why she just talked to the air. "Codenames' ifrit. Don't worry about the other thing..." she said.
Not much later we arrived at the 'renhe lab' place I think. We where greeted by a brown haired lady with glasses. "Hello, doctor. Welcome to the rhine lab. My name is silence. Pleasure to see you again." She said holding out her hand. "Pleasure to get to know you again." I said shaking it.
"These are all the members of the renhe lab. Please introduce yourself." She said. "I am Saria, researcher of the former rhine lab." Said a gentle-silver haired woman with grey and orange horns. "I am Aastgene. I too am a rhine lab researcher. You may also call me Elena." Said an adorable Liberi girl with navy hair. "I'm Dorothy. Dorothy Franks. I am the rhine cooperative operator." Said an ash blonde girl with really big and cute ears. "Ptilopsis. Database maintainer of rhine lab." An extremely bland liberi said. She's really cute! Too bad she's kinda bland. I thought "I'm Mayer Stony! Another researcher of the lab. Pleasure to meet you doc!" Said a girl with some sort of weird robot dog next to her. "Oh ma gawd... WHY IS EVERYONE SO CUUUUUTE" I screamed and they just where like:
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"Kay, so like why am I here? Do you need me to do anything for ya?" I said with a smile. "MARY ME!" Screeched ifrit grabbing my hands. "Ifrit." Silence said in a menacing tone. Ifrit let out a small 'tch' and stepped back. "Your here for an outing. We have made organization and taken the proper measures so we could go out and catch up doctor." She said this-ing:
"Holy shit tiddy balls! Thank youuuuu!" I yelled before saria picked me up and spanked me. "EEP-"
Was all I could get out before her hand made contact with my cake.
They took me to a small coffee shop that had donuts (aka rengokus) and other desserts and we proceeded to order and sit down. "So, doc. How are you?" Elena asked. "I've been very busy with paperwork but other than that I'm great. How bout you guys?" I responded. "Fine" they said simultaneously. We proceeded to talk about random stuff and the viral video of mothman and Bigfoot fuckin each other. (you get a cookie if you know where I got that from) When our orders came we continued our strange conversation until... "oh shikikan-sama~ who are these pests?" Said a busty girl with twin tails and red eyes. "Taihou dear. Wrong universe." I said. "Oh where's mine?" "If you go three blocks to the right of this place and take a left then go two block you should be right there" "thank you~" with that she walked off. The others where looking at me weird until ifrit spoke up."Uh what the fuck was tha-" "don't worry about it." I said.
When we were done they escorted me back to my office and bid me goodbye. "Hello Amiya!" I said tackling her into a hug. "O-oh! Hello doctor. I-I didn't see you come in hehe..." she said stuttering a bit. We talked for a small bit then I left to do my work. This is the best example I can give although it is an understatement:
"*sigh* well, work is work I guess..." I proceeded to start chiseling down on my mountain of paperwork until 3:41 am when I was interrupted. "Oh doc. Your still awake." Franka walked in and tried to get me up. "I'll go to bed in a minute..." I say in a drowsy tone. "Doctor work is important but you can't do that work if you don't rest." She said with a worked look on her face. "I know that's why I'm doing my work..." I say. "Well if you don't go to bed now I will help you with your work." She said. Being the selfless bastard I am I reluctantly went to bed.
"Hey Doctor . Long time no see."
Ayo my bad this shits short. Almost shorter than my di-